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T. Greg Doucette

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In-House Counsel @ BigTech. Ex-"Computers Guy," then decade litigating 1A in NC+TX. Servant to two cats (and a dog and a wife). Armchair Philanthropist. (@greg_doucette on ExTwitter)

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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 4h
This is the correct take
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 6h
lol jtdc
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 8h
I want Roy Cooper to have coattails that swamp the R gerrymander of the state legislature 🤞🤞🤞
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social
Three-byline alert: “.. shifting greater resources to states they see as more competitive. The party now is spending heavily to defend reliably Republican Texas ..” @apnews.com #GAsen #NCsen apnews.com/article/sena...
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 10h
::taps the sign::
Screenshot of a post from Greg on 22 December 2025. Text reads: "Yeah I think the cake is baked. IMO we'll be at a D+12 electorate come October-November, but will probably be as high as D+18 midyear"
@usapolling.bsky.social@usapolling.bsky.social
Generic Ballot Polling: 🔵 Democrat: 56% 🔴 Republican: 40% Angus Reid / Sept 25, 2026
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 23h
"A county jury found Powell guilty on nine counts of election fraud last week, including lying about her residence, unlawfully registering to vote and fraudulently voting." www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
sfgate.com
MAGA candidate in small Calif. town convicted on 9 counts of election fraud
It turns out this conservative candidate wasn't following election laws herself.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 23h
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Gru and Minions Dance Party
Alt: GIF from one of the Minions movies of Gru having a dance party
@antifamanchin.bsky.social@antifamanchin.bsky.social
Oh my god
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cops are great
@ktvufox2.bsky.social@ktvufox2.bsky.social
A Tennessee sheriff said internal and criminal investigations are underway in the death of a K-9 officer who died after being left in an outdoor kennel with no access to water for 36 hours.
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Tennessee K-9 dies from heatstroke after being left outside without water for 36 hours, sheriff says
A Tennessee sheriff said internal and criminal investigations are underway in the death of a K-9 officer who died after being left in an outdoor kennel with no access to water for 36 hours.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Final result after a full year of using the Shutter Declutter app: 17,428 photos+videos erased 🤯 Plus it provided an opportunity to relive a bunch of old memories (some of which were better than others 🤪)
Screenshot from the Shutter Declutter app, showing 17,428 photos erased and 25.47 GB of data freed up
T. Greg Doucette@gregdoucette.bsky.social
Cleaning out old photos, and forgot there was an era where the Kiwi Farms weebs discovered I had dropped out of colleges years before becoming an attorney, and thought it would be an effective attack 😂 Really need to thread the old #Threadnought posts for posterity
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Kpop Demon Hunters Rumi - Up Up Up Performance
Alt: GIF from the movie K Pop Demon Hunters, showing one of the main characters (Rumi) singing part of the song Golden. The lyrics on the screen read "We're goin' UP UP UP"
Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social
The ten-year yield blasts thru 5.25% @cnbc.com
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well this is a fun read And by "fun" I mean terrifying 🎁🔗: www.nytimes.com/2026/08/18/m...
ryan cooper@ryanlcooper.com
only in America lol
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pretty cool!
@jaz.sh@jaz.sh
Okay so I've built a new Atlas, this time it lets you explore the conversations on Bluesky over the past 7 days graphically. It should update every ~6 hours and help you navigate the information environment that exists on here. I've learned a LOT about what people do here today... atlas.jazco.dev
atlas.jazco.dev
Atlas
A living map of what Bluesky is talking about: the past week's conversations, grouped into topics and regions and rebuilt every six hours.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gonna be new pRoOf Of FrAuD and the Democrats cheated the election already and etc
@shipwreck75.bsky.social@shipwreck75.bsky.social
President Donald Trump will be addressing the nation tomorrow from the Oval Office at 2 pm ET.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kinda depressing that "there are caravans and they're definitely coming for you!" has been a recurring theme of every election cycle since at least 2016
@katelynburns.com@katelynburns.com
Called it again
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guillotines: the Moderate Solution™
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
These people make Marie Antoinette look connected to the people and empathetic by comparison. They laugh at what their own voters are going through as they continue to mock them as they enrich themselves and have a great time.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yikes
Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave@wolven.blacksky.app
So uhhhhhh… Apparently meta's muse "AI" is just straight up doxxing people to strangers on FB marketplace??? This has the potential to hurt so so many people, and I genuinely wonder how long before they roll out a fix for it.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People have been saying this for roughly 10 years now, and it's gotten less likely over time
Snowden St.@snowden.st
there are a non-zero number of Quiet Conservatives that fully expect to be treated the same as they always have. They’re embarrassed by Trump, and will be the first to say “it was so embarrassing” when it’s over, try to claim the mantle of their principles. they’ll rely on their social peers to help
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Literal LOL
@emmreef.bsky.social@emmreef.bsky.social
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This train is never late lmao
Allison Gill@muellershewrote.com
Punxsutawney Jill is sticking her head out a little early this cycle.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Find someone who loves you as much as Chance loves eating cat barf 🤢
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also, eat some scrambled eggs the morning after
@502eire.bsky.social@502eire.bsky.social
I’ve seen several people post about hangovers today and you may think this is going to be a post celebrating sobriety but actually it’s a former drunk telling you that Liquid IV before you go to bed is genuinely helpful and if you’re going to be drinking hard at your big age you should get some
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Art
@citychicken.bsky.social@citychicken.bsky.social
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wait, hear me out...
Meme of the Bat Signal, but instead of flashing a bat on the night sky it flashes the word "Guillotines"
Patrick De Klotz@patdeklotz.bsky.social
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
With Star Wars Outlaws wrapped up, hopping back over to the Switch for Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave
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Fire Emblem Fire Emblem Fortune'S Weave
Alt: GIF from the game Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave, showing one of the main protagonists Cai riding an ostrich-like creature called an Ornius, jumping into the air on ostrich-back and hitting someone with his spear
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lol
Raphael Satter@raphae.li
Scoop: ShinyHunters say they have medical and psychiatric records of FBI staff. @ajvicens.bsky.social and I have gone through and partially authenticated the sample data they’ve circulated. www.reuters.com/world/shinyh...
reuters.com
EXCLUSIVE: ShinyHunters hackers say they stole psychiatric and medical records of FBI staff
FBI personnel data recently stolen by the ShinyHunters hackers includes sensitive psychiatric and medical ​evaluation records, according to the hackers and documents reviewed by Reuters.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If only the Tsar knew!
@shoe.bsky.social@shoe.bsky.social
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trumpism, and being on the ballot with him in 2016 I had a front-row seat to what was coming. Trump had so little support at the GOP convention in March there was no one to speak on his campaign's behalf -- but then ppl lined up like yapping seals for a chance to be moral degenerates alongside him
@nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social@nomnomnomdeplumb.bsky.social
Out of curiosity, what spurred the transition? I've known people who were Republican and paid no attention because they thought things were going ok, since their lives were ok, then they looked into things and flipped pretty quickly, was something similar your scenario?
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cops are great
@thefifthdeclension.bsky.social@thefifthdeclension.bsky.social
@gregdoucette.bsky.social not even crime janitors www.wral.com/news/local/r...
wral.com
A Raleigh woman says police won’t help find her stolen wallet despite knowing its location
Lynn Owens woke up Wednesday morning to drive her kids to school when she realized her car was missing. The thief left the car but got away with her wallet and keys.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Asked the Mrs (who is generally not into political stuff) if she wanted to go to a fundraiser for Roy Cooper featuring Mayor Pete Got the Mrs equivalent of "meh" Sent her a pic of the invite, which notes Pete will be talking with @hcrichardson.bsky.social *Immediately* got "omg yes I love her" 🤪
Screenshot of messages between Greg and the Mrs. 

Greg asks "Do you want to go meet Pete Buttigieg at a Roy Cooper fundraiser on October 17?"

Mrs replies: "Uhhh sure"Screenshot of texts between Greg and the Mrs. 

Greg sent a pic of the Roy Cooper fundraiser invite 

Mrs replies "Heather omg Yes I love her"
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyone want to guess where I ended up on this one? 🤪 taketest.xyz/us-politics
taketest.xyz
Eight Dimensions of American Politics — TakeTest
Political opinion is usually summarised as one line from left to right, and that line is real: Americans' views on guns, welfare, abortion, race, immigration and defense all move together. But...
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
::low whistle::
@cnbc.com@cnbc.com
30-year fixed mortgage rate jumps sharply Thursday to 7.45%
cnb.cx
30-year fixed mortgage rate jumps sharply Thursday to 7.45%
The 30-year fixed rate surged to 7.45%, the highest level since April 2024 as bonds sold off and yields rose.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shadow docket is at it again Time to repeal the Judiciary Act of 1789 and start over
@chrisgeidner.bsky.social@chrisgeidner.bsky.social
BREAKING: SCOTUS allows DHS to use its Systematic Alien Verification for Entitlements (SAVE) database with Social Security info, staying a district court order that had vacated the new policy. Justice Jackson dissents for the three Dem appointees. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It would be hilarious / amazing if AI is what finally got us single-payer
Natanael, Tech janitor@natanael.bsky.social
Idiocy
nytimes.com
Battle of Hospital A.I. vs. Insurer A.I. Is Pushing Medical Costs Higher (Gift Article)
The use of artificial intelligence by hospitals and health insurers is escalating their longstanding feud over paying for medical care.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes please
@robertdownen.bsky.social@robertdownen.bsky.social
Wu on redistricting if Dems get control: "You do the exact same thing that they did to you until they say mercy" and agree to national, bipartisan reform.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol this f*cking guy...
Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social
Netanyahu directly attacks Zohran Mamdani (and his wife) from the UNGA podium, calling him the "antisemitic mayor of New York City," parroting The Free Press's stories about Rama Duwaji, tying Mamdani to Hasan Piker, and claiming the mayor is "buddies" with Hamas.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Adam Keiper@adamkeiper.com
What the actual fuck. Trump apparently used U.S. government money to air this gross propaganda ad on Fox News tonight. This version he posted on Truth Social a couple of weeks ago; when it aired on Fox News tonight it said "Paid for by the U.S. Government" underneath.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Correct, not me Have an old Mastodon account at @greg_doucette@mastodon.sdf.org -- no other Mastodon instance is me, likely a scammer
@orcrist86.bsky.social@orcrist86.bsky.social
Yo @gregdoucette.bsky.social I'm assuming this ain't you as you don't strike me as a mastodon account with no actual profile kinda guy
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The mothership requires us to have corporate cards for corporate expenses rather than using our own OK, fine They then require us to use internally-created software that ranks among the worst possible iterations of expense management (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Few things say "billionaires are so cloistered they are incapable of behaving like normal humans" quite like "I couldn't pump my own gas because I don't know my own ZIP code"
@mford.bsky.social@mford.bsky.social
Ezra Klein asked Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang about AI making kids worse at math and reading. Huang’s reply: “Does it matter?” Then he said he doesn’t know his own address or phone number. “We’re going to lose some fine intellectual dexterity.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/o...
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's the Jefferson Griffin playbook redux Worth noting: after Rs lost most of the Council of State races in 2024 -- but winning the race for State Auditor -- the R-supermajority legislature rushed to pass a bill over a D veto shifting power over election boards to the State Auditor
jag@i-am-j.ag
NCSBE is being sued by voter rights groups after an 11th hour change of rules permitting them to throw away mail-in ballots for trivial defects. www.democracydocket.com/wp-content/u... cc: @chriscooperwcu.bsky.social @peark.es @gregdoucette.bsky.social #ncpol
democracydocket.com
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Powerfully true One of the biggest challenges in both the nonprofit and political spaces, smart people wanting to re-invent something they can control rather than support something that already exists
Dominique Baker@bakerdphd.bsky.social
People typically want to start something new instead of contributing to the maintenance of something that already exists
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Kyoshi: Run Away! (Monty Python)
Alt: GIF from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, of knights running away from the killer rabbit in a cave. Overtop the image is text that reads "Run away! Run away!"
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com
Q: Do you support Trump’s diesel export ban? Are you still voting for Bo French? KEN PAXTON: **flees**
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Goddamn. Roasted.
@solomonrmissouri.com@solomonrmissouri.com
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Jack Nicholson's Creepy Nod
Alt: GIF of actor Jack Nicholson with a mustache and goatee, wearing a black jacket, gray sweater, and white undershirt. He is nodding with a sinister smile on his face.
George Pearkes@peark.es
*NY ACCUSES POLYMARKET OF RUNNING ILLEGAL GAMBLING OPERATION *NY GOV. HOCHUL, AG JAMES ANNOUNCE POLYMARKET SUIT IN STATEMENT
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cops are great
Chicago Tribune@chicagotribune.com
A Naperville police officer used Flock Safety license plate reader technology to track a girlfriend and her ex-fiance, according to documents obtained in a Freedom of Information Act request filed by the Naperville Sun.
chicagotribune.com
Naperville police officer used Flock technology to stalk people, records show
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cops are great
Drew Harwell@drewharwell.com
Five cops in Indianapolis were just criminally charged with abusing Flock to spy on their ex-wives, their wives' ex-partners and women they met on duty. Audit was triggered by us at the @washingtonpost.com, the prosecutor said. From last month: wapo.st/4yfNHng
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
<do_it.gif> www.axios.com/2026/09/22/t...
axios.com
Trump backs ban on diesel exports
Economists say the move could benefit America in the short term but would likely raise prices globally.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You really need to read this whole thing, because there's a *lot* here: unsigned warrants, wrong address, false arrest of the homeowner, creating a fake social media page to harass the woman he arrested, and on and on it goes Cops are great www.wsbtv.com/news/local/d...
wsbtv.com
Deputy on leave after allegations he created Facebook page to harass woman he arrested
Natasha Lopez told Channel 2 Action News she spent months trying to uncover who was behind a series of posts on an anonymous Facebook page that she says repeatedly targeted her.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Needs to go a bit further before breaking the gerrymanders IMO. Cooper repeating Stein-Robinson performance won't get it done But ending the supermajority in the Senate would be at least a half-step in the right direction, along with chipping away further at the House majority
@andrewkjennings.com@andrewkjennings.com
If these numbers are somewhat right (including the party-favorability numbers), query what it means for General Assembly elections. At some point, gerrymanders break. @gregdoucette.bsky.social?
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mentally I'm still in the "got burned by 2024" / "this is too good to be true" camp But IMO a bona fide blue Texas -- Ds winning not just the Senate race, but multiple statewide seats -- would be a psyche-shattering blow to Rs. The prospect of Texas going blue in 2028 would be terrifying for them
@taniel.bsky.social@taniel.bsky.social
Marist now has a Texas poll (after their Iowa poll last night). It has Talarico leading Paxton 50/44. And Hinojosa leading Abbott 49/46. (All among registered voters.) maristpoll.marist.edu/polls/2026-m...
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
300+ Wendy's restaurants file bankruptcy because Trump's tariffs have made beef too expensive www.themirror.com/lifestyle/fo...
themirror.com
Wendy's faces 300 closures across 15 states due to crippling beef prices
One of the largest franchisees operating 314 outposts of Wendy's across the country filed for bankruptcy partially due to record-high beef prices linked to Trump's tariffs and agricultural issues
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