Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 2hI might start addressing demands to Liberty with "Dear Mr. Bibberty," 000
Reposted by Eukaryotemore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 10/10/2026(back yard flood light flips on) oH I'M sORry i dIDn'T meAn tO WaKE YOu i wAS jUst adMIrinG YoUR caT IT haS a VEry muSCuLar phYsiQUe 477483
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Also, another example of how expensive it is to be poor in the US. 010
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Call this a “leading economic indicator.” The dry cleaner is saying that, because so many people’s credit cards are being “locked or turned off,” they are going to charge a $19 fee if the card is declined. (They’re locked or turned off because people are overdrawn.) 120
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026People are sleeping on Apple TV. It has so many straight bangers! 050
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I keep watching Irish shows and coming away with “what amazing knitwear” 030
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Mild take: I don’t like the lower angle of the camera at Missouri’s stadium. Makes it feel like a high school game. 000
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I saw this as him doing a wall jump with a brick floor. Either way, great pic 111
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Bluesky showed me this post immediately after this thread, which completely demolishes this very bullshit. bsky.app/profile/bake... 000
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I tried finding the article, but a kid near me got arrested when he told the cops that “the kegs were his, but not what was in them.” 010
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yes, I think college sports are completely broken and need to be changed completely. Yes, I’m also an Arkansas football fan. How dare you say those are related. 020
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The only state where "failure to pay rent" is a criminal offense, not just civil, and the only one that has no "implied warranty of habitability." Truly the worst place in the nation to be a renter. (Though a right-wing landlord I follow on FB would argue that it makes it cheaper.) 120
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026And they claim that the LSAT has no practical real world use! 000
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026They’re doing it on purposegoogle.comThat Dropped Call With Customer Service? It Was on Purpose.Endless wait times and excessive procedural fuss—it’s all part of a tactic called “sludge.” 150
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026youtu.be/nx3EzCi_dOc?...youtu.beKids in the Hall - Girl Drink DrunkYouTube video by Parachute Adams 010
Reposted by EukaryotePunished 'Woke' Bane @baneforyou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026EXCLUSIVE: GEN ALPHA ARE MEME MOGGING PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYERS WITH INCREASINGLY ELABORATE BEVERAGES AT JOB INTERVIEWS IN VIRAL TIKTOK CRAZE 012220
Reposted by Eukaryotethe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Jackie Jackson died two days ago. His death did not get the fanfare that the big celebrities get but I assure you he was no less than any of them: a titan astride the earth. In this thread, a few of the songs he played bass on. You know these songs. You know their bass parts. youtu.be/DKVB_CtU8XQyoutu.bePressure DropYouTube video by Toots & The Maytals - Topic 211061361
Reposted by EukaryoteOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most riveting thing I've seen all week 384113603089
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026From what I understand, it’s from 2024-2026. It was a common thread on the owners groups on facebook and Reddit. However, it gets replaced under warranty, and I never had issues. 110
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The ICCU (the thing that charges the small battery from the if battery) is also prone to failure, but under warratny 240
Reposted by Eukaryotearr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership. 6246791036
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The utter lack of KYC is worse! I had a client who drove for Lyft, and was attacked by the rider. The insurance refused to pay because it was the result of a voluntary act, and not an “accident.” Lyft won’t pay, and his personal auto insurance didn’t cover rideshare trips at all. 020
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You see, there was tassel on the flag, so it was an admiralty tweet, and doesn’t apply to the non-incorporated Trump, the person 000
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 20/09/2026arkansasrazorbacks.com/roster/monte... Monte Harrison is a 31 y/o wide receiver who played today! (He completed a pass on a trick play, so maybe the oldest ever to do it in college)arkansasrazorbacks.comMonte Harrison2025 First-Year SEC Academic Honor Roll 2026 (JUNIOR): Registered a career-high three receptions for 18 yards during a loss at No. 20 Utah (Sept. 12) … Saw game action in a season-opening win over Nor... 121
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Am I conflating two people, or was Aella also the one who meticulously tracked her life and only showered once a month or so? 010
Reposted by EukaryoteDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026wtf kind of pets they got in there 1804139821
Reposted by EukaryoteScreamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 14/09/2026ROBERTCAROHEADS, I’M ASKING YOU TO STAND BACK AND STAND BY 2405
Reposted by EukaryoteScorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history. 6136041124
Reposted by EukaryoteJess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls. 2255381127
Reposted by EukaryoteThe Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026everyone, meet Hugo www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukWorld's tallest living horse based in Towcester 'still growing'Hugo the shire horse enters the record books as the world's tallest living horse. 851941381
Eukaryote @eukaryotex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’m getting to be “slightly above average BlueSky user age” and having the current “normal” size phone lets me read a pdf fullscreen without scrolling left and right the whole time. I can start to see the appeal, but it’s still too big for me. 110
Reposted by EukaryotePile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this: 10869521797
