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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 23/05/2026

Menwhile, spotted at Tumblr... www.tumblr.com/depsidase/81...

Plastic figurine with packaging labeled: RELUCTANT DEER GOD / Tasked With Protecting The Sacred Forest" (deer god comments: "This is hard" / "I don't want to" / "I just want to eat chips... / and look at my phone" ...Bottom caption: TOO MUCH RESPONSIBLY (sic)

allium enjoyer @festiveandrestive.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Starting my 2026 year in books thread here! In 2025 I read 111 books, mostly in ebook and audiobook format, and mostly from Seattle and King County Public Libraries. Support your public library!

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 12/05/2025

I don’t share this very often, but you guys deserve it.

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children

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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

So that means that any attempt to neuter a hippo is: A) Exploratory Surgery B) Done under "best guess" conditions C) Where the drugs are *going* to wear off D) On an animal that weighs more than a Ford F150 E) All of which is muscle F) On testicles that are hiding from you G) And it is mad about it

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a large hippopotamus is standing in the water with its mouth open

Alt: a large hippopotamus is standing in the water with its mouth open

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Claudia Koerner @claudiakoerner.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

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Friends Kafka @caspereleam.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Colin Firth is my favorite actor, followed by Colin Thecond

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

gas pump: please see cashier me: i will (clenches fist) IN HELL

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allium enjoyer @festiveandrestive.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

My "2025 in books" thread. I read 89 books in 2024. This year I'm generally choosing to read: - Books from the 2025 Tournament of Books Long List - Books that are being read by characters in the books I'm reading I typically read on my phone or Kindle, or on audiobook.

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allium enjoyer @festiveandrestive.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

1920s literary insult: He had the habit, when confounded, of worrying his shirt cuffs between his fingertips, puffing out his cheeks, and squeezing forth a low whine before firmly patting his pockets as if to confirm that nothing of value was forthcoming. 2020s: His assplay was hella mid.

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

"Sources also confirmed you kind of hurt his feelings"

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 07/12/2024

CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod! ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha

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Sebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Benedict’s pahty was fine, but bro, the one with the Cahdinals from Ahgentina? That was a

A movie marquee that reads
“WICKED
CONCLAVE”

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allium enjoyer @festiveandrestive.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Did you check your child's popular knapsack? Or behind their jewelry box? Something simple as a baby doll?

A screenshot from the New York Times live blog on the shooting of a healthcare CEO in Manhattan. The blog quotes NYC mayor Eric Adams saying "In all my years of law enforcement, I have never seen a silencer before. And so that was really something that was shocking to us all."

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 05/12/2024

Trans folks held a dance party in the Capitol bathroom to protest the bathroom ban on there.

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Nathan @websiteposter.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

I shook my rump once. That was enough for me to know that the practice simply isn't for me. I won't be doing it again.

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allium enjoyer @festiveandrestive.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

My diet is just rolling a boulder up those stairs every day

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allium enjoyer @festiveandrestive.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Google AI getting hostile with its users.

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 17/11/2024

Bluesky is number 1.

This image lists the top free social networking apps in a digital store. The rankings are:

1. Bluesky

2. MILF Messenger

3. Threads

4. Instagram

5. Facebook

6. X

The list reflects the current standings based on downloads or user activity.

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Kermitment - A Muppets Podcast @kermitment.com · 13/11/2024

Statler has been crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2024.

A sexy picture of Statler from The Muppets

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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

unlike you i get my news from a reliable source

A collection of issues of journals belonging to the Poultry Club of Great Britain, a leading organisation for poultry matters.

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Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

Excited to announce we've put all the big numbers in the Math Jumbler and it told us to go fuck ourselves

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Taggart @taggart-tech.com · 03/11/2024

Concerned by this playground promoting the Ptolemaic model.

A board on a playset at a children's playground showing a model of the solar system with earth at the center. The sun is nowhere to be found.

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bern @rnf.me · 01/11/2024

American Chopper meme:
"They say sitting all day is bad for you"
"It's as bad for you as smoking"
"I am in full agreement"
"I'm getting rid of my chair" (panel shows one guy throwing a chair)
"You're an inspiration to me"

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

what the fuck

Calm
Sleep, Meditation, Relaxation

PREMIERE
Venom & Eddie Put You to Sleep A new Sleep Story from actor Tom Hardy.

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allium enjoyer @festiveandrestive.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

"It's because it's only the 16th. There's...there's two more weeks in October. I am a doctor."

Under the health and wellness section of the CNN website, an image of someone pouring a glass of clear liquid accompanies the headline "It's not too late to try Sober October. A doctor explains why"

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 11/10/2024

when trump had the election fraud hotline thing after the election i called probably 100 times but 4 or 5 times i called and put on this old country boy accent and did this long preamble about how i went to the polling place that ended with me telling them i saw a dog standing up like a man voting

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