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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard

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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is the most Utah driver take ever. Demanding situational awareness is an affront to the local Main Character Syndrome and will not be tolerated
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(Un)Dead Carl 🎃 @deadcarl.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 10/10/2026
This article offers half a dozen reasons why people have stopped having friends and family over, but it ignores the fact that the women who planned parties and kept homes tidy enough for unplanned guests are now working for pay full-time (usually more than 9-5). www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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The dreadful decline of hosting at home: ‘I feel shame any time a friend comes over’
It used to be quite normal to pop next door for a coffee or invite friends over for dinner. But not any more. What’s behind this change – and just how damaging is it?
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Dan of the various projects of limited interest @thepuddingblog.blog · 09/10/2026
My only comment is that the Lost Canadian bill is about citizenship, not immigration (we are Canadians) and the Hon. Min. Diab has made a shambles of the implementation of C-3 far beyond cancelling proofs (the most egregious example, but just the tip of the iceberg).
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sometimes a joke is so good it makes you angry.
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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Your favourite SovCit extremist hasn’t learned a damn thing… www.ksl.com/article/5163...
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Ammon Bundy arrested in southern Utah during traffic stop
Conservative activist Ammon Bundy was arrested in southern Utah this week for allegedly driving without a valid license or registration and refusing to obey police commands.
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Executive putting out a lot of statements today (snuff films, Minnesotan pogroms) that they intended to make their continued existence as the Executive rather intolerable for the 2 years remaining we might otherwise tolerate it. I can barely tolerate it for the next month.
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It is going to be a long month to November, a longer winter to January, and a very long road to 2029. Only way out is through, the way through is out.
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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I took the oath of Canadian citizenship from a William Shatner impersonator and I consider it binding
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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Putting the “MURR-CAH” in mercantilism
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Jenna Beacom @jfbeacom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Auto transcription (I was curious, sharing for access. Agree this is fantastic.)
Screenshot of a transcript. It says: “Exactly right, but I want to say a couple things. One thing about cities that I found in this reporting: cities are very unfairly labeled as these problem centers by Donald Trump and others. And one thing is worth remembering: if you look at the population of well, all people in cities, particularly people who come to cities from elsewhere, but particularly homeless and other vulnerable people in cities, look at youth homeless. A pretty large chunk of those people who end up in cities were failed in some other parts of this country. Okay, in the fraction of youth homeless who are LGBTQ, whatever, pretty high. So there are a lot of families in this country who fail the first duty of family, which is to love your kids more than any other thing, and there's a lot of families in this country that look at some verse in some book, and their child's face, and choose theSecond screenshot says: “verse in the book over their child's face, and drive their children out of Nebraska or out of Florida or out of Idaho, and those kids come to San Francisco, and those kids come to New York, and those kids go to Chicago, and we have friends giving dinners with them. You live in L.A. You are surrounded by people who have those kind of stories, and so cities. Every time someone is sleeping on a subway bench in a city, the rest of America can sort of say, "Ah, look at these cities.” But we are holding a lot of your people who you fail to love and take care of.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i do in fact think that cities are better for people. they make us more informed and more interesting, and they produce an overall richer and deeper life. that's my opinion, but i have never seal-clapped for anyone to die in nuclear hellfire about it. maybe because city life made me better than that
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
there is a deep moral and social rot in rural and red state america and people pointing it out are not the cause of it
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
very tired of being told it is the responsibility of urban democratic voters never to risk possibly maybe by chance seeming less than respectful of rural red state life and then watching thousands in nebraska cheer on the president joking about a nuclear strike on me and millions of my neighbors
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Remember, if a Democrat so much as looks the wrong way at rural areas of the country, news media runs to attack Democrats but Republicans can regularly fantasize about destroying the Democratic cities/states and they never blink an eye
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 04/10/2026
Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed.
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Davy Jones’ Locker Room @davyjoneslr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“The ‘Joey’ chants are my favorite thing in the world.” -Joey on the “Joey” chants, which are his favorite thing in the world #SeaKraken
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I assumed this was an older book but I swear to god this was published in the year of our lord 2026
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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Isn't the point of a campaign strategist to make sure that doesn't happen
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st-judas.bsky.social @st-judas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well, if Hillary and Kamala lost to Trump it means that they had terrible campaigns and failed to capture voters. But if Bernie lost to Biden and Hillary by millions of votes, it can only mean that the DNC screwed him.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yes. the big takeaway from the crucifixion of Jesus is that capital punishment is good.
Jack Posobiec

@JackPosobiec
Christ Himself accepted the death penalty
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Kate Glenn @findingtangle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I really don’t know a lot of situations where conservative women are the *intellectual* backbone of any relationship (most especially not when it’s deserved). I just want to check this because “bad women influencing neutral men” is a a bullshit way to explain why white men have shit politics.
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Kate Glenn @findingtangle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s true women are usually more religiously active, therefore more likely to influence in terms of church culture laden morality. There are also a lot of open tactics of manipulation (be the neck that makes the head kind of shit). But the interplay between sexes is more complicated than all that.
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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What I keep thinking about the Christa Pike story is how at every level, it epitomizes how right wing patriarchy deflects responsibility onto the innocent. Pike endured horrific SA as a kid, by multiple garbage men. No justice. It broke her.
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Rev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It is a broken society that is suspicious of the poor and the immigrant possibly exploiting the system to have more than they need all while the rich and powerful are encouraged to exploit and hoard as much as they like. It is a broken Christianity that endorses such a society.
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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hope you don’t mind 🎶 I hope you don’t mind 🎶 … I hope you don’t mind 🎶 I hope you don’t mind 🎶 I hope you don’t mind 🎶 I hope you don’t mind 🎶 I hope you don’t mind 🎶 I hope you don’t mind 🎶 I hope you don’t mind 🎶 I hope you don’t mind 🎶
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LMAO holy shit
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rohan 🇦🇶 @ryderr9.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you can just shut the fuck up instead of having a "shutting the fuck up ceremony"
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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Even if you don’t give a damn what it does to the convicted…consider what it does to the people who had to carry it out. Twice. And watch it fail. Twice.
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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rumour has it some cool people are going to karaoke tonight. I realized I could feel invisible and lonely in the privacy of my house, where the smugly bored audience is felines and the drink tab is prepaid.
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Jurphenstein's Monster @jurph.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Jeremiad has been a literary form for at least 4,000 years and they each claim that this generation's kids are uniquely bad and will lead to the downfall of society. Yet society keeps improving: medicine, civil rights, electricity, modernism, etc. So *every* jeremiad, ever, has been wrong.
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Dinosaur Bob @dinosaurbob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Holy shit this skeet has triggered the same subset of users who don’t want you to bring up that they had a Ron Paul phase before voting for Bernie.
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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looks like he’s finally experiencing the smell he deserves to smell for eternity
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Christine @chermitup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok everyone, pack it up, we can go home. This is the one.
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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It turns out that if you make a Special Sad Birthday Boy or Girl carveout for insane antisocial behavior, you get a surfeit of people making their very special and very sad birthday a form of identity
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s really funny because Burger King have embraced the Dominos mode of advertising where they’re like “our nuggets were nasty ass food for losers, but we’re working on it!”
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Martha, but like, super spooky @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the most important thing men can do, and they must be doing it immediately. People create culture. People can change it. If you can't remember the last time you created some social awkwardness by telling another man to stop with that shit, you probably aren't pulling your weight.
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 24/09/2026
Some people get into political activism not because they want to change their material circumstances for the better, but because they enjoy righteously condemning everyone who is not as morally pure and radical as they are. You cannot work with these people because they will never be satisfied.
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Craig Roblewsky @pointc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah. They could be all emotional, wear too much makeup and just concern themselves with interior decorating. We wouldn't want that.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/09/2026
Q: Barack Obama just said 'if you put women in charge of every government for two years, things would be better.' Do you buy that? TRUMP: It's ridiculous. I love women. I think they're great. But what a ridiculous statement that is.
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Regina Schrambling @gastropoda.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Evildoer in chief here is gonna die of envy:
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Davy Jones’ Locker Room @davyjoneslr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The #SeaKraken and Flames get INTO IT. Fights! Punches! More punches! Even more punches!! Vince Dunn, Bobby McMann, and Josh Mahura join Kaapo Kakko in a very crowded penalty box. Calgary's Andreas Englund, Rory Kerins, and Sam Morton are also boxed. #SeaKraken
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Davy Jones’ Locker Room @davyjoneslr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's a crowded penalty box #SeaKraken
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John Bate @jflb96.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It goes like this, The fourth, the fifth, The minor fall, the major lift
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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Little Mary Kay-Kay-Kay sales boy trying to ruin our sacred national tradition, the mighty fart joke. Drag. Him. 💄💨
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Armchairshrink @armchairshrink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I weep for all the people who weren't 15 when this came out. Transformative.
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