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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

He talks like someone put something through multiple layers of Google Translate when it first came out. it’s all very…

How to goodbye depression: if you constrict anus 100 times everyday — malarkey or effective way?

Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Elder Millennial girls were ahead of the curve with our childhood fashion footwear! (I can still smell the sweat and blood from the blisters…)

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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Four guys play the same song over and over again for an entire summer

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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

This was from a few days ago — Julian is recovering from a little outpatient surgery, but he still brought the spirit

A cross-eyed flame point Siamese yells at the camera from inside his floppy E-collar, which bears a Canadian flag.

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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

When your cat gets a cat food box stuck on his head and it turns out to be a ✨BRILLIANT DISGUISE✨

A black cat has a box stuck on his head. iPhone thinks this means he is a Newfoundland dog

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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

The thing that makes this Problematic is that all three are Siamese mixes

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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

In honour of his memory, here’s a couple more sexy poses he struck:

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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Saw this in a restaurant washroom over the weekend. IYKYK

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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

If you see this, WE IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

A lid on a public toilet wishes you a Merry Christmas

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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity

Jared McCann kisses Jordan Eberle’s helmet after an improbable overtime win against the Red Wings, breaking a long losing streak for the Kraken in late 2023. Every onlooker’s reaction tells its own story of horror, heartache, elation, or lust.

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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Hot take no one asked for: Behind every NLOG PickMe! is a low-quality dude who cheerfully accepts PickMe!Dollars FFS stop pissing down the rope

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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Wait, wait, hold on — I’m told they have completed construction of the ballroom. Repeat: the ballroom is finished! We go live now to— oh. Oh my.

Several different attempts at a low-fidelity, early-Craiyon rendering of Rudy Giuliani in a ballpit.

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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

@shadowbanner.bsky.social can throw false positives, but something tells me that user might not be operating in (pardon the expression) “good faith”

A BlueSky user has been labeled by a moderation service as posting hateful content

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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Pollux, for instance. He only loves me because he doesn’t know Darren is already married, nor that marrying is a thing.

A bespectacled white guy in a striped western shirt stands in front of a bookcase. A seal-point cat rests heavily on the man’s shoulders

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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

This is reminding me of the finest bumper sticker I ever saw:

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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Confession time. My profile pic is not me. It is Julius, a cat with whom I share the one orange brain cell. After 9-10 hours of brain-toil work, I like to touch our foreheads together and say, “K, your turn with the brain cell now.” He always obliges

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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

This pun didn’t originate with me, but I do believe recent events gave it new meaning

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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Last night, I dreamt my husband and I took 2 of our cats, Castor and Pollux, to visit David Wain at some neat little apartment. (David Wain had a cat who kinda looked like Castor; they mostly all got along.) I’m documenting it here because that dream is some of the most fun I’ve had all week

Two husky male cats, a seal point with blue eyes and a sable with green eyes, perch on one of those silly carpeted things. They both look nonplussed.

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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Pollux, a Siamese mix (shown here above his littermate, Castor), has a stereotypical tendency to get wound up and overstimulated and act like a total weirdo. Dar and I call this his “Cornholio mode.” Today, he also quite literally needed TP for his bunghole. (Not pictured here.)

Two male cats perch on a carpeted cat tree. The foreground/lower cat is sable with green eyes and white whiskers. The above/background cat is a seal point with blue eyes.

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Shawinigan Handshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard @erinksaunders.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Free to a good or bad home: this stupid idea I just shared with our chatbot overlords

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