John Kowalke @fawalken.bsky.social · 21hIt seems the framers did not predict the rise of assholic nihilism or whatever the hell this is. 110
Reposted by John Kowalkeleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli 5363601416
Reposted by John KowalkePaul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026As I've said before: On January 20, 2029, every ICE agent hired in the prior 4 years should be immediately fired. Any who think they're one of the good ones can reapply and try to prove they aren't the last kind of people we want given a gun and a badge. 1823269
John Kowalke @fawalken.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I know I made the mistake of donating once and now I get fundraising emails from them everyday while the country burns to the ground. But let's talk about moving on because I'm sure these Republicans have all learned their lessons. 200
John Kowalke @fawalken.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Picture, if you will, a man. He looks like someone you might find in the bowels of the IT department, his hair disheveled, shirt stained with whatever frozen meal he last microwaved. The foul musk of the unwashed neckbeard rises from him. He thinks he's the master race. 030
Reposted by John KowalkeCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026We can't just turn the page on this shit. Sorry, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social. Can't just hide like a pussy and hope everything turns out OK. We can't live in a society where this shit is OK. They're taking cues from the GOP yelling this shit into a microphone with no pushback from Dems or the media 016135
John Kowalke @fawalken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hold up I’m taking notes here. - Make constitution mean something Got it. 000
Reposted by John KowalkeWalter Olson @walterolson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"South Korea has already run the experiment. Its law requires the National Assembly to vote on presidential impeachment by anonymous ballot, and that rule has now removed two presidents." [@andycraig.bsky.social]theunpopulist.netA Democratic Senate Should Adopt Secret Impeachment Ballots on a Priority BasisSuch a change, requiring no constitutional amendment, would free senators to vote their judgment instead of their fears 9498180
John Kowalke @fawalken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Long time spurs hater here, mostly goes back to the 2007 western conference semis but between this guy and the legend that is Coach Pop it has been nearly impossible to maintain my hatred these last few years. 210
John Kowalke @fawalken.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I know he didn't direct the second one but I really prefer Fincher's "What's in the box" work over this. 001
John Kowalke @fawalken.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Save this exact quote. It needs to come in handy down the line. 010
John Kowalke @fawalken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026These really are some incredibly dumb people. Just the pinnacle of incompetence. Confidently ignorant. 250
John Kowalke @fawalken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I hate it. Every guy who looks like me around my age that I meet I immediately assume is a MAGA POS. And statistically I am right about half the time. Gross. 1120
John Kowalke @fawalken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There is an excellent episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation called "Half a Life" that I bring up for no particular reason. 000
John Kowalke @fawalken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026They have to toss something out there that won't happen so they can write about how the Dem gains feel shorter than they predicted. 000
John Kowalke @fawalken.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Heck yeah sprinkle a little sugar on it to get an early start on the diabetes 000
John Kowalke @fawalken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Buddy you do live in a world where you can watch the film before having an opinion. It's called "The World." 000
John Kowalke @fawalken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm sure I'm a few weeks he'll wake up and have forgotten about the deal. Maybe they can sell it to him again. 000
John Kowalke @fawalken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Great. Give neurotic people even more of a reason to abandon cats. The people in cat rescue cleaning up the mess thank you so much. Meanwhile everything is going to shit but this, this fucking research we needed. 0100
John Kowalke @fawalken.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Next up we’ll talk to rams backup TE Terrance Ferguson about his thoughts on Roger Goodell 080
Reposted by John KowalkeCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Show your support for this effort and get an extra $50 in your DraftKings Account right now when you use the code "No Harassment" 519235
John Kowalke @fawalken.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Thinking of switching to that red fluid from The Abyss. 000
John Kowalke @fawalken.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I mean clearly the account is run by 22-year-old failsons who fancy themselves some kind of edgelords. Ooh we're all impressed by your rapier wit, not run along and masturbate to Ayn Rand or something. 000
John Kowalke @fawalken.bsky.social · 10/09/2026@mlb.com Can we get a ruling on postseason eligibility? 010
John Kowalke @fawalken.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Does his show do numbers anymore? I stopped watching a decade ago but somehow he is still out there. 000
John Kowalke @fawalken.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I assume next hour you'll be at Madam Toussad's interviewing the wax figures. 000
John Kowalke @fawalken.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This is really one of the dumbest ideas I've ever heard. I honestly thought it was fake until I saw your post. 0201
John Kowalke @fawalken.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Or they could write laws that protect consumer data no matter who makes the device, but that would be dangerously close to being effective. 101
John Kowalke @fawalken.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I just assumed they were using solar panels to power the oil wells. 010
John Kowalke @fawalken.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I'm gonna be honest, things really are leaning in that direction. 080
John Kowalke @fawalken.bsky.social · 01/09/2026False. I visited Dodger Stadium last month and climbed the stairs from the field to the top of the park, and therefore the hot dogs and other assorted items I ate contained no calories. 000
Reposted by John Kowalkejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/09/2026the press has gotten completely habituated to the ugly and hateful behavior of the people in this government so i will be surprised if anyone ever asks hegseth why he thinks it is appropriate to mock children for wanting to learn, grow and maybe serve their country 14073931184
Reposted by John KowalkeWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 01/09/2026logging on to the earnest high-info neurotics website every day during the everything going wrong decade: 'you know, the vibes here could be better' 223676717
John Kowalke @fawalken.bsky.social · 28/08/2026My life would be so much better if my cats were like this. 010
Reposted by John KowalkeD. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 27/08/2026📌In order to lower prices in the U.S., end the war in Iran, and release the Epstein Files, Trump has announced he will rename Lake Ontario to Lake America, because things went so well for everybody when he renamed the Gulf of Mexico. Golly, such genius. You can see why so many people voted for him. 616436
Reposted by John Kowalkeryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 27/08/2026like come on bsky.app/profile/cing... 428038
Reposted by John KowalkeMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Dolly Parton was they type of Christian that Christian Nationalists only *pretend* to be. Unlike Christian Nationalists, she didn't browbeat us with how CHRISTIAN she was. She just lived her life doing things that Jesus asked her to do, like heal the sick, help the children, and care for the poor. 511175613889
