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Gödel's Poophole

@evpd.bsky.social
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leftist if it matters, nihilist if it doesn't formerly of garbage twitter, bofa.lol, jorts.horse, currently of bsky dot social

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 7h
high key i do not get good vibes from people who opt into caucasian emoji tones
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 19h
😂😂😂
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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that judge should *at best* rot in prison forever and i will vote for any candidate that promises to make that sort of thing happen
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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
they took thirty years and thirty pounds off that walking corpse
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this story has some incredible tidbits. They hoped to sell 100 VIP tickets to cover expenses and sold six lol
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a lot of dodge charger repossessions in the coming months
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NYT has now independently corroborated all the major allegations against Susan Collins in the ProPublica report, including that investigators were prepared to move against her and then Trump intervened to shut it down. This put Trump in a position of exceptional and extortionate leverage over her.
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F.B.I. Shut Down Inquiry Into Top Ally of Senator Susan Collins
The inquiry was closed last year because senior bureau officials questioned the veracity of a campaign donor’s account, according to current and former officials.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
Martin Kao, CEO of defense contractor Navatek, poses next to Sen. Susan Collins for a photo. Collins is holding a model of a boat in her hands. Behind them is a large sign with the Navatek logo.
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ceej @ceej.online · 21/09/2026
See here how The Stance has entered his body and his mind. The Stance infests him. The metamorphosis is complete
jd vance standing weird like trump
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 18/09/2026
A version of the "Aella's birthday gangbang" Sankey diagram but it's about Bluesky posters thinking about posting Sankey diagram jokes, leading from "thought about Sankey diagram joke" through various iterations of workshopping and writing the joke (with various dead ends due to forgetting about it, losing interest, etc). Eventually at the end the joke is finally posted; some posters do numbers with it, some don't, some came in a fluffer
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Republicans, in their infinite wisdom, left a big gambling loophole in the Medicaid work requirements. I'm no fan of the gambling industry, but if you are on Medicaid and struggling to deal with the work requirements, taking a $580 bet on both sides of an outcome is one way of getting around them.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 18/09/2026
You'll never guess what this is in reply to.


Joel Berry
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The destruction is intentional. They don’t care if this loses money. This is not meant as an entertainment offering. This is a cultural and political project meant to destroy Christianity in the Western imagination, and they’ll happily lose money to do so.
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Another guy at the hardware store called me “chief” and I hit him back with a “buddy” and now we’re just circling each other on tiptoes with our backs arched like alleycats
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the dual purpose of "our AI is getting too powerful!" is firstly to generate hype & secondly to provide a reason to scale it down that isn't uh oh, this nonsense is very expensive and we can't figure out a way to make a profit with it
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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this comment sponsored by train gang ™
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh my god
website showing a guitar center competition to open for ed sheeran
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Mollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lmao the stanford prison experiment is like THE experiment mentioned in every research ethics training. Doesnt matter your field. It became the gold standard of "dont do this"
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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
nobody, zero people at all, not a soul: ed sheeran looking at a palestinian kid with no limbs : im in love with the shape of you
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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
1996 called, they want their chuck e cheese commercials back
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel
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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
calling Ed Sheeran an invertebrate slug is such an insult to slugs. i saw a slug climb a whole window with condensation on it once with no hands or feet, it was sick what the fuck has Ed Sheeran done
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
calling Ed Sheeran an invertebrate slug is such an insult to slugs. i saw a slug climb a whole window with condensation on it once with no hands or feet, it was sick what the fuck has Ed Sheeran done
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Your family is psychically vulnerable to President Carter’s wandering spirit. He can enter minds and infect them with thoughts of solar panels. To prevent this you can make or buy a specially designed net to ensnare his ghost, and it’s also a piece of art that brings both protection and beauty.
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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
they're gonna swear anyway we might as well foster the art of it all
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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
home goods cursive Gretzky quotes is a wild decorating choice
you miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretzky

screen printed cursive home goods trash ca 2026
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
HOLY SHIT DUDES fucking with the environment is now not just a sin (which Francis also said), it is classed as a direct fuck-you to God and a central tenet of the reasoning is the need to care for "our common home," i.e. you are morally obligated to think about the other people who also live here
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Vatican theological commission defines ‘sin against creation and the Creator’ in new document
The more than 29,000 word text calls for ecological conversion due to “sin against creation and the Creator.”
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Peter griffin in an electric chair with text that says me on bluesky next week because i responded "lol" to a chart bro's very serious post
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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"can u krump to [xyz]?" *krumps his ass off to xyz* "yes" 11/10 no notes
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
get in, we're making pascal's wager stupider
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life?
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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Last time I checked, Dolly Parton didn't sing: "workin 9 to 5 unless you take a lunch break, then it's 8 to 5, just to earn your desk job backache" take back your lunch hour and the 8 hour day
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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
it's 1630, credulous dipshits cede the benefit of the doubt to racist pigs it's 1776, credulous dipshits cede the benefit of the doubt to racist pigs it's 1856, cre- actually John Brown got it right here it's 1960, credulous dipshits cede the benefit of the doubt to racist pigs it's 2026...
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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Last time I checked, Dolly Parton didn't sing: "workin 9 to 5 unless you take a lunch break, then it's 8 to 5, just to earn your desk job backache" take back your lunch hour and the 8 hour day
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Staid @staidindoors.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Every day I'm more vindicated than the last. They were sending me death threats for this.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
They're doing him like Larry Bird's wife
Donald Trump 'barely able to move' in 'disgusting' golf photos as health fears grow
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
one of the all time memes
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/08/2026
very fun to think about how many founding fathers this would make insane with rage
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 29/07/2026
Everyone who went along and invented an entire epistemology around being scared of needles is a filthy disgusting piglet and they should know that
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I have never seen someone so flummoxed by the concept of feeding people lmao
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Catching a pretty awesome glimpse of 2028 where Shapiro runs and this image is posted so much I see it in my sleep
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
BREAKING: In my lawsuit against Todd Blanche for the Epstein Files, Judge Sullivan has just ordered Blanche to produce, in camera (in chambers), the UNREDACTED emails & documents, and Blanche must bring documentation supporting his representations the DOJ’s redactions are what he claims they are.
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A man walks into a horse bar. Why the short face, asks the horse bartender. The man begins crying. He is the last human left on horse world.
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
wow that was a close one! almost fed some kids!
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
She was a hell of a woman
A strip mall sign that says VIRGINIA CIGARETTES
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 19/07/2026
charlie kirk soccer ball
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Jan Adriaenssens @verbeeld.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Brutal photo caption from The Guardian: “Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the Spanish national team.”
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i’ve been really stressed about the air quality but i just heard the news say that breathing this air all day would be the equivalent of smoking seven cigarettes and a deep calm washed over me
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