Reposted by flamby ✨🐝𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026*slides her panties to the side* *gets immediately buried in packing peanuts* 411131
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I don’t think I can squeeze my body into my prom dress anymore, so I’m all out of costume ideas 88817
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026ngl if a stork delivered me a burrito rn that’d be pretty dope 511024
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Well, if it isn’t my “best if used by” date 412053
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 11/10/2026the typos are part of the charm 29626
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The loaf is the laziest of all food formations. 714759
flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 12/10/2026my baby turned one maybe i'll wear a bra again one day 0141
flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 12/10/2026who would have thought scene kids would become sad adults 0114
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I hope the apocalypse comes soon I'm so sick of pooping 34914
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Dropped the hot; just a mess 719762
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝👻 Crujería 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026something wicked this way comes, dumbass 14416
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 06/11/2023They should let the person who invented naps invent more stuff. 10481177
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It's Friday. Do your fuck laundry. 373
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Excuse me while I slip into something a little more somewhere else. 08640
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Her: I like you. Me: I’m dumb as shit. 55723
flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 12/10/2026what if you get to hell and there really are double hockey sticks there 55915
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Tearing a phone book in half, but one page at a time. 813348
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 09/10/2026[being murdered in autumn] me: *being murdered* murderer: *murdering* leaf blower: WHHHHHHRRRR 433767
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My kids have been publishing a "family newspaper" with headlines like "Mom's Dinner: Pretty Good!!" etc and it's been very cute, but their latest issue is a searing expose on my five digit polymarket losses and it's dark, folks. I don't see a path back from this one. There might be only one option. 2267964
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I appear to be a shadow, but that was just a passing phase. 112373
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026leaving my troubles (pants) behind 113539
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Ghost you? I’ll fucking haunt you 921070
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It's been a day. I want a new one. 25029
flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i like the rain. people who wash their cars aren't better than me for a few days 04410
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You know this dude went hard on some cafeteria whole milk 718819
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Did it again (brought piss to a shit fight) 18722
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A haunted house but filled with white guys telling you about Mike Patton 1112829
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So when a baby’s butt is hanging out of the flap of their pjs it’s adorable, but when it’s mine you’re “calling the law” and “can’t finish your chowder” 420042
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Offering the fellas some of my protein shaker full of chowder at the gym 916645
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Evil Bob Marley: Woman, cry 1324559
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Me: well, you’re a talkative little guy Cat: *translation* On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil 922260
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Cops collared my dog because I left him in a No Barking Zone 35015
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Doctors call it adhd, I call it not letting these bitches hold me down 49427
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"take a hike" joke's on you, exercise would be great for my mental health 2960367
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Kale is a pretty tasty snack . . . . If you're a rabbit, who's out of Doritos. 518992
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Looking forward to living out my days as a bog witch. 914964
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It’s not French toast unless you smoked a cigarette while making it. 3847885
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 07/10/2026To everyone who wrote don't change in my yearbook I'm happy to say I didn't (I stayed awful). 39524
Reposted by flamby ✨🐝Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Open carrying a dildo. 2921363
