willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 16/08/2026my stupid little man greg left the house last saturday when the wind blew the door door open and i had just started today to resign myself to him getting eaten by a coyote or hit by a car or something and then he just showed up on the porch waiting to be let in 9310
willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 30/05/2026the model photo for this one just being neo kills me 010
willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 12/04/2026why’s the wikipedia article about the guy who got struck by lightning seven times written like an onion article 26322
willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 10/04/2026i had to have been blind drunk writing this but “i have a lot of unresolved problems from the rat era of my life” is so fucking funny. great job 2022 willow 1110
willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 24/03/2026yesterday i was walking home wearing this hat and the only time a gust of wind knocked it off my head was when i was over a river so i had to run down to the river and ditch my shoes and wade the fuck in there while an old texan couple at the park started statler and waldorfing at me 2161
willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 19/10/2025you couldn’t possibly be-ow-upset with a little man 0110
willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 25/09/2025inherited a truly gorgeous hutch from my dead uncle (rest in peace bob). but check this shit out 1391
willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 11/09/2025oh by the way i found a really awesome james patterson book the other day 74916
willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 11/08/2025asking “who is this?” when your coworker plays mike jones 092
willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 06/08/2025i took a buncha mushrooms tonight at da Company Party and then took this picture on the ride home while i was just gleefully weeping at the beauty of colorado 2231
willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 28/07/2025i was really hoisted by this mad max review when i watched avatar 2 and it turned out it kicked ass up and down the sidewalk 010
willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 28/07/2025jackson’s road rules have been haunting me as long as i’ve been alive 050
willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 12/05/2025FINALLY found my screenshot of the one i was actually looking for when i posted this 324673
willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 15/04/2025when there’s two guys on the moon and one of them kills the other with a rock 013529
willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 06/04/2025reminded tonight of my all time favorite graffiti which was on a dumpster behind my apartment in seattle. yeah man saw 3 fuckin rocks 15520
willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 15/03/2025this is “the million dollar bug”. repost this one million times to make his name accurate 1289
willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 26/02/2025you guys gotta see this angelic picture i got of greg watching me smoke weed the other night 1110
