iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I bet the jawas had all kinds of crazy bongs cobbled together from droid parts

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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic

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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A digital illustration based on a scene from the German Expressionist silent film Metropolis (1927). What we see is a robot woman seated in a chair, colored in gradated maroon shades. She's a shiny brass color in a sculptural art deco style staring implacably or incomprehendingly outward. Two sockets on either side of her head and many such other sockets on the chair have wires leading away out of frame. The background, colored in shades of blue is divided into radial sections with lightning bolt edges. (All these colors are purely notional as the source material is all black and white.)Around the chair and the robot are four sets of equally-spaced concentric triple rings or some sort of energy or electricity. Riding the top edges of these rings is jaggedy, electric lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'.

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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

25 years

cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

I can’t explain it but it came to me fully formed- Donald Trump and Tim Curry will die on the same day

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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

And now we wait

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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

❤️💔❤️https://music.apple.com/us/album/im-going-home/6795892154?i=6795892815

music.apple.com

I'm Going Home by Tim Curry & The Rocky Horror Picture Show on Apple Music

Song · 1975 · Duration 2:54

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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 12/10/2024

HANK HILL: The La-MENT Configuration? BOOMHAUER: Dang ol sights to show you, man

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 21/08/2026

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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right

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Cesc @kamencesc.com · 12/08/2026

Ale cancel·lat netflix! 9€ mensuals per gastar en laserdisc!

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Loading a Philips Laserdisc in the 80s

ALT: Loading a Philips Laserdisc in the 80s

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Myrrhman 01/25/2024 1:58 PM Built to spill is awesome bc people will listen to Carry the Zero and be amazed at how it's the greatest song ever written and then I get to tell them that they have two albums of the greatest songs ever written

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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

and GOD IS EMPTY JUST LIKE ME

democrat is socialist and socialist is communist

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

me: I'm going to build a time machine him: *eating the last donut* what you gonna use it for me: *eating the last donut* righting wrongs

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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

HOMEBOY

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

DOGBERT: what's got you so cranky CATBERT: must've seen himself in a mirror DILBERT: my boss took credit for weeks of work i did on a big project, AGAIN BLACKMOLDBERT: why not take a deep breath DILBERT: you're right... thanks BLACKMOLDBERT: feel your lungs expand

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

if you dont know hexadecimal i feel bad for you son i got 9D9 problems thats 2521

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/07/2026

Me Raising Cash For Bail For When I Punch Darren Aronofsky In The Junk Real Hard

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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

paul - “we should write a song about how silly life can be” john - “we should write a song about the world coming together” george - “we should write a song about a beautiful woman” ringo - “what if there was a magical cabbage that could talk”

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 13/07/2026

Geese is Wolf Parade for people who don’t remember 9/11.

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

ATTENTION REPUBLICANS: if you’re waiting in line to join Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham, stay in line

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Tom McAllister @tmcallister.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

remember, be careful what you post on a day like this. If you do it right, you can get illegally fired for being disrespectful to Lindsay Graham and then win a massive lawsuit about 10 months from now and retire with 2 million in your pocket

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I AM FUCKING LOSING MY MIND AT THIS VIDEO HAPPY JULY 4TH

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/06/2026

liberals when they see a meteor barreling straight towards earth:

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ceej @ceej.online · 20/03/2026

I heard there was a secret cord that David kept in his cable hoard but he can never find it when he needs it

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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Happy World Goth Day to that one Beaker in particular

A group of people dressed up like Beaker from the Muppets on a dark city street one is walking towards the camera another is pointing at it and one is a goth.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Commenting “this is AI” on any baby announcements I see on social.

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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

so basically this whole reality is due to andy dick, sounds about right

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Goodbye, get lost, and we'll see you soon.

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Trump Take Diet Coke

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.

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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Had an uncle like this at my wedding

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Thank you to everyone who supported this campaign. Together we were able to do things never seen in American politics, to set a new standard from what we should expect from the people who try to represent us. What we built matters, regardless of the outcome. And the work isn’t over.

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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

name a performer you're always happy to see in a film or series

james urbaniak, wearing a black or very dark maroon shirt under a black suit jacket and biting one arm of his glasses thoughtfully

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 17/03/2026

Anyway mezcal is made from wild agave and can l only be produced on Mexican land. It blows tequila out of the water and opens enjoyers up to a world of varieties and flavors as compared to tequila.

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Satanic Manic @killhamster.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

His blood pressure has got to be through the roof right now, so if anyone has a chance to ask him an aggressive question about the Epstein files, that really could make It happen today. Come on, reporters. We'll build statues in your honor.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

The smoothest song ever that is also basically “bitch you are a mess” youtu.be/XRj0Ohg-y1A?...

youtu.be

Black Cow

YouTube video by Steely Dan - Topic

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🐾 slugxbutton ⛦ ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ @gockydongcuntry.gay · 17/02/2026

kinda fell in love with this shirt that was algorithmically forced on me so i checked the translation to make sure we were copacetic and tragically the shirt has become cooler than the original

black t shirt, yellow text

I GOT THAT
(japanese text presumably saying I GOT THAT)

*lithograph in green of tortoise*

DOG IN ME
(more japanese text that presumably reads DOG IN ME

(generated by google translate) black t shirt, yellow text

I got that in me

*lithograph in green of tortoise*

DOG IN ME

there is a dog

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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum. Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum. Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum. ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.

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