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You would not believe how often people seek out clergy for exorcisms. No one told me this in div school or at any point in the ordination process.

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 4h

Chekov's Aspirin Dose??

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 4h

Cabinet secretaries just make their own bespoke fashy logos in Canva now I guess

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 4h

People treat Iowa like it's a real place but it's actually just a pastiche of unflattering Midwestern stereotypes, made up for Meredith Wilson's "The Music Man" in 1957

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 4h

Please do not squirt animals

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 18h

Painstakingly extracting oil from sand deposits is in fact quite hard and energy intensive, as opposed to drilling a hole in Texas and having it shoot into the sky. And then it's full of sulfur anyway!

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 18h

They've been doing it with the book of Revelation for two thousand years

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 19h

Most Americans are completely unaware that there's some guy named Russell who's been given power equal to the entirety of the United States Congress

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 19h

Used to hate going to Lowe's with my dad and Giant Eagle with my mom for this reason and now it's me

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 20h

Sorry to Argentinians, but if Milei wants to invite all of our techlords to expatriate and establish Gulch de Galt del Sur, go right ahead

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 21h

Every time Trump gets onstage for Paxton he talks about how ugly and dumb he is

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Bethany Mannon @drbethany.bsky.social · 23h

A+ messaging on the team Talarico Facebook:

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Micah @rincewind.run · 03/10/2026

that this is over the daylight savings bill of all things is ten times funnier

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

These guys are so high on their own supply they think they can twist the Pope's arm, like he's some House backbencher from San Jose.

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Hugh Brechin @hughrbrechin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You're laughing. Princess Beatrice's friend Alice Naylor-Leyland has been attacked by a rogue owl during a chaotic photoshoot and you're laughing.

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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

there are vanishingly few principles that Donald Trump holds to, but by far the most important one is a universal admiration and fellowship with sex criminals

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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The Most Midwestern White Pastor Alive is not going to bring transgender sharia communism to Dodge City and you are never convincing a normal person he will, even if you can get them to vote against him in the end

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Maine and New Hampshire need to be demoted to trust territories of Massachusetts and Vermont respectively.

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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"white lib mainline Prot megachurch pastor" is an insane pull in general but especially in the specific case where it turns out your opponent made his fortune terrorizing and stealing from the poor and sick

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Big talk from a guy who's going to be the lamest duck that's ever lived in like two months

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just learning that now-resigned NJ Lt. Gov. Dale Caldwell is a United Methodist pastor, but I've got to say preaching a sermon about how "Biblical heroes were also falsely accused, just like me!" SCREAMS guilty

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Caldwell preaches about false accusations days after resignation - New Jersey Globe

Former Lt. Gov. Dale Caldwell returned to the pulpit at Covenant United Methodist Church in Plainfield on Sunday, just two days after resigning from

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's always striking to watch someone discovering that there are sincere religious people who operate under a completely different ethical and philosophical calculus.

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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Cartoon baphomet boyfriend @kokorozek.satan.social · 01/10/2026

Pastors are notorious for being joke thieves. Went to a Methodist church a few weeks ago and half the sermon was identifiably pulled from Dril tweets

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Always fun to look for a new show on Netflix nowadays, where every category of recommendations I scroll through has the same dozen shows on it and I've already watched half of them

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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

For a long time I've wanted a sense of how trump has or hasn't interacted with chatbots (we know he posts a lot of slop sure). And this TIME anecdote about Grok arguably leading Trump into war is just extremely bracing

Since returning to office, Trump has marveled at AI’s capabilities. He is increasingly in thrall to the tech executives courting him. In December 2025, Elon Musk returned to the Oval Office for a clandestine meeting. Trump spent hours asking Grok, Musk’s AI chatbot, questions about his presidency and legacy, according to an official present. At the time, Trump was ordering missile strikes against Venezuelan boats he alleged were smuggling drugs into the U.S. He asked Grok how Venezuelans would react if the U.S. captured Maduro. According to the official present, the chatbot responded that Maduro was a repressive and deeply unpopular dictator and that many Venezuelans would likely celebrate his downfall. After Trump ordered the mission to seize Maduro, the following month, celebrations broke out in the streets. Trump, according to officials, came away thinking Grok was ingenious.

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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don't enjoy sharing a country with such thoughtless dopes either but in some ways this is preferable to them being hardened reactionaries in terms of how we move forward.

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ustadh 🔒 @dragoman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Euthanasia activists be like nooo you can’t ritually execute someone for committing a crime, you can only do that if they’re disabled

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Constantly trying to ride his uncle's coattails is one of Trump's weirdest bits

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

what does the department of state think their job is exactly

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If the state is going to kill someone, they should be honest enough about it to get a human being to pull the trigger or the gallows lever.

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Fine. A mile-long list of additional open and shut felonies to prosecute, and sentences to serve consecutively.

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

among other things, musk is the #1 donor to the Republican Party in 2024 and 2026, now appointed to a board where he can steers contracts to his businesses. Bought and sold. Thieves.

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The new "I did my own research" is "I asked Grok"

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A lot of the complaints I see from Europeans about their encounters with Americans on ✨holiday✨ are either extreme outliers or made up. "Americans snap their fingers to get the staff's attention" We absolutely don't and you'd get punched in the face if you did that in an American restaurant

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Thinking about the RA, when I was in college, who repeatedly entered women's dorm rooms while they were sleeping but was allowed to walk with his class and is a doctor now. Probably unrelated that his parents are wealthy conservative activists.

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is going to make for a perfect contrast versus Adam Hamilton, whose persona is your best friend's super-nice dad who wears an apron when he grills and remembers your birthday

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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Roger Marshall has now spent more than $1,500 in less than 36 hours to promote his Facebook ad arguing that Meischa Zimmerman deserved to be arrested in front of her two-year-old daughter for missing a $50 payment on a judgment debt payment plan and also generally being poor

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

He's wrong, obviously, but it's been a hell of a thing to watch the everyday MAGA faithful fall in line

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Demoting the service academies' faculty to the adjunct precariat is probably a great way to win wars

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

BREAKING: everyone hates the DSA* *everyone hates the groups who aren't the DSA too

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thank goodness the contemporary PA GOP is incapable of nominating anyone who isn't freakishly off-putting

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

extremely normal way to talk about parental leave

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026

Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Strikes me as a pretty big deal that both Pope Leo and the United Methodist Church in Germany have both denounced the AfD as incompatible with the Christian faith.

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Dylan @dyl057.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is Mormon territory for SURE

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Dr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is actually the ideal Agnus Dei. You may not like this, but this is actually what peak performance looks like

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