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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

i wish i had better typos that added to the joke instead of making it incoelelfsible

Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

This Fourth of July don’t forget your draft dodging president thinks POWs and wounded soldiers are “losers”. Imagine licking the boot of a man who wouldn’t even take a step in yours.

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Nothing brings out the worst in old people like the rough and tumble world of the Costco parking lot

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

You disrespect me today, the day of my daughter’s wedding, in front of all of my neopets?

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

They should add a fishing minigame to real life

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Excuse me sir, this so called “butter knife” tastes fucking terrible

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

was enjoying a wake and bake on the porch when a spider caught a bug near me in its web. Watching this spider work has been blowing my fucking mind

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

I will personally give head to whoever at chobani came up with the s’mores flips

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

If they don’t bring back the quesorito right now I’m going ballistic

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

im caught up on the pit and I miss it

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

I’m not addicted to drugs, but my brain worm definitely is and you do NOT want to piss off that guy

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Tonight all of the Grammys gather in one place to discuss recipes and their favorite grandchildren

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Does Costco do weddings? I want to get married near the frozen meatballs

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Congratulations on your 10th wedding anniversary, you're now in a Kirkland brand marriage.

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Sure let’s accuse the drag queens who just want to dress up and read books to children of doing what priests are known for LITERALLY systematically doing

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

I imagined this as the lead in to a musical number where a serial killer stalks a young woman down the street

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SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 09/01/2025

hey everybody, my computer broke, so, i’ma just circle around the neighborhood until i find you! okay? could you just.. i dunno.. wave you hands? or something??

Kevin in a 1959 cadillac series 62
convertible: with a broken computer
(IBM PC Tower Pentium 3 Year 2000
model) a six pack of soda (Tab) and
a stack of pizzas (delicious). stationary.
(i cannot drive. nor do i have a license.)

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

“Your password cannot be that stupid one you always try to use.”

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

executive producer of queer eye or navy seal sniper, it’s 50/50

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Frog Fractions @frogfractions.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

If you don’t support trans/lgbt+ rights go fuck yourself and block me. Here in the FROG FRACTIONS swamp we love each other and take care of our community. And if you think human rights is “too political” for a shit posting frog account, you can also go fuck yourself.

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