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@empireofbees.bsky.social
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Love when it says “Forget This Device…” with the ellipsis. The Forlorn Device
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Lich's Fart Crystal Phylactery @slugworlds.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
dont worry i would never abandon you in your hour of need. i always make sure to abandon people at a regular time
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erick (friend of draculas) @ericktheblue.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hailing a crab
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
the 4th of July is an american holiday where white ppl cook and eat food so fucking terrible they strap explosives to themselves and die
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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
we seeing what happen to society since they put stalls around toilets nobody feel any community now
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/12/2023
godzilla net worth godzilla plastic surgery godzilla feet
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
(Guy who wasn’t listening): I hear you
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Zoran: Good morning Rama my wife. Rama: hello Mamdani
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 19/06/2026
i saw a necromancer pass me going 90 in the HOV lane with 3 reanimated homies
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The Bricked Up Homie @prefectbeanis.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Rudy Giuliani hospitalized after a grey alien took a glowing neon green piss in his mouth
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Going back to the gas station I was born at to die
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fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
👍 15 people found your review helpful 👍 2 people found your review funny 👍 3 people are coming to your house to decapitate you with a hacksaw
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/05/2026
MAMMAL BULLYING A REPTILE: Nice body temperature dude. Did the sun pick it out for you
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The stairway to heaven is ableist
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/12/2025
(transferring to Arthur’s school from Arthur) so what the fuck are you guys
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nathan, vengeful spirit of emails @wiseposter.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
keep honking im rehonking my other car is honking my child is a honking student baby on honking
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Walking away from Omelas like
John Lennon doing that stupid walk
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frielf @goblin.fans · 06/03/2026
tbh once i’m a worm i will be too focused my own personal growth & hobbies to care whether you still love me
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
at the airport i always take the first suitcase that comes out of the carousel. i ain't waiting for all that.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Getting upset watching E.T. because he's always wanting to go "home" — never to work
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Math Liker @mathliker.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I had the Grinch over to my house to watch the Super Bowl last night. He actually has insane ball knowledge, he played in high school I think. Really interesting guy. Unfortunately he stole like 6 pounds of deli meat out of my fridge so I don't think I'm going to invite him back.
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
instantly domesticating a beautiful wild stallion by feeding it one of the long cheeseburgers from burger king
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
(last minute attempt to get on the shooter's good side) Nice shot man ,
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
My advice to babies would be to wriggle around a lot and maybe your parents will drop you
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greg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
like this
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r0sie @r0sie.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
memory foam is satanic. furniture should not have the power to reminisce
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Instead of taking change toll booths should kill one of the passengers in the car at random
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/02/2026
ah fuck. accidentally cooked a animorph
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
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"zack" @empireofbees.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
the childrens choir threw rocks at me and spit on me
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"zack" @empireofbees.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
B Ank guy told me to put all my money into email
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"zack" @empireofbees.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Going to bank to send email
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"zack" @empireofbees.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Having sex with my email
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"zack" @empireofbees.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
My fuccking email
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"zack" @empireofbees.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Is your e mail working?
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"zack" @empireofbees.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Im not getting the right emails
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"zack" @empireofbees.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
let them Know my email isnt working
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frielf @goblin.fans · 15/01/2026
all horses have accents
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
"the full text of moby dick will not fit on your body it's like 700 pages long" says the tattoo artist. but she is wrong. I will grow
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 04/01/2026
At least Trump sounds and looks like shit and is dying
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orcus @goblin.news · 01/01/2026
uploading carrots to horse internet
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
crazy how times goes by faster each year and i'm never going to die
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
@UKRaveComments
I WANT TO DANCE! I WANT TO PLAY MY DRUMS! I WANT TO PLUG MY BASS IN, AND LAY A SLAP RIFF OVER THIS!......BUT MY WIFE IS ON THE SOFA WITH A MIGRAINE!................SHE IS MY WORLD!
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/12/2025
Eating a sock
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