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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

home goods cursive Gretzky quotes is a wild decorating choice

you miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretzky

screen printed cursive home goods trash ca 2026

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

but yeah, a laser pointer can cause instant permanent damage but with a flashlight from a distance I'd say

@tylerthecreator

"Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
8:56 AM · Dec 31, 2012"

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

i- is this one of them grunglers y'all are always talking about

a small Halloween themed pumpkin headed gremlin of some sort

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

roses are red dahlias are black

Iran announces closure of Strait of Hormuz after US attacks

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

why would you disparage jolene's favorite chew toy, what did she ever do to you 😭

A mustachioed pup, black, with a yellow banana standing in front of a white pair of sambas doing shy toes

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

honestly i have never had a faster "wtf is happening on the timeline" to "i fully understand wtf is happening on the timeline" pipeline this is great, y'all keep it up, no notes

Extended screenshot of my timeline

Tyler from the Internet: as God as my witness I thought ballmaxxing was about basketball or something

Ken plume: when you're a prisoner to your ballmaxxing (picture of guy with a large white ball behind him)

Jenny Tightpants: r/savedyouaclick there are no pictures QT: menshealth.com article "The Men Who Want to Supersize Their Testicles: How far would you be willing to go for bigger balls?"

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

seems like it's going great lol

Live expert analysis

9:05 PM EDT

Matthew Chance Chief Global Affairs Correspondent

Trump repeated military achievements, but Iran is still firing missiles and drones at Gulf states and Israel, plus the Strait of Hormuz is still blocked

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

A screenshot of the tweet I'm replying to with a pile insurance yacking in the next post down

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

he is nakedly corrupt abdy you're framing it like he was some big fucking champion for the little guy? Eat shit

Fourteen of the 24 people currently serving have personally donated a collective $327,000 to Berger since 2011, according to an Assembly analysis of state campaign finance data. That figure doesn’t include the $31,500 donated by the family of board chair Wendy Murphy, nor the $52,600 donated by Reynolds American and its political action committees, where board member Mark Holton serves as general counsel.

Over the same time period, 21 Board of Governors members have donated nearly $7 million to North Carolina Republican causes overall. Murphy’s family added an additional $422,000 and Reynolds American an additional $727,500.

“To get appointed, you have got to pass a political litmus test of fealty, an ideological smell test,” said Roger Perry, a former UNC-Chapel Hill trustee and co-founder of Coalition for Carolina, which has objected to Republican “interference” in the university system.

At least seven former Berger staff members are now in influential higher ed roles as well. One former chief of staff is general counsel for the UNC System, while another is a UNC-CH trustee. Three other staffers are vice presidents.

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Waaaa I don't speak Spanish waaa I'm gonna watch the show with words I can understand The words:

Screenshot of genius.com lyrics

Bawitdaba Lyrics
[Intro]
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Why is the neckline cut like the mansion party dick flyer from always sunny lol

Mansion party flyer from always sunny, shaped like a dick and overly insistent on "nothing sexual"

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

no thanks I prefer my amaryllis shaved

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

We are discussing the same post you influencer brained weirdo

Picture of the beginning of this very thread, in which Mr influencer brain here replies to a post in which the president says SNAP is easy to get and Democrats need to reopen the government

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Slight zoom in to the same picture of this thread

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Maximum zoom into the beginning of this thread lol

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Also... They control both sides of Congress

Graphic showing the current Republican majorities in both the US House and Senate

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

🎶JUST PUT THAT DICK IN A BOX, PUT THAT DICK IN A BOOOoooox🎶

screenshot of the lonely island dick in a box skit

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

The state's own labs can't tell the difference. There is no such thing as probable cause and Zachary Dunn, turbo cunt, argues that cops should be able to arrest people on vibes or whatever

Family guy racism chart where white people are presumed to have hemp and POC are presumed to have marijuana

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

you telling me Hazel Nuttin' as well speak

Wegmans Hazel Nuttin' chocolate flavored spread

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

so you're telling me coco nutted in this water

Wegmans
Pure
Coco
*Nut* (in bold for some reason)
Water

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

what you can expect from me when mr worldwide comes on:

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

whoa pitbull has a beer now can't wait to order it at a bar, it's so much fun to say

A fifteen pack of Dale's Pale Ale with a blue jean print

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

lmao at Veronique de Rugy, possibly the smoothest brained individual I've ever seen

New Yorker article quote

"Veronique de Rugy, a leading libertarian thinker at the Mercatus Center and one of the thirty-four named authors of Project 2025, also initially supported DOGE. But she eventually grew disillusioned with what she regarded as its almost singular focus on culture-war issues. In March, she wrote, in an essay for Reason, “For all the talk about cutting government waste and fraud, the DOGE-Trump team seems mostly animated by rooting out"

New Yorker article quote

"rooting out leftist culture politics and its practitioners in Washington.” She was especially concerned by the ways in which DOGE seemed to be expanding, rather than curtailing, the powers of the executive. “Being a libertarian right now,” she told me, “is like being punched in the face with your own ideas by a drunk teen-ager.”

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

good work folks let's keep it up

Bluesky people search results for "John podhoretz": "No results found for John podhoretz"

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

have to board the pup later in the year and they asked what the max vet bill I'll authorize in case if emergency brother if this sweet angel needs emergency care I'll authorize you to sell my car

a black lab mix with a beautifully feminine beard and mustache combo lying down in the grass next to an orange ball. The dog is wearing a light green banana and is panting happily in the sun. She is perfection itself, the ideal hound and goodest girl

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

i have claimed victory in the marketplace of ideas lol

Notification message 1:01 pm est

@effinvicta has blocked you

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

wait, do you mean to tell me the underage sex crimes defender is also into gambling and tesla? i may faint from the shock

gambling, golf, Tesla zoomed in from other photo

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

k wtf is going on in the atlantic

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

next you'll be telling me canada isn't orange and russia isn't purple

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

hmm. seems you can abuse the layers of abstraction

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

that's how you get your official invite to the coffee sickos club

Skyrim note "we know" with a black handprint

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

lol I unblocked the J S*ngal list to troll "Not Matty Glesias" and this fuckin loser bot followed me in under ten minutes

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

confluence of ceej the sigils are forming

ceej.online and ceejoyner.bsky.social next to each other on my timeline

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

David Brooks should be tried in the Hague for the lifting he did for the Bush admin on the Iraq war, also the Atlantic currently publishes garbage like this:

The Atlantic "Ideas" article by certified dipshit Annie Lowrey entitled "It's Weird That Eggs Were Ever Cheap"

Byline: "What were we thinking, biting so many of these fragile, messy, remarkable ovals?"

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Who is "Hank Tough"? I'll take Predictable Unpredictables for 800, please.

DJT truth social post: "GREAT JOB NUMBERS, FAR BETTER THAN EXPECTED. IT'S ALREADY WORKING. HANK TOUGH, WE CAN'T LOSE!!!" April 4 2025 8:57 AM

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Lol everything these markets did since April 2024 just evaporated

1 year graph of the Dow, sp500, and NASDAQ rising 25% in the 10 months through January 2025 and wiping all of that back out over the last 8 weeks

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