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the nicole community @cosmicenemy.bsky.social · 23h
man this is going to be in history books, discussing how early-21st-century America ignored actual problems in favor of culture war nonsense and bigotry
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Evelyndroid's Aperture Science and Bugge-Finding 🏳️‍⚧️🕷️ @apsciencebylyn.bsky.social · 42m
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Elfo's Classic 'OHH' Reaction from Disenchantment
Alt: Elfo's Classic 'OHH' Reaction from Disenchantment
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 1h
Oh my: LibreOffice just made "no AI" one of their official features: blog.documentfoundation.org/blog/2026/09...
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Yes, no AI is now a feature - TDF Community Blog
One of the comments on the announcement of LibreOffice 26.8 was a simple question: “So, no AI is now a feature?” LibreOffice does not reject artificial intelligence out of hand, but an office suite us...
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 3h
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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Melpomene 🔒 @melpomany.bsky.social · 1h
I appreciate the people who do not engage but do stick with me when the switch flips and I start posting unhinged horny shit
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Melpomene 🔒 @melpomany.bsky.social · 1h
Is there a single field in which burger king does not absolutely wreck macca's
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Brandon Downey @bdowney.bsky.social · 22h
There's some good stuff here but the framing of super intelligence will be a mind killer for the average lay reader I worry. "We have built a system which has untrusted inputs and untrusted outputs and hooked it to other networked computers". Just say that!
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Peter Juul @petermjuul.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Boeing really should have taken this line with the 737max: it’s a spooky conscious autonomous agent! We can’t be held responsible if it crashes!
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Kat @kat8655.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
Worthy challenger to the "it was all revealed in a dream" footnote.
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Jan @tigerknight.com · 23h
🎃 #furryart
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 20h
Another day working at the frontier AI lab. Everyone keeps asking me if the models have qualia. Buddy, I don’t even have qualia.
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Rie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 18h
same with the AI flag in the video itself, ESPECIALLY for music
I wish all AI generated thumbnails a very "Don't recommend channel"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 17h
@dhookstead

Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

Readers added context

D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather
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Dr Emily Skeletonpain @limeyemily.bsky.social · 15h
Every day I open this app and have no idea what anyone’s talking about. And every night you better believe I’ve developed a strong and correct opinion on those topics
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 14h
bowling is such a genius social event. the exact balance between like 10% activity to provide purpose to the 90% hanging out and drinking. bowling was the original friendslop
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Melpomene 🔒 @melpomany.bsky.social · 1h
As an elevator related professional: this is true actually
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Tabbie!!! 🦭🍥🏳️‍⚧️ @tabbiedearest.itch.io · 19h
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Achai @achai.bark.how · 5h
pulling out the ᵏⁿᵒᵗ ₕₑ'ₛ bₒₙₑd ⁽ʰᵉʰᵉʰᵉʰᵉʰᵉʰᵉʰᵉ⁾
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Chocodile ➡️BLFC DD ➡️Spooktacufur @chocodile.net · 14h
Goo & Goo Jr
A psychedelic Goodra and Goomy in a green sparkly void
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 13h
tweet from @topherflorence

peanuts is a cool comic cause the babies are always unsupervised in a dirt field saying stuff like "suffering is the cantaloupe in the fruit salad of life" and then the dog does a skateboard trick
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 4h
Hotel Hell is amazing by the way. Gordon Ramsey deeming himself qualified to fuck around with non-restaurants is already conceptual gold, and his incredulity is off the charts . Plus he gets his bum out every episode and he’s *always* surprised to see cum with his blacklight. Quality trash TV.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 6h
me, inventing time machine so i can eat a lunchable in front of my great great great great great grandfather : lmao get rekt loser
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Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 6h
When we went to the Tower of London, there was this young female Yeoman Warden near the ravens at the armory who said yeah they love people watching and on average I see them inflict three to four notable wounds a day
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 6h
lol I love r/CrusaderKings3 for that reason.
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 13h
my fave wipeout video on youtube is the one ruminating on the brutal unrelenting difficulty about the hardest track of the original game, and the top comment is the original designer being like "sorry the deadline was right on my ass I didn't playtest it properly"
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օttr @fangfluff.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15h
self affirmations are going to come back as soon as AI victims realize it's like giving a prompt to yourself. you are a skilled person who brings value to those around you. you are cherished by your friends and family. you give your love freely and receive it in bounty. do not use em dashes.
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Gavadon @gavadon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I skipped high school to buy tickets for The Phantom Menace. The following day my Dad asked ," how was school?" I replied, " It was fine " He then threw this newspaper at me and asked , " how the fuck would you know?" He was so pleased with himself that I didn't actually get in trouble.
Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name Closeup of the photo from the Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name .

As one pal put it, " a very John Conner look "Closeup of the text for the photo that says 

" Ticket wars

Left: The line of area residents waitinng for advanced ticket sales for the May 19 release of "Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace" stretched outside the Grand Central Mall's Regal Cinemas onto the sidewalk outside. Above: Inside, Jordan Baker, Joe Peyton, Mat Lyons, Josh Lemley and Steve Roberts passed time by playing Star Wars Trivial Pursuit as they awaited the Lucas epic.

Photos by Tony Kemp
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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 14h
“Labor”, of course, used in the manner advised by the Universal Standard Definition accepted and in circulation since 2007, that being “masculinity performance by gender-insecure men”
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 14h
Whenever someone gets off a really long phone call, going, "Wrong number?"
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Revenge of Princesscore @princessrevenge.bsky.social · 14h
ive said it before but i think “u dont have to be trans to transition” is so much more helpful than “u dont have to transition to be trans” bc it prioritizes agency and self actualization over ruminating on identity indefinitely
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Revenge of Princesscore @princessrevenge.bsky.social · 14h
basically all discourse on transition is this one exchange and for some reason we have to keep doing it
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12h
foul balls are a huge concern for major league baseball. fans typically keep the ones they catch, and there's not exactly any good reason to buy a ticket to a baseball game if you have your own baseball at home you can look at anytime you want
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Koffie Kobold - Gnollsome Adventures! @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sort it by colour or taste? Nay! This kobold sorts it by sound (they say the moss whispers to them and I know better than to question it). This little friend is now available as a pin or vinyl sticker during the Kobold Collections campaign!
drawing of a kobold hugging a giant mossy boulder. The text surrounding the image reads: The moss hoarder. They have many mossy rocks but this one is their favourite
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 12h
Have fun in flavor town, Guy Fieri, good luck getting anything stronger than bay leaves past the board of selectmen. I live in Flavor City, there’s sriracha in the fire hydrants and the mayor is a jar of paprika
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Olivia Just Wants Tech To Be Fun Again @kingdomfantasy6.bsky.social · 10h
This is what I'm talking about when I bring up that genAI bots are making it impossible for an open web to actually exist. It becomes expensive, a pain, and domain providers like cloudflare are profiting off both the people making bots and the people who don't have the tech skills to fight them off
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Bryan from Finance @essentiallysalt.bsky.social · 8h
Loudly Silenced
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh my God he's getting stronger
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Melpomene 🔒 @melpomany.bsky.social · 8h
Someone whose work I respect plays CKIII and plays "optimally" and it is truly alien to me
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Melpomene 🔒 @melpomany.bsky.social · 8h
One of my owners said "we can fix you having opposable thumbs" and APPARENTLY they meant "with mitts" because they're irresolute and nobody care me...
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 15h
Alright, seven was my snapping point. I blocked that account so you can’t send me that link about the dipshit influencer and his Revigator again. Instead, I give you a link.
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Radiation Roadtrip 2024 - Funranium Labs
Herr Direktor Funranium drives through Kansas and Colorado on an adventure of atomic heritage, radioactive fossils, and medical quackery.
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Melpomene 🔒 @melpomany.bsky.social · 8h
People are so quick to throw the baby out with the bathwater but Boundary Functions was inspired work.
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beeef14 @bearfucker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
📦🐱
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Mad Dr. Jimbosaur, Espooky. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 10h
The core problem w/ EA today is that most of the *money* in the ecosystem has pivoted from "mosquito nets are an efficient way to fight malaria and sleeping sickness" to "quadrillions of future lives depend on me becoming a trillionaire," even if most of the people are still doing the former.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 14h
I’m wearing all denim, of course I’m ready for intercourse.
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 10h
holy shit i almost forgot
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Melpomene 🔒 @melpomany.bsky.social · 8h
Handler said because I've been good and haven't touched even once all yea I'm gonna get to do unlocktober and touch whenever I want... Trying to work out what this means. I get to hump a pillow???
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 21h
there can be other cuck furnishings you know. like the cuck stationary bike. for the active cuck
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