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John Kowalke

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We can't just turn the page on this shit. Sorry, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social. Can't just hide like a pussy and hope everything turns out OK. We can't live in a society where this shit is OK. They're taking cues from the GOP yelling this shit into a microphone with no pushback from Dems or the media
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Walter Olson @walterolson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"South Korea has already run the experiment. Its law requires the National Assembly to vote on presidential impeachment by anonymous ballot, and that rule has now removed two presidents." [@andycraig.bsky.social]
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A Democratic Senate Should Adopt Secret Impeachment Ballots on a Priority Basis
Such a change, requiring no constitutional amendment, would free senators to vote their judgment instead of their fears
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Mike Wiser @drmikewiser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
2000 era font of You Wouldn't Download A Bodega Cat.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is dope
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Show your support for this effort and get an extra $50 in your DraftKings Account right now when you use the code "No Harassment"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/09/2026
the press has gotten completely habituated to the ugly and hateful behavior of the people in this government so i will be surprised if anyone ever asks hegseth why he thinks it is appropriate to mock children for wanting to learn, grow and maybe serve their country
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
logging on to the earnest high-info neurotics website every day during the everything going wrong decade: 'you know, the vibes here could be better'
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
📌In order to lower prices in the U.S., end the war in Iran, and release the Epstein Files, Trump has announced he will rename Lake Ontario to Lake America, because things went so well for everybody when he renamed the Gulf of Mexico. Golly, such genius. You can see why so many people voted for him.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 27/08/2026
like come on bsky.app/profile/cing...
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dolly Parton was they type of Christian that Christian Nationalists only *pretend* to be. Unlike Christian Nationalists, she didn't browbeat us with how CHRISTIAN she was. She just lived her life doing things that Jesus asked her to do, like heal the sick, help the children, and care for the poor.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's so weird that Dolly Parton used her money to help ordinary people in a thousand different meaningful ways *and* lived an incredibly happy fulfilled life, almost like there's some sort of connection between the two. Anyway, let me read about another AI CEO poisoning a town for shits and giggles
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hey man, when I called to schedule an MRI appointment at my local VA last week, they told me there were no openings until NOVEMBER. Maybe work on that before you start calling for more war with Iran. You can't even take care of the combat vets you have. Why are you trying to create new ones?
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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Nate E-K @newertkrocker.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
THE ODYSSEY (Chrisopher Nolan, 2026)
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
NOW that's what I call the National Organization for Women
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Michael E. Mann @michaelemann.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Tony is a hero. Couldn't be prouder to stand with him (and my good friend @peterhotezmdphd.bsky.social)
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8 Matts in a Duffel Bag @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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God @thegodshow.com · 01/08/2026
Remember when David Hogg was running for DNC chair and the establishment stepped in and said we needed a responsible adult and then gave us Ken Martin, who throws his phone at his staffers? Also the DNC is $2 million in debt. But centrists still demand they should be in charge.
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Alexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Well...
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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
In my lifetime I don’t think anything has made me want to give up on this broken country like the mass shared delusion about something that happened just a few years ago. So many brains are just completely gone and they’re not coming back.
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
1. Rural voters elect Republicans 2. Republicans destroy services for rural areas, making life worse for their constituents 3. Election time: "Vote GOP to fight transgender elitist illegal alien snooty professors who think they're better 'n you!" 4. Rural voters elect Republicans 5. Rinse, repeat
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ceej @ceej.online · 26/07/2026
the thing about having actual principles is that when a politician I respect does some stupid shit I can just be like, “that sucks, knock it off” instead of inventing an imaginary world where I’m forced to defend stupid shit for procedural 4d chess reasons
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Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 24/07/2026
"I don’t dislike anyone,” says WNBA player Sophie Cunningham, as she talks about how much she doesn't like trans people. @alyssaur.bsky.social brings you the story here in this week's TWIBS!
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TWIBS: WNBA’s Sophie Cunningham Says Girls, Women Must be Protected from Girls, Women - Assigned Media
WNBA player Sophie Cunningham made anti-trans statements in an ESPN feature, then doubled down on them.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Elon will post things like “buy this cardboard box full of urine, it will achieve nuclear epic anti-woke self-driving AI sentience by next Thursday” and people are perpetually shocked when the urine leaks out of the box
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Lawdy Gaga @litigaytor.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
When 13 soldiers died on Joe Biden’s watch because Biden was *ending a war* that had killed Americans for two decades, these people acted like Biden shot the soldiers himself
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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I want to raise the possibility that we may not be hiring the best people over at ICE.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
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Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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ChiliDishGambino @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Calling the RFK Jr diarrhea strain “MAHA Blast” since it has now evidently infiltrated Taco Bell
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Proving that I am not anti-human rights by suing one of the world’s most prominent human rights organizations
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 13/07/2026
About to make my announcement about how The Buffalo Bills actually won all 4 super bowls.
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The legendary Sam Neill has died. He was 78 and had been battling stage 3 blood cancer, but announced in the spring that he was cancer-free. His family described his passing as “sudden and unexpected.”
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
How about when he threw an angry tantrum in defense of a SCOTUS nominee credibly accused of rape? Did you all have a good collegial chuckle over that?
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I bet they'll have a good laugh about this at the White House Stenographers Dinner.
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Calvin C @cals-a-dem1.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The state of things… #CorruptAndComplicitGOP #Resist #VoteBlue #FakeChristians #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
We live in a society where people who stormed the capitol lecture us on patriotism 
Politicians who ban books lecture us on freedom 
States cutting Medicaid lecture us on protecting life 
A party that backed a convicted felon lectures us on law and order 
And the party of family values lectures us on morality while protecting Epstein’s powerful friends
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
do these geniuses ever wonder why or have any way to rationalize the fact that no one in the republican party says "we need a strong democratic party, it's not healthy to have just a dominant republican party" or do they just blank out like a westworld robot
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
WEAK SHIT
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Yes. I miss the “nuance” of “unconstitutional bigotry against an entire class of people is necessary to my kid has a better chance of getting a hockey scholarship.” Clearly, the fault is mine.
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This is what the moderates got us.
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John Kowalke @fawalken.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Sounds like a job for Beer Boy and Racist Grandpa.
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
4-8 coach in fourth season saying shit like “the real fans know we’re building something here”
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
If you’re not sure if you should get a cat, just know that those two cats will be the best three cats you’ve ever had
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
A decent idea of his own. A sense of humor. An ability to speak clearly. Empathy. Integrity. Conscience.
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Tom Pepinsky @tompepinsky.com · 18/06/2026
Point blank in broad daylight
Listen, I was really happy when he was elected. I admit it. I think it was good for Israel. And, in the beginning, it was. But today I don’t know what to think. I am really in shock.

It’s hard to fathom.

I don’t have a lot of moments like this. I don’t remember someone in modern history who would go with you and do wonderful things, and then suddenly disappear and go against you. So now I am the bad guy? I supported you! I was the good guy! How did I become the bad guy, and the Ayatollah is the good guy?

This is why I was wondering whether you had ever observed Donald Trump.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Josh Hokit is the perfect representative of Trumpism: a thuggish, semi-literate lout who trash talks and pukes on himself. A piece of shit, admired by pieces of shit, celebrating being a piece of shit.
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