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David Stollings

@fohsound.nyc
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A/V Nerd. Former Broadway Sound. Live in NYC, originally from SE MI. (He/Him) "I can't believe what you say, because I see what you do.” ~James Baldwin

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Eddie Current @cheatlines.co · 07/10/2026
Wikipedia snippet: A fish ladder, also known as a pescalator,
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sam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 19/07/2025
Me when I dissociate
An amusement park sign that says:
If there is no attendant
at this ride, he/she is
currently operating the
Crazy Bus
And will be with you shortly

thank you
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/10/2026
google's ai proving absolutely indispensable in dublin
Overview

[AI] Know before you go 
• People say to try a pint of the popular Guinness
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Sean Morrow @snmrrw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Never forget that David Ellison's Skydance Media was originally created so he could be an actor. Skydance's first film was 'Flyboys' starring James Franco and... David Ellison. David and his daddy invested $60m to make Flyboys. It grossed $17m Here's a bit of David's acting:
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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David Stollings @fohsound.nyc · 28/09/2026
Love and good wishes to Masuke. <3
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
whenever I fuck up and do some stupid shit at work I'm going to start saying I "went rogue"
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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 10/12/2025
fat bear week is good, but don't forget about borb season
a very round black and white birda very round mourning dovea very round cardinaltwo very round quails
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Afternoon
Uggi the dog curled up on a couch
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
'Arrival' (2016) Dir. Denis Villeneuve
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 26/01/2026
"ai" is not a genie that can't be put back in a bottle, it's a pillar of smoke that dissipates unless you keep burning money
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For my sins, I see way too much content and even I’ve only encountered the song in glancing and meta ways, like being scolded to acknowledge its popularity. It’s easier to top the charts w/o reaching everybody today bc we don’t have a monoculture, and that’s not the fault of individual consumers.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
stop making me read about rahm emanuel unless the piece is telling him to shut the hell up
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 26/09/2026
take an iced coffee wherever you want. nothing matters anymore. kill god and lick the face of the cosmic unknown. your destiny runs on dunkin™.
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all-hallows-eve-ison steele, organic human person 🎃 @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
timeline cleanser
Tumblr screenshot

(poster name not shown): knock knock
dismembered-jackalope: who's there
justsomeguycore: deez 
dismembered-jackalope: sigh. deez who?
justsomeguycore: deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
vibes
a sign that says THIS IS A (burned triangle) AREA. Who knows what it used to say. it's been burned with acid and fire or maybe magic
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
[responding to trash talk during pick up basketball game] my wife has a bad back so I doubt that happened
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Steve Bowler @gameism.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We were watching the Wolverine Sentinel footage, and... We used to call these "high chair boss battles" because the boss looks like a baby in a high chair and you're on their tray. Now you have to see it, too 😅
screenshot from the new Wolverine game with him battling a giant Sentinel. Wolverine is on a platform that comes up to the sentinel's waist. The sentinel hands can come to rest on the platform. A mock bad photoshop of Wolverine in the same pose from the trailer shooped into a stock image of a large baby boy sitting in a high chair and crying. Wolverine is standing on the high chair tray in a similar angle and presentation to the previous game trailer screenshot
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 16/09/2026
after extensive research I have concluded that this is not my beautiful house
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Masuke🐶+rocogirl👩 @rocogirl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Love Apple🫶
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Mixmoji 🤖 @mixmoji.pixigeko.com · 11/09/2026
🐦 + ☕
🐦 + ☕
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eBay mugs & glasses @dangmugs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it crashed ⚡
"Standard Operating Procedure" Warner Brothers mug, depicting the Tasmanian Devil Taz encountering a variety of computer issues. On this side, he is aggressively breaking apart a computer with the caption "it crashed".
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Ian McQue @ianmcque.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fell down a Ron Francis rabbit hole after seeing this post earlier. Sublime
Painting by Ron Francis, ‘Hope’ Painting by Ron Francis, ‘Home Fires’Painting by Ron Francis, ‘Russell Williams’ Tree’Painting by Ron Francis, ‘Room With a View’
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Sandy Horne @sandyhorne.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I know it's not Wrensday Wednesday, but I visited the Arid Lands again this afternoon and got some nice shots of the white-winged fairywrens there. Here's one on the ground. Quite a contrast - the electric blue against the red earth.
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 10/09/2026
Junie ran out of power so I put her on the charging pad.
Junie lying on the floor, extremely flat. Junie curled up in her bed.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“Where do you think you’re going?” “Band practice, I told you.” “Is your homework done?” “Yes, DAD.” “Be home by 6 for dinner.” “But-“ “No buts, Mom’s making your favorite.”
A chicken with a distinctive feathery crest stands next to another chicken in a wooden coop
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐶 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/09/02/boof
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
RIP
WE SHOULD
IMPROVE SOCIETY SOMEWHAT.
YET YOU
(Glora Steinem photoshopped on top of the peasant)

PARTICIPATE IN SOCIETY. CURIOUS!
I AM VERY INTELLIGENT. (Midge Decter as Mr Gotcha)
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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Michael DeForge @michaeldeforge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They should just let Coyote fuck the Roadrunner already. He's suffered enough
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I will not play grand theft auto because it perpetuates car culture :/
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David Stollings @fohsound.nyc · 01/09/2026
Balloon vote here! Still cute either way.
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 01/09/2026
Even the height of the Greed is Good '80s gave us Scrooged, which remains hilarious and retains the spirit of the original (with plenty of anti-apartheid set dressing in the background, to boot.) It feel like only the age of septic tech barony could produce the Depp-Scrooge.
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Andy Kostka @afkostka.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A Rockies grounds crew member took a tumble as they pulled the tarp. He then made his way, slowly, back out
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Becky Hammer @beckyhammer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I hope everyone arguing with the dictionary about how to pronounce words had a pleasant Monday
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David Stollings @fohsound.nyc · 01/09/2026
How the fuck is anyone still casting Johnny Depp?
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David Stollings @fohsound.nyc · 01/09/2026
Whoever’s voice I’m not familiar with on ESPN doing color for the Shelton match made me change the channel. Way too much emphasis on the coach, couldn’t shut up about Bryan in an odd way that goes further than most talk about coaches. I was more interested in the Tiafoe match at that point anyways.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Then Toad began to bang his head against the wall
Toad bangs his poor head against the wall.

From "The Story"
In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 13/05/2025
my house makes a lot of noises and i often have that horrible thought that i think a lot of people share where what if a total stranger has been secretly living there too and one day i finally run into him and he has more bluesky followers than i do like he's a just a fucken banger factory
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
raining cats and dogs sounds infinitely more pleasant than a baby shower
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@Above96th @above96th.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm in Texas for work, and spent the morning at Quinta Mazatlan. It was fairly quiet, but I did run into a rowdy gang of Buff-bellied Hummingbirds, which took turns strafing each other and me! 🥰🥰🥰 #Hummingbirds #QuintaMazatlan #birdsseenin2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows an eldritch god, a skeletal possum like creature with large antlers, saying "I AM AS OLD AS THE FOREST ITSELF". 
Panel two shows a stick figure saying, "But you must have been a baby at some point?"
Panel three shows the eldritch god saying "Well. Yes."
Panel four shows a tiny eldritch baby sitting on a rock, his antlers just little twigs.
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Glen Weldon @ghweldon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Philip Glass: half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half half
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
one time I accidentally brought a pizza to a gunfight instead of a gun and we ate the pizza and resolved differences until the last slice of pizza was up for grabs and a gunfight broke out
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yesterday was the Provincetown Carnival parade; the theme was Deep Sea Disco. This morning, we found these, abandoned next to our porch. I am sorry to report that a twink has been raptured. RIP my undersea queen. You died as you lived--a hot mess who couldn't walk in heels.
A pair of high-heeled blue-green glitter boots, one with a broken heel, abandoned in the grass.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/08/2026
Never let a writer help you move
A cardboard moving box with EPHEMERA written on it in Sharpie
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