Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 17/01/2026In honor of Mardi Gras season, this week’s recipe: Muffuletta Fritata 030
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Cooking a Louisiana dish at least once a week for the next 6 weeks. Tonight: “shrimp stuffed Milton’s” Cuzmedia.tenor.coma mardi gras greeting card with a woman in a carnival maskALT: a mardi gras greeting card with a woman in a carnival mask 020
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 11/01/2026As soon as I hear someone say “maybe you should” … my inner demon stirs👿 150
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 09/01/2026true confessions: I ate half of a chocolate bar while doing my sit ups today. It was dark chocolate which is better for you. 172
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Childhood was a lie. I’ve never had to stop drop and roll. And I’ve never encountered any quicksand. 🤨 050
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 02/07/2025It’s a special kind of sin to let a good love die ~chance pena 020
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 29/03/2025You’d think I’d have a million fucks in the bank the way I give them out. I give a fuck way too often. Gotta ration. 140
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Either Alexa is a dumb ass or my level of questioning is superior. Why is she always “ I am not quite sure how to help you with that”. gtfoh 000
Reposted by JezebelAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 22/03/2025a scowling thick-muscled peach with brass knuckles wearing a t-shirt that says ‘bruiser’ 47429
Reposted by JezebelNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Housing is so expensive. I'm going to move into a giant peach. 3958386
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 22/03/2025What the “peach” is going on here today? Did I miss a Bluesky quirky peach post somewhere? 000
Reposted by JezebelCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 08/07/2024An insomnialier who recommends the perfect worries for keeping you up at night 421182
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 05/03/2025He heard people are seeking asylum in America. So now he really thinks people are coming from asylums in Mexico. 😂😂😂 000
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Some days I used to feel like taking myself out. But now I gotta stick around for 4 years to see how this movie ends. 1182
Reposted by JezebelGreeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 17/02/2025At the Greenville Zoo, we care about our employees. That’s why at 5,500 followers, we’re going to start paying them. 419227
Reposted by JezebelNadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 28/01/2025ok, hear me out instead of valentine’s day we get an extra halloween. 1327147
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Life is too crazy to drink out of boring wine glasses 0102
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 23/01/2025The “and justice for all” part of the pledge at school these days isn’t feeling too good 031
Reposted by JezebelJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 18/01/2025I think it's about time we put the next four years behind us. 15607181
Reposted by JezebelF. Scott Fitzjesse @fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social · 19/01/2025This place is like the lobby of a psych ward except nobody wants to get better. 2227
Reposted by JezebelBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 12/01/2025The early beaver gets the wood. 1822755
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 19/01/2025No more TikTok and I deleted my Facebook and instagram. I feel like I’m camping. 050
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Can we please retire the phrase: “Say it louder for the people in the back” 😖 250
Reposted by JezebelGod @thegodshow.com · 31/12/2024Hi, I’m God. I support diversity, equity and inclusion. I do not support uniformity, injustice and segregation. Hope this helps, God 338168072123
Reposted by JezebelGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 29/12/2024ngl, kinda missing how chaotic, unhinged, dangerous and fun it was to tweet while under the influence at the other place, bsky sometimes feels like a country club with the same shitass cliques and rules, like someone about to drop a monocle in their tea cup 2919255
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I love and appreciate your pronouns. ♥️🧡💛💚💙💜 But tell me… what are your adjectives? 020
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 19/12/2024His new haircut looks like quesadilla grandma.media.tenor.coma woman in a yellow shirt is crying in a kitchen while holding a plate of food .ALT: a woman in a yellow shirt is crying in a kitchen while holding a plate of food . 020
Reposted by JezebelCraig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 02/12/2024♫♪ He sees you when you're sleeping, He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, Close your blinds for goodness' sake ♪♫ 16312
Reposted by JezebelCosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Today's vibe is nudist colony. 042
Reposted by Jezebel🍁𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓇𝓁 🤍 @sassycanadian0.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Reverse cowgirl so we can both watch football. 59821
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 27/11/2024media.tenor.coma close up of a cartoon rabbit 's face with the caption vintagegalALT: a close up of a cartoon rabbit 's face with the caption vintagegal 010
Reposted by JezebelSpooky Amy 🦇 @amythehobbitplays.bsky.social · 08/11/2024To those who disagree, unfollow or block me. And also, fuck you! I’m a safe space, always have been, always will be 🏳️🌈 27434
Jezebel @foreverimp.bsky.social · 27/11/2024On your way to work?media.tenor.coma cartoon mouse with a red scarf around his neckALT: a cartoon mouse with a red scarf around his neck 010
Reposted by Jezebelsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024almost time to put out my skeleton nativity scene 824360
Reposted by Jezebelmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 27/11/2024call me Jake Paul the way I’m about to be fighting old men this thanksgiving 1198444825
Reposted by JezebelS🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Welcome to your 50's. You're now too old for young people and too young for old people 41563131
