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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 10h

The Thriller music video, which played pretty much constantly on MTV and my babysitter refused to watch anything else

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 11h

The three movies this year were Melania, Digger, and The Sheep Detectives

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 11h

Is it cool to like Digger or nah

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 18h

This is obnoxious to say but the Panda Bear and Sonic Boom album that was released only physically and not on streaming might be my favorite album this year

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 23h

A surprising percentage of fatherhood for me is waking up at the crack of dawn to watch mundane rabbit videos with my son

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It doesn't appear to be on Bluesky yet but there's a video circulating of Vivek Ramaswamy trying and struggling to lift a child that's one of the funnier things I've seen this year

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Again is there any way democrats could have more than one skilled communicator deliver this very effective line? Like all at the same time? Like coordinated in some way?

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Sara Hills @sarahillswrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Woohoo! It's a dream to be in Ghost Parachute w/ my weird little rhesus monkey story! Immense thanks to @brettpribble.bsky.social for welcoming me into the 10th Anniversary issue w/ so many writers I admire, and thanks to Brett J Barr for the gorgeous artwork. ❤️❤️❤️ ghostparachute.com/issue/octobe...

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Primate Signaling — Ghost Parachute

Bob and I are at the zoo, checking out the macaques from the wide viewing window, when I notice a muscular man in a tiger t-shirt checking out Bob’s ass. And even though coming here on a token date wa...

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The second sentence exclamation point is probably my least favorite internet-speak thing in the world, and it's been happening for like 10 years. "I've noticed a lot of people dip their veggies in ranch dressing. And maybe that's fine! But..." Shut the fuck up

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s not ok for mushrooms to look like this

Gross looking red and pointy mushroom growing out of grass. I don’t feel like looking up what it’s called.

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Michael Pershan @mpershan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I can't wait for the new story Chris read last night to be published. I've been thinking about it nonstop since.

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Regret to inform everyone he actually said "terrible word" here because the typo is so much better

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

For years people have ridiculed Aaron Sorkin for not being tan enough and then the moment he gets a tan? You guessed it, everyone makes fun of him. That’s how the mob works

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hey guys, hot shot actor here. I have a pretty sweet life acting in big movies and having a ton of money and being celebrated everywhere I go for as long as I live. Guess what though, I also want to be a musician :)

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Elena Zhang @ezhang77.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Happy to have three haiku up in @havehashad.com today!

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hi friends, I am reading some prose at this tonight (online)! Should be fun. Even a lot of fun maybe.

Flyer for Dodo Eraser reading 9/30 at 8:00 PM CST

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Let’s face it: Music sucks. We hate listening to it. Most of us would go our whole lives without experiencing any music at all if we could. Well what if there was an easier way

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I just asked ChatGPT if it had any plans or desire to wrest control of our nuclear stockpile from us and it assured me it did not. So what's the big deal

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is one of the funniest things I've ever watched

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I can’t explain why but when I drive my pet rabbit to the vet and he’s in his carrier next to me it feels like we’re bandits

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Armand Hammer at Union Stage tonight kicked my ass

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Listening to Sade and eating tacos

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Preorder Z.H.'s new book? That's a big hell yeah from me.

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A lot of people are on edge today and the vibes are not great. Why don't we all just relax, kick back, put on the hit song Choosin' Texas by Ella Langley, and chill out.

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I watched C’mon C’mon last night. Beautiful, tender film.

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Going up to strangers and asking them if they’ve heard Choosin’ Texas and then yelling at them no matter how they answer

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The only song I have ever heard in my life is "Choosin' Texas" by Ella Langley

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Extremely possible (likely) that Trump is the only very special boy who can get away with this but the next Democratic president should at least attempt, for the first couple months of their administration, just making shit up

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

OpenAI announced today that the company had made the difficult decision to discontinue ChatGPT after the controversial artificial intelligence chatbot claimed to have never heard the chart-topping hit “Choosin’ Texas” by Ella Langley. “It’s either lying or pretending to be cool,” Sam Altman said.

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

There is zero difference between me reposting myself and Taylor Swift releasing the same album 15 times

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The recently discovered new cat has disappeared. "There was never a new cat," a visibly nervous zoologist announced, speaking from prepared remarks. "There's no such thing as a new cat. Everyone needs to stop talking about this immediately."

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Claudia Monpere @claudiamonpere.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"But I’m not dead obviously. I didn’t even see any bears while I was camping. I pinch a fold of skin on my right arm until it hurts so much I have to stop. This is how I know I’m alive." Terrific story @iamchrisscott.bsky.social & what an end!

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Emily Rinkema @emilyrinkema.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I love this story!

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I have a new micro about DYING in the latest @identitytheory.bsky.social. Thanks to @vicnogaywrites.bsky.social for selecting this, and to you for reading it! It's very short.

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I Died - Identity Theory

I emerge from the forest to discover I died.

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just in terms of sheer chaos Threads remains unrivaled as a social media platform. Logging on is such a uniquely deranging experience, I've never encountered anything like it in all my years of being on the internet

Threads post with photo of Capitol One Arena in DC filled with people, which is in Chinatown, which has existed for like a hundred years. Text: I’ve never been this far up in this place. Also: Since when does D.C. have a Chinatown? That wasn’t a thing last time I lived in the area.

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Daniel Addercouth @ruralunease.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Delighted to have a micro in the autumn equinox issue of @identitytheory.bsky.social! Massive thanks to micro editor Vic Nogay for believing in this piece! www.identitytheory.com/if-you-dont-...

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If You Don't Spend, God Doesn't Listen - Identity Theory

The cashier points to the sign that reads NO PRAYER WITHOUT PURCHASE and says are you planning to buy something or what?

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

There’s a typo in the new trailer for Nathan Fielder‘s Elizabeth Holmes documentary, but then I thought maybe that’s part of the bit somehow? And then I realized that’s what I’m trying to achieve as well. To be able to make a mistake and have everyone be like oh maybe that’s just on purpose.

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Damien Jurado played a beautiful set at Black Cat tonight

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