Reposted by Larry DickmanDad Jokes @dadsaysjokes.com · 07/12/2025Three golf clubs walk into a bar. The putter orders a beer. The wedge orders a tequila. The third one says, "Nothing for me. I'm the driver". 931346 0
Reposted by Larry DickmanMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯 629329098370 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I say this is as sports fan and borderline gambling degenerate: I could give zero fucks about the World Cup. 000 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 16/11/2025This all 22 camera nbc is using is making my dick itch. 000 0
Reposted by Larry Dickmanben @vtben.bsky.social · 18/10/2025"Cal Raleigh" is also an ACC rivarly now. 31126139 0
Reposted by Larry DickmanMark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 28/09/2025If you think Trump deploying troops in American cities is nothing more than an opportunity to pivot to a completely different subject, you do not belong in Democratic leadership. 25931198 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025I don’t need “Marry Me chicken” or “funeral cake.” I need “kick me in the balls fettuccine Alfredo.” 000 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/07/2025I was already in Dutch with the CEO for calling his wife a c-nt during their grandson’s bris. 000 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 06/07/2025In retrospect, “which one of you c-cksuckers ate my banana” was unwise to send as a company-wide email. 010 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 12/04/2025What’s the metric equivalent of a fuck ton. 000 0
Reposted by Larry DickmanMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 12/04/2025The country that found Osama Bin Laden says it can’t locate Kilmar Abrego Garcia. 1116628 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Instead of jock itch spray, I accidentally sprayed my ballsac with Lemon Pledge. 000 0
Reposted by Larry DickmanShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 19/01/2025For all of you going through TikTok withdrawal, I just uploaded a video of me lip syncing Christopher Cross’s “Sailing” while devouring a plate of ribs. 17329 0
Reposted by Larry DickmanLarry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Pubes Larsen was my stand up comedian stage name. In retrospect, that’s a terrible stage name. Hey, any of you folks from out of town? 011 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Pubes Larsen was my stand up comedian stage name. In retrospect, that’s a terrible stage name. Hey, any of you folks from out of town? 011 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I can’t wait to move the absolute fuck out of my bowels today. It’s gonna be great. 000 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 10/01/2025@anniethenanny1.bsky.social get up to speed. 000 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Feels like 2024 was the year of ballsac deodorant. 000 0
Reposted by Larry DickmanThe Field Negro @thefieldnegro.bsky.social · 14/12/2024This Nancy Mace hoax is not getting enough attention. Y'all crucified Jussie Smollett and rightfully so. Now Nancy needs some of that same smoke. 21649149 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Don’t start with that “steak fries” shit again. 000 0
Reposted by Larry DickmanMurderously Matt @momentarilymatt.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need. Make my wish come true, all I want for Christmas is to never hear Mariah Carey again. 032 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Happy hump day. Nobody cares what shitty music you listen to on an overpriced platform. 000 0
Reposted by Larry Dickmanjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/12/2024the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment 10315253312123 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Is Kodak still in business? Christ, they used to be a big deal. Where’s the nearest Photomat? 010 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 01/12/2024As far as my kids know, the elf on the shelf was killed in a refinery explosion. 011 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 01/12/2024The family loves my “I Dig Fat Chicks” Christmas tree ornament. 010 0
Reposted by Larry DickmanGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/12/2024in the next sonic movie they deal with postpartum depression 1469 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 01/12/2024My cock ring fell off. Best I can figure, it fell off in the parking lot at Costco or at the church bake sale. 000 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Dick Rainshaw is here. He brought his rabid collie. Let’s have snacks. 010 0
Reposted by Larry DickmanBob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 28/11/2024"If you close your eyes in your mug shot, they'll be extra aggressive with your cavity search." -- Aunt Donna, smiling (eyes closed) 0146 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Remember, those haughty assholes in Canada are working today. 011 0
Reposted by Larry DickmanIdle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 28/11/2024In case I forget to say later when I’m drunk. Thanks America, for ruining America. Bunch of fucking assholes. 15514 0
Reposted by Larry DickmanNotorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 25/11/2024skynet deep fries a turkey at 2:14 pm eastern time on november 28th, 2024 141479350 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Do douchbags still camp out in front of Best Buy tonight? 011 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Anyone you know burn themselves yet trying to fry a turkey? 000 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Sure, spending Thanksgiving with MAGA relatives sucks, but have you ever spent Thanksgiving with some who still calls jeans dungarees? 011 0
Reposted by Larry DickmanMatt Singer @mattsinger.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Slightly devastated to hear of the death of Jim Abrahams, one of my comedy heroes. Scenes like this one shaped my personality. I just read the Airplane! oral history which is a really fun book. RIP to someone who will surely be remembered.youtube.comMy favorite scene from the movie Airplane! - Leslie Nielsen and Peter GravesYouTube video by David C. Hoke 2589 0
Reposted by Larry DickmanJessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Rest easy, Jim Abrahams. Police Squad! is well worth tracking down. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIte...youtube.comPolice Squad Freeze FrameYouTube video by Rachel M. 2316 0
Reposted by Larry DickmanDave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 26/11/2024RIP, Jim Abrahams. This is indisputably the funniest opening line in a movie, ever. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFBc...youtube.comPopcorn, from KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIEYouTube video by Doug Holland 1130657 0
Larry Dickman @larrydickman.bsky.social · 26/11/2024“Now, I know this is a long shot, but did he ever eat chop suey?” 000 0