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Jane Austen's Political Tweets

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A delightful diversion parodying the political musings of our time concerning Alberta, Canadian affairs, and the tumultuous intrigues of American governance! Such an endeavor, when graced with the keen wit and sparkling irony of Miss Austen, is a treasure.

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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 16h
In anticipation that criminal charges against the coach will be following....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 21h
32 days of Trump working his magic.....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 21h
Now ask the question.... How will Trump make this even worse?
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
America. Getting what they paid for.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AI is being championed and enabled by the very worst person living on the planet. Bar none. Reason enough for putting the brakes on AI.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trump can't end the Iran war either. Trump is psychologically compelled to wage war to the point of madness.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Four years" is the new "two weeks".....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And we should be so lucky that it was just a plain old royalist presidency. But the kind of royalist presidency we're getting is "Mad King Ludwig of Bavaria" royalty.......
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not only that..... Trump would intentionally sacrifice all of New York City in order so that he gets to give the order to go nuclear.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Construction of a casino resort in the Grand Tetons would follow shortly after the game.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Should Alberta separatists ever achieve their goal, what is sure to follow.... Alberta enterprises will be scaled back significantly due to lack of labour. Separatists will moan at their self-inflicted damage, "We never anticipated the effect that this would have". There should be no sympathy.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI is being built and operated by the very worst of the worst people among us. Of course, humanity is in danger.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The evolution of the October Election Surprise..... 1972, "Peace is at hand" 2026, "We're going to run this sucker of an economy into the ground"
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trump still hasn't learned that Iran is running the show....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Going to war where all of Danielle Smith's wounds have been self-inflicted. Have you tiried confiscating Smith's guns, Rick?
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Phillippines and Trump University students have much in common.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Xi knew he had overstepped boundaries the second after he responded "Who cares about granite, anyways?"
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And Cubans are going to be treated like Palestinians living in Gaza. The U.S. Army are setting up to become monsters.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Gross Yuck
ALT: Gross Yuck
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Kristen Bell: Do I Have To?
ALT: Kristen Bell: Do I Have To?
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Looking forward to all the weight loss stories that @washingtonpost.com runs, when food shortages become widespread because fuel is too expensive for agriculture operations.......
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lining up offside is the whole point of the Tush Push.....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump logic, which is insane of course, would be to have two "Gulf of Americas"
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
To which Xi replied, "I'd love to but I need to catch up on e-mails"
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Poor Xi....
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Boring!
ALT: Boring!
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"We're all dead anyways" -- psychotic President with one foot in the grave.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In other news...... Face-eating leopard eats its own face. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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CEO who posted about wearing 'Lake America' sweatshirts to Halifax is no longer CEO | CBC News
The Michigan tourist who recently went viral over a Facebook photo where she and three family members appeared to be wearing "Lake America" sweatshirts has parted ways with her employer.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dear @washingtonpost.com editorial board: About Trump's celebration of China all the while China is analyzing stealth F-35 technology? And about your admonishment of Canada moving towards the EU? Get a load of Canada choosing the Sweden's Gripen Jet because of Trump's F-35 security breach.
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Mila Kunis Laughing in That '70s Show
ALT: Mila Kunis Laughing in That '70s Show
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dear Canada: Buy Swedish. Among the assorted benefits is "The enemy doesn't possess key parts of your fighter jet" www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...
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Saab intensifies pitch to sell Gripen jets to Canada, promising assortment of benefits
Behind the scenes, Swedish defence company is pulling out all the stops to secure major order and deepen ties
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If Frank Drebin was the security guard, you'd have a great opening scene for a slapstick comedy......
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Farmers let Trump's economy grind them into the ground. Farmers continue to give Trump their support. Trump continues grinding farmers into the ground. How I feel has zero impact on the situation, and on farmers.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Always go "paper" if you're playing rock, paper, scissors with Paula White.....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Forget blaming the federal government in Ottawa. Everything bad that is happening in Alberta is coming from the provincial government in Edmonton.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Russians will placing surveillance devices all over the G20 site....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Alberta has boodles of money. That's why this government wastes so much of it.....
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Burning Money
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Over to you, Samuel Alito and Clarence Thomas......
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Reggie Jamz: Judge Strom Clancy Allows It
ALT: Reggie Jamz: Judge Strom Clancy Allows It
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What kind of Christian nationalist pastor put an accent aigu over the 'e' in his name, anyways? Looks like something only the Devil would do......
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Should Tommy Tuberville be on your next flight.... Remember that only Tuberville is qualified to fly the plane.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The entire globe would cheer should Xi pull Trump's pants down in public....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did the price of Trump Diesel go up again this morning?
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's a death trap. Another reason to demolish the Trump Ballroom. Great!
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If there ever is an Independent Alberta, who then closely aligns with Trump, there will be many awful things occurring..... No more so that what will happen to non-white people whether they are Canadian citizens or not.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The pivotal scene in Inglorius Basterds just waiting to happen....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In a few weeks, 8647 is going to have a new meaning. 86 will be Trump's disapproval rate in polls....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Drew Brees.... just as morally compromised as Sean Payton
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Does this mean you fill your tank up with bleach?
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Xi has to spend an evening listening to Trump? That poor, poor man......
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You know who Danielle Smith is. You know what the UCP are. A "No" vote is automatic on questions 1 through 9.
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There's no more appropriate personification of American military strength than Jake Paul.....
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Jane Austen's Political Tweets @vee40below0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
100% probability that Iran keeps applying pressure until Trump leaves office.
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