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sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

(elton john sailing and some water splashes up on deck but he’s not concerned because he’s got the appropriate footwear) and i guess that’s why they call em boat shoes

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 11h

fuck man this one’s pretty good

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Lacey @leissmusic.bsky.social · 16h

(having dinner date with partner) GIRLFRIEND: I’m breaking up with you! All you care about are your pawns! ME: That's not true! PAWN: Arisen, their kind is weak to fire and ice both!

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RedLuigi @moralean.bsky.social · 20h

Rented Pawn with 3-star grocery knowledge: I’ve heard ill-tale of this produce section, Arisen. May best go somewhere else for cantaloupe.

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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 22h

A bus hijacker with a knife starts toying with his captives, demanding that they provide an answer for why they believe killing is wrong. Totonou takes him up on the thought exercise, going on a nine page & counting monologue about the ethics of killing that makes the hijacker regret he ever asked.

From right to left: the hijacker wide-eyed listening to murder special interest armchair detective have a one-sided debate on the ethics of killing, Totonou goes for another "that said..." digression, and the hijacker screams JESUS! THERE'S MORE?!

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 21h

hold up on the dpad and your pawns just start supermarket sweeping

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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

everyone's telling me that the kamehameha i'm charging up is so powerful it will shatter the earth if i fire it. but dude i have to

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i had meant to time my rewatch with a podcast that just put out their first season 2 episode and now i’m most of the way through s5

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

if you advertise your true crime thing by implying there’s some kinda supernatural bent to it then i hope a true crime thing is made about you one day

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Gym for our brains" already exists, it's called Heroes of Might and Magic 3

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

(dragon’s dogma pawn at the grocery store) ‘tis an item we require in every aisle! a divide and conquer scenario would work best, seems

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

scream texas chainsaw massacre movie where the guy played resident evil 4 and he KINDA has an idea about what’s going on

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

scream movie where the guy has played resident evil and watched sweet home and also the netflix sweet home and he has no fucking idea about “guy with a knife” except for doing perfect parries in re4 remake

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i guess this is like all the new ones though, huh

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

scream movie where the horror buff has only seen the scream movies

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

tom king truly undefeated. in a number of aspects

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

is that true. does that happen

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

WAKE UP ‼️ GET FRUSTRATED ‼️‼️

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kim @cursedamage.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

baru cormorant is funny because she is nineteen years old and in charge of the world and has revealed to everyone around her they have promoted a sociopath willing to do anything for power and instead of locking in she just keeps walking in circles going "its fine i dont get pussy" over and over.

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Kimmy - #YuPhasNation 🫷 @kimmykitsuragi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

this comment on a bow only ds1 run is frying me

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

wonder if he’ll ever know he needs a different looooaaaad

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

take a look at the LAAAAWMAN beating off the wrong guy

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

(elton john sailing and some water splashes up on deck but he’s not concerned because he’s got the appropriate footwear) and i guess that’s why they call em boat shoes

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boocanan « COMMISSIONS OPEN!!! » @boocanan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

🥳 #design commissions are OPEN!!! 🥳 branding, iconography, minor illustration & overall graphic work for music / games / ttrpg / whatever you need - let's make something cool and weird together!!! DM or email for a quote (link in bio)!!! further examples of work in thread below, RTs appreciated!

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

game whips. they made dark souls 2 and everyone got pissed off it wasn’t the sequel to dark souls so they went and made darks souls 3 which is the sequel to dark souls. they were all wrong about 2 btw it rocks

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

this is the evilest fucking thing you’ve ever said

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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 03/10/2026

I’m growing my fingernails long to donate them to nails for fails. it’s like locks of love but for people who are such failures that they can’t even grow their own nails. the graft nail gets rejected every time, and it’s really painful, but the failures feel like they deserve it

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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

god grant me the dexterity to dodge the attacks I cannot guard; the timing to perfect parry the attacks I can; and the wisdom to know the difference

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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

fact of the matter is Mr Bean is acting like an absolute asshole in this hospital waiting room

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

evil version of the taylor swift fan account that got jailed for not joining the idf

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

ace combat 8 wings of theve nuts

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 02/10/2026

the new castlevania being dead cells x hollow knight is one of those things that makes total sense but also feels a little like when star trek picard started directly ripping off mass effect lol. that’s the wrong away around bro

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Mikey [ mymonkey ] @mymonkeymikey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

bsky.app/profile/peta... can you play and review petal crash 2 for me i drew the art in the image

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Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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A non-idle clicker game about flipping a coin that hates you. Starting with just a 20% chance of getting heads, can you get ten heads in a row?

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

the radio edit of bartender song (sittin’ at a bar) changes “jacked the keys to her fuckin’ car” to “jacked the keys to her father’s car” which you gotta admit changes the texture of what’s being said a bit

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

(dropping food off to the bartender next door) burger fairy’s here! in two ways!

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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

just had a vivid vision of a discord voice channel named #kitchen-table where everyone congregates to just eat loudly into the mic

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

if there were four extra gay guys in every season of the sopranos it wouldn’t have gone down like that

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

hey man you busy on the fourth of july/anniversary of the invention of the caesar salad? me and dave need a third guy to walk around bouncing three different sizes of balls

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

yesterday on the walk to work on main street i passed three teens and one of them was bouncing a basketball and another one was bouncing a tennis ball and the third was bouncing a little bouncy ball and like. i won’t lie guys that’s a really funny bit

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

hey man i’m not gonna be able to make it out tonight. the-yeah. the big truck from Duel is chasing me again. i know. look i’m sorry, okay.

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