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timtimtimtimtim

@timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social
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Outlet for my drawings, shitposts, and other oddities. Occasionally sincere. Dance music enthusiast. Who knows? Check, scroll, doom, comment, repeat. Insta: nightswithtim

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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thankfully it’s October. I can say "i gotta go take a spooky dookie" without it being too weird.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Butt to butt resuscitation... with farts.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I haven’t made a comic in a while.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Praise be the fart alarm has sound!
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Thank Christ, Graza now makes potato chips.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Thinkin bout that cyclops cheese.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
For every big up yourself there’s an equal and opposite little down yourself.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The dead leaves from last fall are in better condition than the leafy greens mix I bought yesterday.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I saw Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie last night. It was incredible. I know it’s theatrical run is basically over but I hope more people eventually watch it!
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I almost convinced myself that $11 for an 8 oz container of pasta salad at Lunds made sense.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
More like State of the PEE-YEW’nion
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Me: How can I further enrich my life? My body: How about a zit inside your ear?
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I can loudly hear someone blasting Drops of Jupiter. I can’t tell if there a demonstration nearby or someone just vibin out. Both?
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
This calming chamomile tea ain’t doing shit.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Lovely night for the Twin Cities Auto Show
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The consequences will never be the same.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
TIL Chi-Chi’s stands for Chicago-Chicago’s
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I don’t remember asking for insomnia.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I wish I could say the same 😭
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I’m not entirely sold on this Boz Scaggs disco house remix.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
It has been claimed! Good luck out there you clarinet freaks!
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Any clarinet players need an emergency kit? I ordered some replacement needles for my turntables and hey sent the wrong item. The guy on the phone chuckled and said I’m free to do whatever I want with them.
Invoice showing the item I ordered next to the actual item they sent.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
The real friends we made along the way were the friends we made along the way.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Dear nose, I’m good on boogs. No need to make any more for now.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Fritos>Apple chips Side note: I was known as the chip chief in my party days. Can’t have a party without chips!
bloomberg.com
Apple Chip Chief Tells Staff He’s Not Leaving ‘Anytime Soon’
Apple Inc. chip chief Johny Srouji, whose potential departure risked worsening a bout of executive turnover, told staff on Monday that he’ll stay at the iPhone maker for now.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I am CACKLING!
Hen laying eggs
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
This got me howling
Foot stepping on legos
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Why don’t jobs do end of the year wrapped? You worked 24% of 2025 and that’s not even counting the stress outside of the job!
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Gonna fill my humidifier up with coffee to caffeinate the air.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
A post from the gallery to describe my mental health
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Real big fan of the “mistake” gotcha style advertising. Sorry this happened, but we had to save you some money! We made a mistake, our prices are lower than ever!! Whoopsies, we ordered too much product and need to offer discounts!!!!
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Nature is healing.
Plowed snowbank blocking two public parking spaces.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Give us this day our daily Pepcid AC
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Nexium, Prevacid, Pepcid, Carafate, and Tums… do your thing.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Oh strange instagram says I have a notification even though I thought they were turned off. Oh strange I do have them turned off. Thanks instagram.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I drive for work and have noticed an uptick in bad driving. Not from everyday drivers… that wave hit years ago, but from big trucks and company vans. Winter is coming and those rigs aren’t as nimble as their drivers think. Stay safe out there.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Today I saw a lifted Ford F150 that had “ZYN” as the first three letters of their plate.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
The loudest sound in the world is the metal tip of a charging cable hitting the hardwood floor when you’re trying to quietly get into bed.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I like my assets like I like my diarrhea. Liquid.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I’ve been holding this fart for so long I think it’s beginning to hold me.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
If anyone has any hot tips or advice I’d love to hear it.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Shopping for a new vehicle BLOWS! I looked at just one today and dealing with car salespeople completely drained my soul.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Not one Shrek Rave in sight
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Currently third in line.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Finally beat Silksong. What a game! It’s always hard to decide what to play next after an immersive metroidvania like that.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Folks, we made it through the pesky weekend. Back to business never felt so good!
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I know it’s been about 20 years now but I’m still not sold on the Dyson Airblade.
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
New poop euph just dropped: Chop down some hot brown logs
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Has anyone been to the Wyman building downtown? Why does it always smell so bad? It’s like ginger bread and onions. Two things I like by themselves but together ooooh Lordy!
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timtimtimtimtim @timtimtimtimtim.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I don’t agree with the spelling of “twelfth”
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