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Dave Pell

@davepell.bsky.social
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 1h
I've got two words for any of you fatties, trannies, beardos and weirdos who want to defend me, my family, and my country. Thank you.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 21h
Imagine if Jack Smith really HAD attended a Hawks game. That would totally be worse than inciting an insurrection and trying to overthrow our Democracy. They were so damn close.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There are Americans who see clowns like Schmitt and vote for clowns like Schmitt. That is, at the the end of the day, the true American tragedy.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Self regulation means Musk, Zuck, and Altman. Government regulation means Trump. We're screwed either way.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People who donate after receiving unsolicited texts from politicians have ruined life for the rest of us.
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Dan Diamond @ddiamond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Russell Brand, who's awaiting trial in London next month on rape and sexual assault charges, will moderate a panel at DC's MAHA summit tomorrow on reforming a U.S. health agency
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/09/2026
Trump: Sleepy Joe Biden, have you heard of him? *a few moments later* Trump: 😴😴😴
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It wouldn't be the first time Donald Trump has paid for love. But this time, he's paying with your money. www.cnbc.com/2026/09/27/t...
cnbc.com
Taxpayer-funded Trump ads draw bipartisan scrutiny ahead of midterms
TV ads featuring Trump are expanding nationally, prompting bipartisan questions over whether they comply with restrictions on taxpayer-funded publicity.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So I can't buy a Polestar but the Atlanta Zoo can have Chinese Pandas? Look at that expression. They are clearly spies. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/27/u...
nytimes.com
Giant Pandas, Icons of China’s Soft Diplomacy, Arrive in Atlanta (Gift Article)
A male named Ping Ping and a female named Fu Shuang landed on Sunday, days after China’s leader said he would dispatch “envoys of friendship” to the United States.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man oh man, were Giants fans lucky to have decades of Kruk and Kuip.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lunch to mark Krukow’s last day. Meat served on pine.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stories about Bibi are starting to pour out ahead of elections in Israel. Let's hope the damage they is finally enough.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Shart.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Xi arrived just in time for Fat Bear Week.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In fairness, if he's gonna spend so much time trying to kill us all, you can't blame him for wanting to make a buck. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/u...
nytimes.com
RFK Jr. Drew $4 Million in Book Advances From Publisher Who Also Monetized MAHA (Gift Article)
A new disclosure also shows $210,000 in consulting fees paid to Cheryl Hines, the health secretary’s wife, by one of several MAHA-affiliated groups capitalizing from his agenda.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I try to make it a practice never to give investment advice, but just this once I’m going to make an exception. I’m putting all my money into chisels. managingeditor.substack.com/p/spoiled-ro...
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Spoiled Rotten
Wrecker in Chief, Kash Crash and Grab
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If a demented dictator talks and talks but there are no news cameras to record it, does it make a sound? No. Isn't that awesome?
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Admit it, you want to know who’d win a fight between the ballroom and the arch.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If Trump bans news orgs from the White House, reporters should band together and refuse to eat their appetizers during next year's correspondents dinner.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The bleaker the GOP midterm outlook gets, the more urgently the administration will move to enact their worst policies.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
More like $12 billion if you include Trump. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/15/u...
nytimes.com
Federal Employees Were Paid $9.5 Billion Not to Work in 2025 Under DOGE Effort (Gift Article)
As part of the Department of Government Efficiency’s program to shrink the federal work force, paid administrative leave costs rose by 435 percent.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Even his extreme idiocy is tired and boring now. finance.yahoo.com/economy/poli...
finance.yahoo.com
'Interest Rates in the United States should be 1%': Trump reacts to Fed's rate hike
President Trump reacted to Wednesday's interest rate increase by saying rates "in the United States should be 1%, or less."
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If Trump were trying to destroy America's global leadership and ruin the GOP, what would he be doing differently?
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In the end, the Trump coalition will down to him and Natalie.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In fairness to AI, if your first interactions were with Musk, Altman, and Zuck, you’d probably want to destroy humanity too.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is one of the guys deciding humanity's relationship to AI and space.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That’s one way to save humanity.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
After this weekend of sports, I feel like Chris Fowler should commentate my dinner.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Self regulation only ever benefits the self. Beware of those who want you to believe they’re doing it for anyone else.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don't think there's a ten percent chance AI will kill all humans. But I do think there's a 100 percent chance that the people currently in charge of AI companies will make bad choices for the rest of us human survivors.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We’ve shared the tools to help others close the Military gap we’ve been building for decades. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
bloomberg.com
Anthropic Says Yemen Group Used Claude in Missile Development
Anthropic PBC uncovered a group in northern Yemen — where Iran-backed Houthi militants operate — using its Claude AI model to support the development of missile and rocket systems, highlighting growin...
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Why wouldn't Apple create an eye-easy, e-ink link filter for reading on the new Duo? Seems like it would be pretty great.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trump pretends a rally is a “convention” and cable news covers it as such. Some things never change.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I always figured humans would fold before the iPhone.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OK, OK, but does the new phone fold or not?
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tennisomnia, Anyone?
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We've got the threat of unbridled AI, the rise of fascism, a dangerous economic divide, worsening climate change, increasingly unstable geopolitics, and ongoing wars. And we've got the exact wrong people in charge to meet this moment.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tennis players are like gladiators except the loser has to live with the results.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They say that history doesn’t repeat, but it often rhymes. That makes this a reasonable time to be worried about Yahtzees. managingeditor.substack.com/p/rhyme-and-...
managingeditor.substack.com
Rhyme and Reason
AfD Day, Where's the Beef From?
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats! They’re saving the fur!”
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Trump just hired the refs from the Michigan game to be election monitors.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
AI is scary, but look at what Humans are capable of when left to their own devices.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
How do we process the passing of Gloria Steinem at this difficult moment? Maybe how she told us to: with optimism, hope, joy, an awareness of how far we’ve come, and a constant reminder that “the biggest leaps are those that we make within ourselves.” managingeditor.substack.com/p/the-joy-of...
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The Joy of Fighting Sexism
Fighting the Good Fight, Weekend Whats
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
As long as this is actual size, I'm fine with it.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
How much testosterone is this loser hitting?
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Trump already created Lake America.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Meta has to pay an 18 billion dollar fine for what they did to be a 1.5 trillion dollar company. That oughta teach them a lesson.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton was the epitome of the decent American. Pro-reading, pro-vaccines, pro-lgbtq, talented, kind, generous, giving. She was the rags to riches anti-Trump, and she was so supremely successful in that endeavor, even he had to lower the flag in her honor.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The party that hates merit.
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Dave Pell @davepell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It tells you everything you need to know about Trump’s impact on our country’s brand that it’s now considered a total burn to name something America.
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