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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

i wish i had better typos that added to the joke instead of making it incoelelfsible

Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

This Fourth of July don’t forget your draft dodging president thinks POWs and wounded soldiers are “losers”. Imagine licking the boot of a man who wouldn’t even take a step in yours.

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Nothing brings out the worst in old people like the rough and tumble world of the Costco parking lot

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

You disrespect me today, the day of my daughter’s wedding, in front of all of my neopets?

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

They should add a fishing minigame to real life

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Excuse me sir, this so called “butter knife” tastes fucking terrible

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

was enjoying a wake and bake on the porch when a spider caught a bug near me in its web. Watching this spider work has been blowing my fucking mind

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

I will personally give head to whoever at chobani came up with the s’mores flips

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

If they don’t bring back the quesorito right now I’m going ballistic

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

im caught up on the pit and I miss it

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

I’m not addicted to drugs, but my brain worm definitely is and you do NOT want to piss off that guy

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Tonight all of the Grammys gather in one place to discuss recipes and their favorite grandchildren

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Congratulations on your 10th wedding anniversary, you're now in a Kirkland brand marriage.

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Sure let’s accuse the drag queens who just want to dress up and read books to children of doing what priests are known for LITERALLY systematically doing

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SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 09/01/2025

hey everybody, my computer broke, so, i’ma just circle around the neighborhood until i find you! okay? could you just.. i dunno.. wave you hands? or something??

Kevin in a 1959 cadillac series 62
convertible: with a broken computer
(IBM PC Tower Pentium 3 Year 2000
model) a six pack of soda (Tab) and
a stack of pizzas (delicious). stationary.
(i cannot drive. nor do i have a license.)

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

“Your password cannot be that stupid one you always try to use.”

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

If you don’t support trans/lgbt+ rights go fuck yourself and block me. Here in the FROG FRACTIONS swamp we love each other and take care of our community. And if you think human rights is “too political” for a shit posting frog account, you can also go fuck yourself.

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Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside @bigoblin.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

There was a kid in my third grade class named Craig and he had grey hair and corrected my pronunciation of “cerulean” Where is he now

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

We no longer offer in-person tubbies now. We are a teletubbies only office.

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

how many januaries do you guys think february will be

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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

What part of the water cycle would you want to be part of the most? For me, it’s definitely evaporation.

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Quoting for documentation purposes

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I'm taking up recreational screaming

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Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Didgeridoo, or didgeridon’t idgaf I’m not a cop

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

1 like = 1 new nickname for "butt"

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

My version of dry January was picking at my psoriasis

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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

that’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, fighting with a pigeon

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

bro, your dog won’t stop sniffing my pussy

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Michael Dambold @dambold.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Wtf is up with these twinks following me

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 30/01/2025

What do you call a cold you get twice? De ja-flu.

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

If you didn’t know, Alfredo pasta is pretty much just macaroni and cheese shaped different

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Our new rescue pupper likes to go feral like a house cat every night around 2 am.

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Caitlin 🐦‍⬛ @cvh.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

wellbeauties

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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Honestly, it’s the humidity that gets ya.

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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

This is where I post from

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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Wellbrethren? Wellbys? ‘Butrinos?

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

I cant think of one for Wellbutrin anyone comes up with a good one I’ll pin you to my profile

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Every hospital should have a giant cannabis farm in the basement to ensure high quality shit for the people in pain

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

shoutout to my fellow lexabros (Lexapro bros)

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

My therapist just throws my medication at me like a street rat begging for change

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

interviewer: how are your listening skills? me: absolutely

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Raw chicken is safe and delicious it’s just being gatekept by culinarian Frederick P. FDA

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

like the majestic owl, i too only come out at night, screech, and casually vomit on a daily basis

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Hey sorry I didn’t answer when you called me earlier, I was sober and don’t like you very much

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

I like taking UTI medication because it’s the one time your pee can be a silly color without having to go to the ER

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