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Caitlin 🫧

@cvh.bsky.social
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the sun pours down like money, the moon pours down like mercury clinic escort & abortion funder & other stuff too

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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 10h
eight! hours! until! vacation!
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Erika Lee Sears @erikaleesears.bsky.social · 18h
Press for Revenge #oilpainting #art
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
dear CPG packaging manufacturers, I am begging you to stop putting human snacks in bags that sound exactly like the cat treat bag when opened.
dolly trying her hardest to get into a bag of coconut date bites
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
even if all the scariest stuff turns out to be true it won't make it less funny that the computer people used the computer to invent computer Calvinism
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
someone just bumped this first-rate dolly pic back into my mentions. little weirdo!
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
thinking about this in combination with how he writes about his own daughter makes me want to [i am dragged off stage by a vaudeville hook]
screenshot from hanania's substack that says "She loses her mind when hungry, crying, screaming at us, demanding a toy and then throwing it in our faces when she gets it. But a few bites later and she’s inventing dances again. Girl stuffs her face until she complains about her tummy hurting, and then demands to keep going. Boy is very picky and eats little. When he was smaller, he would send crackers and chips back for being broken or misshaped. It’s like the intellect is such an overwhelming portion of his personality that it crowds out the capacity to enjoy physical sensations. Girl is chubby, Boy is thin.

I don’t worry about Girl. At least for now. It’s not difficult to see how traits that are adorable in a two-year old can cause heartache as a teen. Thankfully, Ozempic has arrived just in time to solve what I’ve always worried would be her greatest weakness."
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hell yeah 🪾🎃🍂
a bottle of brooklyn brewery post road pumpkin ale
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New York sunset is positively apocalyptic right now
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
would sell my soul for a bag of the strawberry-flavored halls cough drops :( why is everywhere in walking distance sold out :( i'm tired
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Debt relief recipients will receive an envelope in the mail letting them know that their debt has been bought by a third party and erased with no strings attached. They’ll owe nothing and face no tax penalty. It’s just gone." HELL YA
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
already starting a phone note of all the outfits I want to put together once the weather cools down
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
last night in hand building class we learned how to do slip trailing and (David Byrne voice) now it's all covered in flowers
a wiggly little ceramic planter and catch dish with some tiny flowers drawn on in slip a wiggly little ceramic planter and catch dish with some tiny flowers drawn on in slip
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oh to be a dog in a pottery studio
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🌧️🪄🏰👩‍🦰🍗🔮🦄
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
rly excited to go eat a giant turkey leg
mirror selfie in an improvised ren fair costume–button down sheer black blouse, lace up leather leggings, and knee high leather boots
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
thinking about them again
sheep.exe screenshot
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the best compliments in New York come from the little old ladies
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trains botting @choochoo.xor.blue · 18/09/2026
🔥👹🔥👹🔥👹🔥👹🔥👹🔥👹 💀 😈 🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃 👻😈 🔥👹🔥👹🔥👹🔥👹🔥👹🔥👹
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
busy few days but the views have been great
view of the Brooklyn Bridge from the 74th floor of 1WTCluminous tim berne playing sax under a sparkling disco ball
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
maclemór
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
have you considered giving your cat a lil smooch
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In a dream...
IN A DREAM YOU SAW A WAY TO SURVIE AND YOU WERE FULL
OF JOY
MONOXYNOL-9
LOT 2259
EXP
04-96
MADE IN U.S.A.
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
saw this sweet little piece at Cheekwood in Nashville over the summer and felt my heart split open
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
annie 💔
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
🚨🌕moon alert, go look at the moon 🌕🚨
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bro, be straight with me: was it eldritch or merely uncanny?
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
cute little weekend so far
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
dragging @poodles.bsky.social to new york just to play phone games and drink frozen margs
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
dreamt about a soup called "cream of comfort"
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
had a really productive 1:1 with my direct report
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
telling myself over and over that even though I did terribly on every one of my morning puzzles I'm still a worthwhile human with a good heart and nice hair
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I went to the very buzzy seafood restaurant and got the little seafood icebox, very good tuna carpaccio, a sleeper hit creme brulee, and zero photos, so you're just going to have to trust me here
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
photo of a white truck with the logo for Bob’s BBQ Emporium, which is written in comic sans and has a charming rudimentary illustration of a pig
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
house of maybe
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
she will not abandon her fruit mice
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
being very good & exercising a lot of self control in the face of the Samantha Pleet sample sale
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
see a toynbee; share a toynbee
A red, white, yellow and grey toynbee tile made of mostly circles sunken into the asphalt in a pedestrian crossing
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
mom and I are splitting a bottle of chenin blanc on my couch while I paint my toes and she tells me about all the hometown gossip
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
maybe what your selfie needed was a little more cat nose
selfie that is 70% blurry cat nose as she sniffs the cell camera
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
today I learned to use the slab roller, used it to make a little trinket box, tucked it in to bed, and went and had a very good roasted chicken and glass of chilled red (not pictured)
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🎃 Jac Mac O'Lantern 🎃 @jacmacandsneeze.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
the eternal struggle
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🎱 Kelly Pringle 🎱 @kellypringle.com · 01/08/2026
Cooling off 🧊
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i am so TIRED of all of my warm weather CLOTHES let me wear a SWEATER
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
have you heard the good news about our lord and savior, a giant bowl of sauerkraut fish soup and a baseball game?
two very large bowls of sauerkraut fish soupa baseball game
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
grand theft army plaza
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
grand army greenmarket is looking resplendent right about now
Peachy pink asters from Moonshot FarmA basket full of yellow bird beak peppers from evolutionary organicsfancy potatoes from evolutionary organics
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Dr. Fim @fim.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ansel Adams on assignment for IBM - one of my favourite shots. Not the usual landscape but the skill of a woman weaving magnetic core memory. The beat up nails captures total “woman in STEM” vibes.
A woman with extremely short painted nails weaving magnetic core memory. A series of rows and columns of wires in a grid.
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I just realized I'm in the promo photos for my friend's new bar 🥲
a bunch of pictures of the inside of a dive bar. I'm in the bottom one behind a pool table wearing a leather jacket and cheesing.
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Caitlin 🫧 @cvh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
dry shampoo makes me feel like i am one part chinchilla & one part marie antoinette
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alexandra @birdmotif.alextey.co · 27/08/2026
don't get me wrong, i love the pleasures of the flesh! but it's always fun when people get back from Camp Pleasures of the Flesh and start posting like "transcendent love in human connection… the ephemeral beauty of movement and sound…" of course you had fun, you were at Camp Pleasures of the Flesh!
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