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Jurph: you're soaking in it @jurph.bsky.social · 49m

Welcome new followers who liked my dumb joke! My interests include: - Dogs (greyhounds) - Big batch cooking - Ravens football & NFL analytics - A.I.-related R&D (but not "AI Safety" or Yudstuff) - Cyber operations, policy, & cybercrime - Ballistic & non-ballistic missiles - Terrible puns

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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

keep honking! I’m listening to ZOJIRUSHI RICE COOKER TUNE

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Jurph: you're soaking in it @jurph.bsky.social · 21h

[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re saying, under oath, that you're not conspiring with CNN journalists? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* explain this screenshot of you replying to a Jim Acosta post! [SMITH]: That is CBS sports NFL analyst JP Acosta.

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Kara Chameleon @sasooli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Maybe I would be more keen to open my inbox if I thought of it less as "replying to emails" and more as "directing counter-battery fire".

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Jurph: you're soaking in it @jurph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Case Keenum is on that Dock Ellis stuff

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Jurph: you're soaking in it @jurph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If the Bears can commit a safety or fumble through the end zone, they’ll basically have BINGO for “dumb shit you can do at the goal line”

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Hypnotoad University"

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

THE RAVENS WALK-OFF THE COWBOYS

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Anthony (game script enthusiast) @proant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That’s a good step towards the Ravens exorcising some of those 4th quarter demons. What a throw from Lamar Jackson and kick from Loop

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Taurus: You remember that scene from Alien where the guy thinks he is not feeling well, but then a creature bursts out of his chest and kills everyone? That's the best way I can describe what is happening inside of you right now, only emotionally.

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Jurph: you're soaking in it @jurph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you find yourself writing anything about Rahm Emanuel, or hate-reposting something about him, just stop it. His era is over and it’s obvious that his opinions don’t deserve to be proliferated. Don’t quote him! Don’t give him oxygen!

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Jurph: you're soaking in it @jurph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hey @figgityfigs.bsky.social - don't quote-post. Don't drive traffic or engagement. Her entire grift - which you correctly identify as a grift! - is predicated on NY Magazine knowing that folks like you will get pissed off and call them on this disingenuous nonsense. The advertisers don't care.

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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Beards Bolton, MS

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

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Jurph: you're soaking in it @jurph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

An interesting personality test, for me, is whether a football fan *enjoys* those late-game scenarios where deliberately not-scoring, or letting the opponent score, increases your odds of winning (or even guarantees the win).

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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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Roberto Shenanigans @robertoshenanigans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This was Nick Chubb's greatest run ever. He rips off a 60-yard touchdown run, whoopty-doo. But if he scored, the Texans would've gotten the ball back with a minute left in a 1-score game. So instead of collecting the TD, Chubb ran out of bounds on the 1 yard-line to seal the win.

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Jurph: you're soaking in it @jurph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The paladin in my party just walked in and insisted to the guards that he be permitted to place his resume directly into the hiring manager’s hands

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

BENOIT BLANC: ladies and gentlemen, i would like to request that you all welcome... the weekend

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Dan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

All time great special teams effort from the Brown punt team

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Jurph: you're soaking in it @jurph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Software uses words, but at the end of the day it's really shape rotation, and so the LLMs are very good at it. Conversely, the agents suck at creative pursuits because they are trying to solve wordcel problems using only shape rotation.

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Jurph: you're soaking in it @jurph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

So now not only do the agents have billing data, which they leaked, but they have all the world's evil chasing them?!

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 25/09/2026

Al Michaels wondering why the Atlanta Falcons aren't sure their fourth-quarter lead is big enough yet. Al there's some lore here

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Alex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 09/09/2023

this city is afraid of me. i have seen its true face.

a smiley face scrub daddy sponge in the sink in a puddle of bright red beet juice.

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Jurph: you're soaking in it @jurph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If a receiver makes the line to gain and fumbles backwards out of bounds behind the line to gain… is it a first down or not?

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Jurph: you're soaking in it @jurph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If the ball goes over the Oline and Dline, the arm must have been going forward. I understand why they let em play but man that’s frustrating.

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Jurph: you're soaking in it @jurph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Justice for Juice Squeeze the Commish to a Pulp

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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

In practice though, it really seems like we're moving towards, "AI is a productivity tool that enhances the employee you have, but often doesn't really let you replace them, so much as get more out of them, in some fields. In others, it's mostly useless so far."

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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.

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Jurph: you're soaking in it @jurph.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I've got the KC Chiefs story in the bag

A press clipping about KC Chiefs' superfan "Chiefsaholic" who was a serial bank robber and laundered his proceeds through casinos.

Links to stories:
https://www.justice.gov/usao-wdmo/pr/kc-chiefs-superfan-sentenced-17-years-bank-robberies-money-laundering
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/chiefsaholic-xaviar-babudar-sentenced-32-years-oklahoma-bank-robbery/

A still-frame from the Chargers 2023 schedule release video, featuring Chiefsaholic pulling off his ankle monitor, back when his arrest was only for a credit union in Tulsa and not a series of bank robberies all across the great plains states.

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Rob Beschizza @beschizza.com · 23/09/2026

The time is nearly perfect for a movie about the famously chaotic and dramatic 1976 production of Star Wars, starring Ewan McGregor as Alec Guinness and Hayden Christiansen as David Prowse.

Ewan McGregor looking a lot like Alec Guinness

Hayden CHristiansen looking a lot like Dave Prowse

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Jurph: you're soaking in it @jurph.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

When I was about 12 I was in a science competition, one of the "Not The Nerd Olympics Because Olympics is Trademarked" things, and I was entered in the firing tennis balls accurately event. Sand pits 10'-20' away with a horseshoes-style pin. Scored on proximity: hit the pin, max score.

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Jurph: you're soaking in it @jurph.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Every photo of Gavin Newsom looks like Verhoeven is just off-camera yelling "okay, one more take, and Gavin, rein it in just a little."

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Jurph: you're soaking in it @jurph.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Saw the Cam Skattebo dog food ad Fell on floor, shaking, cackling, tears down my face Searched "Cam Skattebo dog food" Hundreds of hits, all the exact same idea Faith in humanity restored

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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026

"When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air, and my house is full of mutant fucking squash." buff.ly/pykYN6f