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Cosimo Kramedici

@slurmslurper.bsky.social
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Working deep in the bowels of show business New Jersey booster

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 18h
from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz
Toyota's unease at being associated with the Taliban and Al Qaeda is evident. In its September statement, the company said,
'Toyota does not have a sales or distribution channel in Afghanistan, and we do not export vehicles to that country."
Somewhat less laconic was Wade Hoyt, Toyota's spokesman in New York, who put the best corporate spin on the situation this week.
"It is not our proudest product placement," he said. "But it shows that the Taliban are looking for the same qualities as any truck buyer: durability and reliability."
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 15h
Every metro region has that one Grateful Dead cover band that everybody knows and loves
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 16h
I mean, being racist is the most important thing to white Americans when it comes to their politicians. No Democrat has won the white vote for president since the passage of the Civil Rights Act. It shouldn’t be controversial to say. The results speak for themselves
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 17h
Just sent 25 bucks to Hinojosa. At some point you gotta believe
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 18h
I feel like Millennials are bad at communicating about events? “Everyone’s coming over at noon.” Okay, well I have no idea if that means you’re serving lunch or not and I’m too polite to ask
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 23h
Something about this article is really setting off my bullshit alarm www.nytimes.com/2026/10/03/w...
nytimes.com
American High School Students Are Selling Guns Bound for Cartels
Drawn by money and status, teenagers in Arizona are buying, stealing and selling weapons destined for criminal groups in Mexico.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was the fast of times, it was the furious of times
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Dead Carl @deadcarl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think there’s an argument to be made that the 1970s band that MOST successfully pivoted to the 1980s musical idiom was, far and away, Genesis
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Who, Me? was a top secret, sulfurous, non-lethal chemical weapon developed by MIT-graduate Ernest Crocker for the U.S. Office of Strategic Services during World War II.[1][2] Who, Me? smelled strongly of fecal matter, and was issued in pocket atomizers intended to be unobtrusively sprayed on a German officer to humiliate him and, by extension, demoralize the occupying German forces.[3]

Who, Me? had a high concentration of extremely volatile sulfur compounds that were very difficult to control: more often than not, the person who did the spraying also ended up smelling as bad as the one targeted.[4] After two weeks, it was concluded that Who, Me? was a failure.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 02/10/2026
Be me. Be in the grocery store. See this woman coming towards me in the aisle. She’s wearing a black T-shirt with large white lettering that says “motion is lotion”. I would love to know what this means
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“These aren’t the mamajamas you’re looking for.” “These aren’t the mamajamas we’re looking for.”
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 30/09/2026
What, you expected an 88 year old novelist and critic to be open-minded about your stead diet of werewolf smut? You thought she might consider it high-brow art like you want her to? C’mon.
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of the funnier AVGN episodes youtu.be/t9nxIUhZCCw?...
youtu.be
Dick Tracy (NES) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)
YouTube video by Cinemassacre
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 26/02/2026
Have I told you the one about the Muscovite who went to buy a toilet in the early 90s?
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You can get killed walking your doggie!
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Conraid (Blank) @conraid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cyndi Lauper by Matthew Rolston, 1986.
Fotografia in bianco e nero a Cyndi Lauper, ritratta a mezzo busto su sfondo nero. L'artista indossa un monumentale e sfarzoso copricapo a forma di aureola o tiara gigante, interamente tempestato di strass e cristalli scintillanti da cui pendono decine di ciondoli a goccia ed elementi circolari luminosi. Cyndi Lauper guarda l'obiettivo con un'espressione intensa e teatrale; ha i capelli biondi acconciati all'insù e un trucco marcato sugli occhi e sulle labbra. Il collo e il busto sono adornati da una cascata di numerose collane di perle e catene metalliche intrecciate, mentre sui polsi spiccano grandi bracciali rigidi e vistosi anelli geometrici sulle dita delle mani, che tiene sollevate vicino al viso.
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So we’re canceling Joyce Carol Oates because she doesn’t like romance novels, huh
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What the heck is this from, I know I’ve seen it and its driving me crazy
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Gareth Maddieson @oldmaddgaz75.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Tori Amos - Sweet The Sting
ALT: Tori Amos - Sweet The Sting
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Morning workout banger music.apple.com/us/album/can...
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Candle Flame (feat. Erick the Architect) by Jungle on Apple Music
Song · 2023 · Duration 2:54
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
youtu.be/8SZlz9WKccE?...
youtu.be
In Memory Of Elizabeth Reed
YouTube video by The Allman Brothers Band - Topic
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
boswain, screenshot, commodore pet/cbm (1980) www.mobygames.com/game/51206/b...
lofi green outline on black graphics: a hooded figure
text to the right:
need i
enlighten
you about the
terms of your
release?
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lydia
Lydia in full battle armor
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 12/05/2024
I think an underrated cause of “stuck culture” is much healthier living. A few decades ago artists who hit it big would wash out because of substance abuse. Now the first thing you do is hire a nutritionist and personal trainer. You stay in the business for decades
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What on earth was I on about?
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
to maintain institutional continuity with Trump, Biden politicized the DOJ for the purpose of ending the Biden presidency and putting Joe Biden in prison
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I once asked a neighbor if he could keep his aggressive pit bull on a leash around my kids and he accused me of anti-pit bull racism
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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you're right. I shouldn't have promised your mortal soul to the dread Yal-Anatha, Lord of the Weeping Lands. I messed up, and that's on me. now would you like to talk about what you can expect as his catamite, or explore alternative sacrifices that may forestall his wrath?
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This actually made me chuckle
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Morning cardio banger music.apple.com/us/album/any...
music.apple.com
Anywhere by Ratboys on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 3:02
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also colleges have been training kids in this stuff for DECADES. My freshman orientation in *1996* included several hours of training about consent and sexual harassment
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think the vibecession, in particular the confusion among economists of “line go up, why everyone so mad?” is summed by something a neighbor said to me a few years ago: “I have more money right now than I’ve ever had in my life and I cant afford a fucking place to live”
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Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BREAKING: Trump is a creditor to hundreds of cities, hospitals, schools, utilities and other public institutions across the country, with his municipal bond portfolio hitting $1 billion, per CNBC
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me and the boys are going to crack open a bottle of Josh
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Will never pass up an opportunity to repost leon’s dramatization of this
leon @leyawn.bsky.social

(drawing of twitter exchange)
Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates •2d
So curious that the richest man in the world doesn't have a favorite shape.
Does he even know any shapes?
shapesthetics @shapesthetics -1h
The triangle is a shape with three sides and three corners, one of the most basic yet beautiful shapes in Euclidean geometry.
Elon Musk @elonmusk •1h
Great shape

Leon is QTing:

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social • 8mo
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s not a fucking BLT Melissa
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Goatse”
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Back in the 90s a buddy of mine was dating a girl who was in the whole indie/DIY/punk scene and you could ruin everyone’s afternoon by saying the words “Green Day” in front of her
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Sick Combos @sickcombos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Something in The Sky #crt #photography #SNK
lush green park trees provide a verdant canopy for the reflection of today's light blue sky on the intermittent buildings that edge their way in the landscape // Waku Waku 7 for Neo Geo AES, photography on CRT television
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Elizabeth Cantwell @eccantwell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here to tell you that the chemistry and tension in this scene still hits for 2026 teenagers, as evidenced by the very vocal reactions of my students today
Dorothy Malone and Humphrey Bogart in the bookstore scene in 1946’s The Big Sleep
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think the vibecession, in particular the confusion among economists of “line go up, why everyone so mad?” is summed by something a neighbor said to me a few years ago: “I have more money right now than I’ve ever had in my life and I cant afford a fucking place to live”
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
North and South Carolina both have coastal towns called Beaufort. One is pronounced “bow-fert” and the other is pronounced “byoo-fert”
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On the left, Charlie Brown reading something that has left him looking dazed. On the right, Snoopy stands with a smug expression.
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Morning workout banger music.apple.com/us/album/the...
music.apple.com
The Royal We by Silversun Pickups on Apple Music
Song · 2009 · Duration 4:47
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why is the fly machine always being monopolized by either an 85 year old man or a group of five teenage boys
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Michael, I have great affection for you and you live a very rich and interesting life, but you live in a bubble. What you're describing is a self-curated bubble. If you haven't heard the song that's been #1 on the charts for 23 weeks, you live in a bubble and you should probably be aware of that.”
Tom Wilkinson holding 20 baguettes in Michael Clayton
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A few weeks ago my wife and I were talking on the phone while she was taking a walk. Can’t remember what we were talking about exactly but she said to me “Sure, why don’t we give it a try?” and this guy walking past her said “Wish you’d give *me* a try, damn girl”
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Lake Superior! Live! @lake-superior.live · 27/09/2026
Current* conditions near Eagle Harbor, MI:
Northern pano view from the Eagle Harbor Light Station on the tip of the Keweenaw Peninsula in Lake Superior. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-09-27 16:18:03 EDT (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: eagleharborcam.com // Current Temp in Eagle Harbor: 57 F | 14 C // Precip: few clouds // Wind: W at 6 mph | 9 kph // Humidity: 73%
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