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Skeet To the Void

@thevoid.bsky.social
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Too old for my nonsense. Refugee from Elon 🏳️‍🌈 pan, he/him, Leftist. Mao had good ideas about landlords

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Skeet To the Void @thevoid.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Almost a decade in, not a soul is struggling to describe MAGA. This is why we will never get to vote again. Because we waste effort endlessly describing the problem and confuse that with action
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Skeet To the Void @thevoid.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
What did they call Germans in the 30s who "stopped watching the news because I'm into self care"? They called them nazis. Think about that before you ignore the suffering of others because it is a bummer
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Her: *cums* Me: *Steve Urkel voice* DID I DO THAT?
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Skeet To the Void @thevoid.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
When encountering puzzles in video games are most people like "Yay! I can't progress any further whatsoever until I solve this puzzle that has zero to do with the story"? Is this a popular feature that I am in a minority for wanting to skip? I play to turn my brain off. I solve puzzle all day
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 02/02/2025
I think people truly don't understand just how much our lives are about to change forever.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
someone please change @schumer.senate.gov's bluesky password. i'm begging you
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
*Luigi energy intensifies*
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Skeet To the Void @thevoid.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Everyone look at this complete waste of time and energy. Protesting exactly in the manner that powers wants you to, after asking them permission to do it isn't protest. And I won't mention how idiot the idea of impeachment is. America is too far gone for marches to work
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Mustache guys are either no nonsense or 100% nonsense
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of vanity fair: thread
Sam Eagle as Miley Cyrus on the cover of vanity fair.
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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
It's all fun and games till the authorities* show up *my cats when I'm making a tuna sandwich
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Skeet To the Void @thevoid.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Everyone always wants to eat the rich, but where are they when it's time to butcher the rich, cook the rich, or clean up the rich?
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Skeet To the Void @thevoid.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
If anyone wants to be loved like Luigi, now is a great time
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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Me: oof I could stand to lose a few pounds IKEA: nice try Fätty löl
IKEA ad for poutine
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Skeet To the Void @thevoid.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Social media has become so gross. It isn't about connection or community anymore. There are far too many people who only exist in these spaces to sell or promote something. Nobody just exists in these spaces anymore. Not everyone needs to be a business.
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KrisW @kwilder.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
My cat was busy knocking random things off the table and I decided to knock the last item off before he could. He gave me this awesome “What. The. Hell. Is. Wrong. With. You?” look. Not gonna lie: I see the appeal now.
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
them: you look just like a friend of mine me: she sounds really pretty
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
wow, my grandma sucks at dodgeball
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Me: nachos for one please Waiter: there’s only one size of nachos Me, glaring at wife: nachos for ONE
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therealdaisy.bsky.social @therealdaisy.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Live, Laugh, Luigi 💕
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😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 31/01/2025
why am i so tired all the time recently ugh *dissociates for a second thinking about The State Of Things™️* hm guess some mysteries can never be solved
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😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 30/01/2025
in the end what even is hair but feathers that are doing it wrong
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Bob Scott @thatmanbobscott.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
ATTENTION, MEN: Ladies would be more often ‘in the mood’ if you learned to use your scrotum bag better and more effectively during Sex — sorry, it is not just dangling there to look Pretty
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
If you want me to get excited about AI how bout you build me a robot that can pack this bowl
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Skeet To the Void @thevoid.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I bet if we have some more marches things will get better. Let's go have a march about this
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😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 30/01/2025
i wonder how the social lives of the bacteria that pilot my meat suit are doing
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The Highwayman @thehighwayman37.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Nintendo just coming out and saying what everybody's thinking
An ad from Nintendo featuring a picture of Luigi, from Mario Bros, snapping his fingers, and a caption that reads "a little Luigi logic goes a long way"
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Dire Wolf @addiane.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
A cat is like a weighted blanket that hates you.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 29/01/2025
Gonna tell the kids this was RFK Jr.
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Pivo @bautanist.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
A fainting goat but it's just the end of this date and I'm pretty sure I don't like you
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Me: look guys the internet needs me, everyone is SAD and shitposting is my JOB Mom: you don’t have a job Dad: plus we pay for your phone
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 29/01/2025
If someone showed me a pile of sugar to illustrate how much I eat in a day, I'd simply pick it up with my hand and shovel it into my mouth
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/01/2025
it's not enough to be cool you gotta be cold as ice no colder
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
i love that our feeds & algos are essentially our own making here lol
reddit notif:

BlueskySocial:
I can't get Bluesky to stop feeding me gay thirst traps
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
dressed up like a ghost to spook the new neighbors but i accidentally cut the eye holes too low so i moaned ‘boooooobs’
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
WIFE: You're very quiet. What are you thinking? ME: If I was a Spanish rapper, I'd call myself El El Cool J WIFE: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'.
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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
It’s not box wine, it’s cardboardeaux.
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Giving money to people on substack supports a platform that funds actual Nazis. You shouldn't be supporting independent journalists there. Support them on other platforms that don't fund white supremacists and those trying to eradicate trans people.
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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I don't need CRT to make me feel white shame, I just need to go on Twitter and read what the other whites are saying.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
idk guys i don’t think my mental health has another pandemic in it tbh.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/01/2025
Really hard to find hope in humanity when so many are so openly cruel yet they are cheered on for it. The devil's work of dehumanizing our fellow humans to normalize mass death and suffering has been wildly successful. The world we inhabit today is one that is intolerable for those with empathy.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
this is legitimately the most embarrassing part of it all
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Just getting back from finding the remote deep in my couch cushions, where I reigned as king of Narnia for 15 years
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
(Itsa sex move)
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
People who refill the Brita pitcher are the backbone of society.
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