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Fat Bottom Girl @fatbottomgirl.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Anyone else get automatically get logged out of Twitter? 🤔 I was only going on there to complain about a product, but WTH happened? Lol

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Fat Bottom Girl @fatbottomgirl.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

The plumber's snake sounds like it's burning through a bunch of money.

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Fat Bottom Girl @fatbottomgirl.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Does anyone else have C-PTSD from DV and occasionally think you see someone who walks like your abuser so you freak out?

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Fat Bottom Girl @fatbottomgirl.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Do egg producers really need to be advertising right now? 🤔

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

My cat just tripped me and made me feel like it was my fault. Love that little gaslighter.

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Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 30/10/2024

My point is, we live in a society where porn is free and healthcare is unaffordable. See you in church.

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Fat Bottom Girl @fatbottomgirl.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

I feel sorry for the younger generations who won't understand when I refer to someone as being a "real bunny boiler".

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Fat Bottom Girl @fatbottomgirl.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

I left the house today for the first time in 11 days. My clothes felt like they were strangling me. Actually, it was just the bra. The bra felt like it was strangling me. Bras are fucking terrible.

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

You know you’re getting old when you’re waking up on New Year’s Day about the same time you used to get home on New Year’s Eve.

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TracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

my new years resolution is for my neighbors to move

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Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Word of the Day, should you need it, is ‘crapulence’ (18th century): sickness or indisposition resulting from excessive drinking or eating.

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Fat Bottom Girl @fatbottomgirl.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

People out there shooting fireworks off last night like a day is going to make a difference in this dystopian nightmare we're living in.

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Fat Bottom Girl @fatbottomgirl.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

I guess one benefit to not having a heated bidet is that it cools off a spicy butthole.

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Fat Bottom Girl @fatbottomgirl.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

I don't need to be in a relationship since age and fibro has me gaslighting myself.

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

MOM: *pulls first rodeo out of my backpack* what the hell is this ME: it-it's not mine i swear

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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

One nice part about this platform is they are still working out the kinks so if a post does bad you can tell yourself it’s probably the servers. The servers are too warm and they aren’t showing your good post. Because of the heat.

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Why did I trick out my toilet to look like a director's chair? Well, it started with me getting a really good deal on a megaphone.

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Fat Bottom Girl @fatbottomgirl.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Why is that Lume woman always talking about her cooter stank in her kitchen? Isn't there a more appropriate place for that? Maybe go outside, air that ol tuna can out.

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Fat Bottom Girl @fatbottomgirl.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Dear Directors and Producers, Making a movie longer doesn't automatically make it better.

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Fat Bottom Girl @fatbottomgirl.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

I'm thinking of running away from home. Can someone with reliable transportation come pick me up? Bring money because I don't have that either.

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Fat Bottom Girl @fatbottomgirl.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Who in the hell gave this guy and his scraggly ass beard a contract to advertise Colgate toothpaste?

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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Follow me for tips on how to do Bluesky wrong

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

hi yes, which serums will make my face say, "hey I love being alive"?

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

My cats woke me up at 3am fighting so while they're trying to sleep it off I'll be spending the whole day vacuuming

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Misty Miller ☻ @mistymadonna.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 28/11/2024

Just overheard the phrase, "pregnant with a baby," and secretly wondered what the other options were.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

You’ve got to let them breathe

Tube of Ocean Spray and some Snoop wine.

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Fat Bottom Girl @fatbottomgirl.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

In your 50s, your "roast beef curtains" turn into "side of beef curtains", so all you younguns have that to look forward to.

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Fat Bottom Girl @fatbottomgirl.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

The holidays suck, but at least I'm not spending today with my ex-husband like one of my friends is. As if his presence wasn't bad enough, the asshole brings his own containers to take home leftovers.

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