Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yes, I think college sports are completely broken and need to be changed completely. Yes, I’m also an Arkansas football fan. How dare you say those are related. 020
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026youtu.be/nx3EzCi_dOc?...youtu.beKids in the Hall - Girl Drink DrunkYouTube video by Parachute Adams 010
Reposted by EukaryotePunished 'Woke' Bane @baneforyou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026EXCLUSIVE: GEN ALPHA ARE MEME MOGGING PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYERS WITH INCREASINGLY ELABORATE BEVERAGES AT JOB INTERVIEWS IN VIRAL TIKTOK CRAZE 012220
Reposted by Eukaryotethe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Jackie Jackson died two days ago. His death did not get the fanfare that the big celebrities get but I assure you he was no less than any of them: a titan astride the earth. In this thread, a few of the songs he played bass on. You know these songs. You know their bass parts. youtu.be/DKVB_CtU8XQyoutu.bePressure DropYouTube video by Toots & The Maytals - Topic 211059362
Reposted by EukaryoteOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most riveting thing I've seen all week 383113003068
Reposted by Eukaryotearr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership. 6146801036
Reposted by EukaryoteDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026wtf kind of pets they got in there 1804131821
Reposted by EukaryoteScreamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 14/09/2026ROBERTCAROHEADS, I’M ASKING YOU TO STAND BACK AND STAND BY 2405
Reposted by EukaryoteScorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history. 6135941126
Reposted by EukaryoteJess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls. 2255401127
Reposted by EukaryoteThe Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026everyone, meet Hugo www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukWorld's tallest living horse based in Towcester 'still growing'Hugo the shire horse enters the record books as the world's tallest living horse. 861941381
Reposted by EukaryotePile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this: 10869491794
Reposted by Eukaryoteskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026erm actually ive earned every government program ive benefitted from unlike you undeserving swine 0422
Reposted by Eukaryotebort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/08/2026the “dobby’s grave” landmark is just a small dead guy who died on the beach a few days ago. he’s not even buried, someone just saw him and said “that’s dobby” and everyone started piling harry potter merch on him. a sad end for lindsey graham 655961165
Reposted by EukaryoteDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white dog kills his entire family 101812308
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Imagine this: you’re driving for Lyft, and your passenger attacks you, stabbing you in the neck. Your own car insurance excludes coverage because you were working for a rideshare. Lyft carries up to a Million Dollar policy while giving a ride, so file a claim, right? Wrong! … 110
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I’m not the step-dad I’m the dad who stepped up (Who also is your dad, actually) 010
Reposted by Eukaryotejeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 29/07/2026hello my name is Odysseus, and this is Tying Myself To The Mast 425041
Reposted by EukaryoteChris Scullion @scully1888.bsky.social · 20/07/2026If you haven't seen it yet, BBC's montage at the end of the World Cup was fucking tremendous www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Fi...youtube.comBBC FIFA World Cup 2026 Closing MontageYouTube video by Pick Six Productions Xtra 241081377
Reposted by EukaryoteJackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands 4360732055
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Everyone knows the greatest threat to Spider-Man is suburban sprawl! 110
Reposted by EukaryoteMolleindustria FUTURE? NO THANKS! OUT NOW @molleindustria.org · 14/07/2026The United States is turning into a kind of reverse Omelas: everyone is miserable except for a single child, Donald Trump, who inexplicably must be kept happy. 171351376
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I started doing walks at night, and my cat has been following me. Does anyone else’s cat go on walks? 000
Reposted by EukaryoteNo Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 03/07/2026150 years ago: “I invented the offsides rule. It stops blatant cherry-picking in a sensible manner.” Soccer nerd on this website today: “There is a chip in the ball that can detect if someone breathes on it. If you criticize it you do not understand the soul of the game” 0162
Reposted by Eukaryote🎃 Dustin Gore-Killer 🔪 @george-miller.org · 03/07/2026IDC if that's the right call it clearly violates the Rule of Cool and should stand 115120
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 30/06/2026An amazing French almost-goal Soyface has to be a new reaction meme 071
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Zlatan roasting Lalas is almost as funny as he was on What We Do in the Shadows. 000
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Trump and his obsession with the reflecting pool is the ultimate example of intrusive thoughts winning. 010
Reposted by EukaryoteJesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 17/06/2026me, walking into the British museum 243240548
Reposted by EukaryoteAlex Steed @alexsteed.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Jesse Gemstone-ass Presidency 420236
Reposted by Eukaryotejosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I hate it when there is "a moral to the story". Thanks but if i want to learn a life lesson, i'll make a terrible mistake 549072
Reposted by Eukaryotekim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 04/06/2026the way the dog turns his head halfway in sent me 1794393831
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Herpetologist here: Kennedys only do this when stressed or very upset 021
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 18/05/2026This whole thing is wild. I used to work for a state attorney general, and when we would get settlements in consumer protection cases, they would be put into a consumer protection fund that could then be directed by the AG. The legislature eventually passed a law restricting such settlements (cont.) 110
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 12/05/20261st: Chicago Last: Chase & Status Worst: Del tha Funkee Homosapien (most disappointing) Loudest: Dieselboy Best: Prince (wasn’t a fan before) Most: Also Prince Happy I Got to see: besides Prince, pre-Fergi Black Eyed Peas Wish: Nirvana Next: Not sure 020
