Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 7hhigh key i do not get good vibes from people who opt into caucasian emoji tones 210
Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026that judge should *at best* rot in prison forever and i will vote for any candidate that promises to make that sort of thing happen 000
Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026they took thirty years and thirty pounds off that walking corpse 000
Reposted by Gödel's PoopholeMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026this story has some incredible tidbits. They hoped to sell 100 VIP tickets to cover expenses and sold six lol 52499494
Reposted by Gödel's PoopholeAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026a lot of dodge charger repossessions in the coming months 312854400
Reposted by Gödel's PoopholeScott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026NYT has now independently corroborated all the major allegations against Susan Collins in the ProPublica report, including that investigators were prepared to move against her and then Trump intervened to shut it down. This put Trump in a position of exceptional and extortionate leverage over her.nytimes.comF.B.I. Shut Down Inquiry Into Top Ally of Senator Susan CollinsThe inquiry was closed last year because senior bureau officials questioned the veracity of a campaign donor’s account, according to current and former officials. 24982223343
Reposted by Gödel's PoopholeProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵 410113436031
Reposted by Gödel's Poopholeceej @ceej.online · 21/09/2026See here how The Stance has entered his body and his mind. The Stance infests him. The metamorphosis is complete 782481231
Reposted by Gödel's PoopholeJames Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Republicans, in their infinite wisdom, left a big gambling loophole in the Medicaid work requirements. I'm no fan of the gambling industry, but if you are on Medicaid and struggling to deal with the work requirements, taking a $580 bet on both sides of an outcome is one way of getting around them. 401998531
Reposted by Gödel's PoopholeKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 18/09/2026You'll never guess what this is in reply to. 361159127
Reposted by Gödel's PoopholeBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Another guy at the hardware store called me “chief” and I hit him back with a “buddy” and now we’re just circling each other on tiptoes with our backs arched like alleycats 2144085
Reposted by Gödel's Poopholeshaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 17/09/2026the dual purpose of "our AI is getting too powerful!" is firstly to generate hype & secondly to provide a reason to scale it down that isn't uh oh, this nonsense is very expensive and we can't figure out a way to make a profit with it 282160399
Reposted by Gödel's Poopholelowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026oh my god 1553311752
Reposted by Gödel's PoopholeMollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Lmao the stanford prison experiment is like THE experiment mentioned in every research ethics training. Doesnt matter your field. It became the gold standard of "dont do this" 1118127
Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026nobody, zero people at all, not a soul: ed sheeran looking at a palestinian kid with no limbs : im in love with the shape of you 000
Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 15/09/20261996 called, they want their chuck e cheese commercials back 020
Reposted by Gödel's PoopholeHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel 3365251327
Reposted by Gödel's PoopholeGödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026calling Ed Sheeran an invertebrate slug is such an insult to slugs. i saw a slug climb a whole window with condensation on it once with no hands or feet, it was sick what the fuck has Ed Sheeran done 052
Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026calling Ed Sheeran an invertebrate slug is such an insult to slugs. i saw a slug climb a whole window with condensation on it once with no hands or feet, it was sick what the fuck has Ed Sheeran done 052
Reposted by Gödel's PoopholeInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Your family is psychically vulnerable to President Carter’s wandering spirit. He can enter minds and infect them with thoughts of solar panels. To prevent this you can make or buy a specially designed net to ensnare his ghost, and it’s also a piece of art that brings both protection and beauty. 432026249
Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026they're gonna swear anyway we might as well foster the art of it all 010
Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026home goods cursive Gretzky quotes is a wild decorating choice 001
Reposted by Gödel's PoopholeClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026HOLY SHIT DUDES fucking with the environment is now not just a sin (which Francis also said), it is classed as a direct fuck-you to God and a central tenet of the reasoning is the need to care for "our common home," i.e. you are morally obligated to think about the other people who also live hereamericamagazine.orgVatican theological commission defines ‘sin against creation and the Creator’ in new documentThe more than 29,000 word text calls for ecological conversion due to “sin against creation and the Creator.” 981302360
Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026"can u krump to [xyz]?" *krumps his ass off to xyz* "yes" 11/10 no notes 000
Reposted by Gödel's PoopholeSen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026get in, we're making pascal's wager stupider 1462444
Reposted by Gödel's PoopholeBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life? 51157502525
Reposted by Gödel's PoopholeGödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Last time I checked, Dolly Parton didn't sing: "workin 9 to 5 unless you take a lunch break, then it's 8 to 5, just to earn your desk job backache" take back your lunch hour and the 8 hour day 141
Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026it's 1630, credulous dipshits cede the benefit of the doubt to racist pigs it's 1776, credulous dipshits cede the benefit of the doubt to racist pigs it's 1856, cre- actually John Brown got it right here it's 1960, credulous dipshits cede the benefit of the doubt to racist pigs it's 2026... 010
Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Last time I checked, Dolly Parton didn't sing: "workin 9 to 5 unless you take a lunch break, then it's 8 to 5, just to earn your desk job backache" take back your lunch hour and the 8 hour day 141
Reposted by Gödel's PoopholeStaid @staidindoors.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Every day I'm more vindicated than the last. They were sending me death threats for this. 1248689936
Reposted by Gödel's PoopholeLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 11/08/2026They're doing him like Larry Bird's wife 22115584
Reposted by Gödel's PoopholeReconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 12/08/2026one of the all time memes 3911107
Reposted by Gödel's Poopholelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/08/2026very fun to think about how many founding fathers this would make insane with rage 281946179
Reposted by Gödel's PoopholeIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 29/07/2026Everyone who went along and invented an entire epistemology around being scared of needles is a filthy disgusting piglet and they should know that 730118
Reposted by Gödel's PoopholeKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I have never seen someone so flummoxed by the concept of feeding people lmao 2454152420
Reposted by Gödel's PoopholeScreamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Catching a pretty awesome glimpse of 2028 where Shapiro runs and this image is posted so much I see it in my sleep 71283142
Reposted by Gödel's PoopholeKatie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 25/07/2026BREAKING: In my lawsuit against Todd Blanche for the Epstein Files, Judge Sullivan has just ordered Blanche to produce, in camera (in chambers), the UNREDACTED emails & documents, and Blanche must bring documentation supporting his representations the DOJ’s redactions are what he claims they are. 1402330319274
Reposted by Gödel's PoopholeDr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 25/07/2026A man walks into a horse bar. Why the short face, asks the horse bartender. The man begins crying. He is the last human left on horse world. 14549107
Reposted by Gödel's Poopholetunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 23/07/2026wow that was a close one! almost fed some kids! 1236
Reposted by Gödel's PoopholeDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026She was a hell of a woman 201181122
Reposted by Gödel's PoopholeJan Adriaenssens @verbeeld.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Brutal photo caption from The Guardian: “Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the Spanish national team.” 11199803130
Reposted by Gödel's PoopholePeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026i’ve been really stressed about the air quality but i just heard the news say that breathing this air all day would be the equivalent of smoking seven cigarettes and a deep calm washed over me 281885112