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Larry Dickman

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My brother was in here last week. Has a gold tooth in front. 36 percent of these views are my own.

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Dad Jokes @dadsaysjokes.com · 07/12/2025
Three golf clubs walk into a bar. The putter orders a beer. The wedge orders a tequila. The third one says, "Nothing for me. I'm the driver".
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I say this is as sports fan and borderline gambling degenerate: I could give zero fucks about the World Cup.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
This all 22 camera nbc is using is making my dick itch.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
My nipples hate this weather.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Dry ice level.
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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
"Cal Raleigh" is also an ACC rivarly now.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
If you think Trump deploying troops in American cities is nothing more than an opportunity to pivot to a completely different subject, you do not belong in Democratic leadership.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Keep it tight. Just like my lady likes it.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I don’t need “Marry Me chicken” or “funeral cake.” I need “kick me in the balls fettuccine Alfredo.”
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I was already in Dutch with the CEO for calling his wife a c-nt during their grandson’s bris.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
In retrospect, “which one of you c-cksuckers ate my banana” was unwise to send as a company-wide email.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
The Yankees look like dicks.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
What’s the metric equivalent of a fuck ton.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
The country that found Osama Bin Laden says it can’t locate Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
During the exam I'll hide under some coats and hope that somehow everything will work out
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Instead of jock itch spray, I accidentally sprayed my ballsac with Lemon Pledge.
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
For all of you going through TikTok withdrawal, I just uploaded a video of me lip syncing Christopher Cross’s “Sailing” while devouring a plate of ribs.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Pubes Larsen was my stand up comedian stage name. In retrospect, that’s a terrible stage name. Hey, any of you folks from out of town?
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Pubes Larsen was my stand up comedian stage name. In retrospect, that’s a terrible stage name. Hey, any of you folks from out of town?
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I can’t wait to move the absolute fuck out of my bowels today. It’s gonna be great.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
@anniethenanny1.bsky.social get up to speed.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I’m horny for shin guards. Is that weird?
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Feels like 2024 was the year of ballsac deodorant.
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The Field Negro @thefieldnegro.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
This Nancy Mace hoax is not getting enough attention. Y'all crucified Jussie Smollett and rightfully so. Now Nancy needs some of that same smoke.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Don’t start with that “steak fries” shit again.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
“No, we’re not doing fucking Stonehenge!”
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Murderously Matt @momentarilymatt.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need. Make my wish come true, all I want for Christmas is to never hear Mariah Carey again.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Happy hump day. Nobody cares what shitty music you listen to on an overpriced platform.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/12/2024
the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Is Kodak still in business? Christ, they used to be a big deal. Where’s the nearest Photomat?
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
As far as my kids know, the elf on the shelf was killed in a refinery explosion.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
The family loves my “I Dig Fat Chicks” Christmas tree ornament.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
in the next sonic movie they deal with postpartum depression
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
My cock ring fell off. Best I can figure, it fell off in the parking lot at Costco or at the church bake sale.
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Dick Rainshaw is here. He brought his rabid collie. Let’s have snacks.
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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
"If you close your eyes in your mug shot, they'll be extra aggressive with your cavity search." -- Aunt Donna, smiling (eyes closed)
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Remember, those haughty assholes in Canada are working today.
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
In case I forget to say later when I’m drunk. Thanks America, for ruining America. Bunch of fucking assholes.
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
skynet deep fries a turkey at 2:14 pm eastern time on november 28th, 2024
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Do douchbags still camp out in front of Best Buy tonight?
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Anyone you know burn themselves yet trying to fry a turkey?
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 28/11/2024
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Sure, spending Thanksgiving with MAGA relatives sucks, but have you ever spent Thanksgiving with some who still calls jeans dungarees?
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Matt Singer @mattsinger.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Slightly devastated to hear of the death of Jim Abrahams, one of my comedy heroes. Scenes like this one shaped my personality. I just read the Airplane! oral history which is a really fun book. RIP to someone who will surely be remembered.
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My favorite scene from the movie Airplane! - Leslie Nielsen and Peter Graves
YouTube video by David C. Hoke
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Rest easy, Jim Abrahams. Police Squad! is well worth tracking down. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIte...
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Police Squad Freeze Frame
YouTube video by Rachel M.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
RIP, Jim Abrahams. This is indisputably the funniest opening line in a movie, ever. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFBc...
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Popcorn, from KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIE
YouTube video by Doug Holland
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Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
“Now, I know this is a long shot, but did he ever eat chop suey?”
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