Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialA hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026 5149913268
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/10/2026sorry i haven't been posting much today. the data center that generates my posts has been destroyed 142194148
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialIron Joe @ironjoebro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026tough part of getting good at Slay the Spire is realizing that sometimes you really do have to pick the first one 192201345
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialMelpomene 🔓 @melpomany.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"It looks delicious," she said, "but one question, what actually is 'homemade ghee'?" its butter i clarified 201812345
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialMei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence. 50167305487
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialThe Humanist Report @humanistreport.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Democrats will never learn. 10649101076
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/10/2026Well I guess the nice thing about cleaning the house for guests is that you are, against all odds, also cleaning the house for yourself 19109764
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the tech industry is about to invent books 573216014211
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialpete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026one of my favorite tweets of all time 485040984
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialButt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry 343107400
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialSarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Today I saw a bus full of people in identical t-shirts speeding toward me but luckily I remembered to buy— 81373219
flarpfreak.bsky.social @flarpfreak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Every square omg how did I not know I was trans 010
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialSilly dollthing (Alison!)🏳️⚧️🔞 @sillydollthing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Basically Sir and Daddy are the best possible titles for woman dommes and it's not even close, absolutely destroys the competition 511419
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialColin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026yes I AM tired of reading theory. yes I DO believe I will be rewarded in the kingdom of heaven for reading theory. yes I am VERY worried the reward will be more theory to read 530537
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialrue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 03/06/2026okay but these days it’s more like this 3689165
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialJeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-... 119116032879
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialDave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Imagine if Jack Smith really HAD attended a Hawks game. That would totally be worse than inciting an insurrection and trying to overthrow our Democracy. They were so damn close. 391749251
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialFIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 41392280
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026APPROVE MY PRIOR AUTHORIZATION OR I AM GOING TO CRASH OUT 1470234
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Two Schmitt staffers realizing this might be their last day. 1543181173458
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialonion person @junlper.beer · 29/09/2026openAIs next product is going to be a gun that shoots you in the head so your agent can live your life for you 451843191
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 31525179
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialThought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Another great video! One thing I wish you’d pointed out though is *central thesis of entire video.* 829817
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 323347634
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball 432565578
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 29/09/2026i need the global economy to collapse so sports teams are cheap enough to be owned by moderately rich weirdo eccentrics rather than billionaire evildoers again 2617
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialBearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026You catch that big video essay last night? 3833921075
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialdan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018 112322297
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"does this also apply to a combine soldier from half life 2" is my "AI" news bullshit test 342244365
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oh no Gen Z is going to learn how fucked up tv was. They’re going to learn that we had psychics on the news like they were legitimate sources of information 1294905571
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The plan: Build a 200-room, 300-bathroom data center, 70% subsidized by federal and local governments. Make it accessible to the train. Build a supermarket for the 800 people doing 24/7 on-site maintenance. Call it the future of technology. Make OpenAI pay for the rest. Then let people move in. 542158269
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026language model programs have no conscious intent or ethical understanding and they never will. you can program them to say they do, but they fundamentally cannot 281769294
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialJulia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026yes my bull went rogue in your china shop but I think we can all agree there’s no liability here it’s an agentic being 202714412
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialcmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Control Resonant is WEIRD! I get why it was off-putting to some people. 9694108
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialAnadarko @anadarkocapital.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The voters of [insert state or local government] are smarter than thisstatic.klipy.comMan Looks Into Camera Like The OfficeALT: Man Looks Into Camera Like The Office 074
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialCinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic 202040429
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialHaunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 09/01/2025 242667969
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialcarrie carrarium 🏕️ @carrarium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Me, last night: "Yeah, I've been loving Blue Prince so far, but I think I can handle taking the weekend off from it." Me, this morning:static.klipy.comPsyduck's Shocked GaspALT: Psyduck's Shocked Gasp 4532
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵 19596023537
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialClark Powers @clarkpowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Far Side fun 😁 561951299
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialTransphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026gn 2791591318
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialJW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se... 3334121271
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialshawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026kinda feels like the time to say something was before charging people with phony crimes for protesting and then waging an elaborate conspiracy to cover up prosecutorial misconduct but who asked me? 11088172
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialmaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place 7164881220
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialcorpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Putting an American flag out in front of my house to let potential burglars know that I don’t value human life like at all 016135
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialTravis @someforeignfield.bsky.social · 24/09/2026>be the IDF >mossad pulls of brilliant and brutal act of terror that completely disrupts Hezbollah command and control for at least a few hours >do absolutely nothing for days and days >ohshit my boss is mad lmao i guess ill do sumthin >finally invade Lebanon >immediately lose 116616
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death 3961981536
Reposted by @flarpfreak.bsky.socialOdy @odeecs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026So, the presumption that the organized Trying-To-Make-Twitch-Streamer-Hasan-Piker-Important campaign is being directed from the Netanyahu circle seems pretty fucking plausible. 34912
![“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.
Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.
Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hkxtqxfvk4xh2roqbkebmoiq/bafkreid675pobhckre5wbkxub5qfu3vaxbls7mpuhlcidhvbbrjw6iua2e)
