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it's literally so easy to not be that guy

dude if you are or were ever in a fraternity: don't be this fuckin guy

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i will venmo 100 dollars to the journalist who points this out live next time he trots this back out bc you know he's gonna beat it to death like the most annoying kid in your middle school class trying out their first joke workshop

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

charlotte-mecklenburg putting up a 9 pm curfew for anyone 18 and under is fucking insane old enough to work for a shit minimum wage but not old enough to drive around after dark? the fuck are we doing here people

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Pretty clear to me there’s a very good case against this man for mass murder, and I’m saying that in as measured a fashion as I can. He’s order the killing of 234 people under no plausible war or legal justification. I am skeptical he will ever face legal accountability for til his but he should.

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schnauzer, wolfhound, and wirehaired pointer are the most common guesses we get, but nothing with a beard shows up in her DNA testing based on the extremely wispy texture of the the beard and rest of her coat I'd guess wolfhound jack russell or viszla, but there's 10+ breeds in there so who knows

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what are the conditions for the automation to activate

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it's not conclusive or anything but it gives the same amount of eyebrow raise as like buying a tesla in 2026... you might just be oblivious, but warrants further investigation

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high key i do not get good vibes from people who opt into caucasian emoji tones

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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

as the owner of a pit mix with a mustache of mysterious provenance, highly recommend. scruffy pups are the best

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😂😂😂

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

that judge should *at best* rot in prison forever and i will vote for any candidate that promises to make that sort of thing happen

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

using the search function? in this economy?

Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Conor is probably top ten, I think he even narrowly beats out Tom Nichols which is impressive cause that guy is dumb as shit

Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

they took thirty years and thirty pounds off that walking corpse

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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

this story has some incredible tidbits. They hoped to sell 100 VIP tickets to cover expenses and sold six lol

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

a lot of dodge charger repossessions in the coming months

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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

NYT has now independently corroborated all the major allegations against Susan Collins in the ProPublica report, including that investigators were prepared to move against her and then Trump intervened to shut it down. This put Trump in a position of exceptional and extortionate leverage over her.

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F.B.I. Shut Down Inquiry Into Top Ally of Senator Susan Collins

The inquiry was closed last year because senior bureau officials questioned the veracity of a campaign donor’s account, according to current and former officials.

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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026

Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵

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ceej @ceej.online · 21/09/2026

See here how The Stance has entered his body and his mind. The Stance infests him. The metamorphosis is complete

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

you can listen to it on loop, and i assume once you start doing that... ...you would never break the chain

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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Republicans, in their infinite wisdom, left a big gambling loophole in the Medicaid work requirements. I'm no fan of the gambling industry, but if you are on Medicaid and struggling to deal with the work requirements, taking a $580 bet on both sides of an outcome is one way of getting around them.

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 18/09/2026

You'll never guess what this is in reply to.

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@JoelWBerry
The destruction is intentional. They don’t care if this loses money. This is not meant as an entertainment offering. This is a cultural and political project meant to destroy Christianity in the Western imagination, and they’ll happily lose money to do so.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Another guy at the hardware store called me “chief” and I hit him back with a “buddy” and now we’re just circling each other on tiptoes with our backs arched like alleycats

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

the dual purpose of "our AI is getting too powerful!" is firstly to generate hype & secondly to provide a reason to scale it down that isn't uh oh, this nonsense is very expensive and we can't figure out a way to make a profit with it

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

this comment sponsored by train gang ™

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Mollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Lmao the stanford prison experiment is like THE experiment mentioned in every research ethics training. Doesnt matter your field. It became the gold standard of "dont do this"

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nobody, zero people at all, not a soul: ed sheeran looking at a palestinian kid with no limbs : im in love with the shape of you

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

1996 called, they want their chuck e cheese commercials back

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Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel

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even if you concede the 2016 issue (i don't because you should run on issues people show out for) they had four years to prosecute an insurrection and didn't do a fucking thing

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calling Ed Sheeran an invertebrate slug is such an insult to slugs. i saw a slug climb a whole window with condensation on it once with no hands or feet, it was sick what the fuck has Ed Sheeran done

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

calling Ed Sheeran an invertebrate slug is such an insult to slugs. i saw a slug climb a whole window with condensation on it once with no hands or feet, it was sick what the fuck has Ed Sheeran done

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Your family is psychically vulnerable to President Carter’s wandering spirit. He can enter minds and infect them with thoughts of solar panels. To prevent this you can make or buy a specially designed net to ensnare his ghost, and it’s also a piece of art that brings both protection and beauty.

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Gödel's Poophole @evpd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

they're gonna swear anyway we might as well foster the art of it all