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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 1h

Complaining about the officials is loser shit but also the job performance of the officials in UConn vs. Syracuse is loser shit.

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 14h

When Indiana won the title last year one of the things I reflected on was that within the last 25 years UConn hosted Indiana to open its stadium because of course you want to win that one and it was viewed as a layup in 2003. Anyway,

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 15h

If I was in charge of football I would simply make the posts taller. I think we have the technology for 8 more feet of yellow metal tube.

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 15h

Five years from now Pitt v. Virginia Tech will be a Big East football game like god intended 🙌🙌🙌

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What if we kissed under the giant inflatable Big East logo

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is a great game because Red Sox fans are bad people

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Red Sox fans how are you feeling id like to read about it in excruciating detail please

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Society was in general correct to move past horrific medieval punishments, but I think we can make an exception for the guy who game up with Liberty Bibberty

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The UConn fanbase is split evenly between Yankees fans (handsome, smart, fun at parties) and Red Sox fans (banned from all Applebee’s locations nationwide because of “the incident”)

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have never related to a professional athlete more than Case Keemun saying he’d like to watch a football game with his kids in the room but they’re probably going to make him watch Bluey instead

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s crazy that in the past 40 years the Chicago Bears have had two good quarterbacks and they’ve each started a game in the last two weeks.

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Western Michigan game broke something in the universe. My whole life the clock in football was just the clock. Now it’s a best guess and we’ve got people counting frames like they’re speedrunning Mario

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Full endorse.Let’s go Broncos.

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I get to roll this into the Bill Simmons podcast I’m a golden god

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“Honey I was just about to take out the trash what a weird coincidence you just brought it up”

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s been an exciting game and I think the best part about it has been the professional and measured job the referees have done. Love to see a fair contest out there. I’m a Broncos fan but I want it straight up. And this was that.

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Many are saying that was a correct and appropriate call

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Bo Nix first half vs. second half

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I root for Bo Nix and I’m still

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“You’re not gonna Michigan my ass” - Mike Tirico writing his script about the clock during that ad break

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why don’t they make the whole airplane out of how the broncos play in the second half

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

[Definitely not talking myself into it voice] It’s Bo Nix time let’s go Bo Nix I love watching Bo Nix in the first quarter

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Apparently it is tougher for Drake Maye to play football against “real teams” with “good players”

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Some of you said on this site, (in public!) that Drake Maye deserved to be MVP and wasn’t simply a strength-of-schedule and Bo-Nix-Broken-Ankle merchant

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Drake Maye has brought me so much joy

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It must be so crazy to be an NFL-quality QB in college. “I am playing USC. They are No. 12 in the country. They are not covering that entire side of the field. lol. lmao.”

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I suspect very few are watching it but UConn vs. Miami has been a banger of a game. 21-21, 12 min left, ESPN+.

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

DID SOMEONE SAY FAKE FAIR CATCH?????

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You have to admit that going from “Northwestern’s football equal” to “unkillable football death machine national champions” to “Northwestern’s football equal” in 24 months is a pretty funny arc

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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 26/09/2026