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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 40s

Even in his absence, Shinzo Abe’s secret program to create the technology to get Japanese people to have unprotected sex rolls onward

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Remember Some Guys @remembersomeguys.bsky.social · 53m

Dave Stewart Pitcher Debut: 1978 - Retired: 1995 TEX - TOR - LAD - OAK - PHI

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Dave Stewart at baseball-reference.com

Career stats of Dave Stewart

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 5h

Finally I got the shitbox of my dreams. Unhinged from start to finish.

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 7h

My main comment on data-driven sport strategy discourse is that a lot of fans in particular but also commentators mistake data insights for laws of physics as opposed to cracks in the meta that can be exploited, but only until a meta adapts & renders the exploit obsolete if not actively detrimental

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 9h

finally my love of raw, big brained trash can be rewarded in game format

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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 10h

October issue

The cover of Vizier Monthly with a shapely big-haired woman in a loose blue gown with a trailing yellow scarf, seated in a throne-like chair. Headlines around her read:
"Some of us are hot": Urda the Fair on the Politics of Pleasure
Ladies of Miss Rule: Tyranny knows no gender!
Oh My Goddess! Simple Ways to Make Him Worship You
Poison Rings: Hot or Not?
It's Lit! Arson, Parliament, and You
So You've Been Overthrown: 10 Tricks to Get Back on Top

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Toronto Star @thestar.com · 11h

Canada’s first high-speed rail line could cost as much as $113 billion to build, according to an analysis published by the Parliamentary Budget Officer on Thursday — significantly higher than the federal government’s previous $90-billion estimate.

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Estimated cost of Alto high-speed rail line balloons to $113B, says Parliamentary Budget Officer

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

imagine the supermax prison he made for Aaron Blockgers

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Canucks technically co-on top of the Pacific and specifically making Mike Babcock eat shit yesterday is a hilarious amuse bouche for the full on opening of the season. Video spiritually if not materially related youtu.be/aWGSp9kt6RI?...

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Making Love to the 2011 Vancouver Canucks

YouTube video by Ivan Hrvatska - Topic

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

metapost but there's a useful response to "lots of voters deluded themselves into X" and it isn't "actually they didn't because Dems CHOSE not to sit them down individually and detail what Republicans meant" or "filthy masses are so stupid, unlike me, as my beliefs insulate me from being a dumbass"

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

need a fathead with this on it to put up in my bedroom

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He was a pure manipulator; his brain, if he had ever had one, must have early oozed along into the muscles of his fingers.

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Jim Swift @jimswift.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Some people are coming up with a theory that MO Senator Eric Schmitt's explosion on the launch pad yesterday was the result of AI hallucination. I have a different theory. His parents bought bargain sheets at Ollie's.

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's very funny that the website of eyecontactless shut-ins that romanticizes third spaces and civic participation cannot conceive of a society that wakes up in the morning, takes a piss, and forms three clubs before the coffee's done, because that was 19th century America

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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The thing about the florid apocalypticism you sometimes encounter on this site is that a lot of people are less horrified by literal civilizational collapse than by the notion that our descendents are just going to keep muddling through and in less than a century nobody will remember us.

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

wow the Chinese dog rating account does like 4x or 5x the western equivalent

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

how the fuck is this somehow relevant again

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

we can end this war after the midterms by unleashing Billy Pencils on Iranian assets on social media

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Humans riding anthropomorphizing projective empathy to its natural conclusion has given us modern philosophy and that hasn’t driven anybody insa—*finger to earpiece* hold on, we’re getting a breaking news update

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

One thing that I do notice a lot is that the website has a really all-or-nothing set of instincts around the idea of optimization which for the most part does not do the discourse consensus any good

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Much like the new Star Trek as I understand things, the trade war used to have kind of a plot that was a bit thin, but we have progressed fully to a series of disconnected memes that make no pretense at having a plot

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oh no, the website found a way to combine toxic sports fandom with the eggheadist labor romanticism

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Perhaps correct in this instance tho not for the reasons the speaker is implying (read: shit’s bad & we’re on rails for some worse stuff that we’ll have to resolve in unsatisfying ways!) but also b/c of OP’s point 1… I would take the other side of any bet on Americans to accept any version of this

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yea, foolish mortals, Noah’s flood is not yet subsided; two thirds of the fair world it yet covers.

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Very late on a bit of discourse from last night, but “venting about feelings of depression” simply has to be shouted down online and force people do in real life; because the reason it’s healthy in real life is that people will listen & talk you down, whereas on social media they will agree with you

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The last bit a controversial opinion on bsky of late for some* reason *extremely legible reasons of class-pervasive personal weakness

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George Pearkes @peark.es · 29/09/2026

I see we're in the "socialize the losses" phase of the Chinese property unwind (finally; it's taken half a decade) *CHINA TO SUBSIDIZE INTEREST PAYMENTS FOR FIRST-HOME MORTGAGES

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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Some names from Case Keenum’s recruiting class: Percy Harvin, Myron Rolle, Mitch Mustain, DeMarco Murray, Tim Tebow, Jake Locker, Knowshon Moreno, Ricky Stanzi, Todd Reesing

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iowaBear @iowabear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

<Narrator’s voice>: ‘It was not the end of the season’

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

what a wonderful, stupid, stupid sport

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Soldier Field turf got CW last week so naturally another victim tonigjt

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I thought I saw a lineman twitch first but whatever it doesn’t matter; plenty of guilty parties

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The good news is that my shoulder is not fucked but the bad news is that that shit remains uncomfortable and will likely remain so for a week at least

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

goofiest scramble I’ve seen in ages

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I cannot lie that is extremely funny

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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026

case keenum’a houston was in conference usa. andy dalton’s tcu was in the mountain west.

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The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What a remarkably stupid sequence of events

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