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Elyce Phillips

@elycep.bsky.social
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Writer/illustrator/premium ding-dong Writes for #hardquiz and other tv quizzy things She/her, AuDHD, 🏳️‍🌈 Naarm/Melbourne, Australia www.elycephillips.com

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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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Jim Zub @jimzub.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. The only AI I 'use' is shit foisted on me - summaries and slop vomited on my screen as part of internet browsing or injected into programs I work with until I turn those settings off or rip those parts out by the roots.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Matt
@scriptumsent
Nathan Fielder descending through Dante's inferno going "oh ok" to everyone's stories
10:09 AM • 2022-07-30
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My column this week is about how fat people can’t win and I’m fucking sick of it www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Fat people cannot win, regardless of what we do. And I’ve had enough | Rebecca Shaw
Using weight loss drugs like Ozempic is not ‘cheating’ – and why does it matter how a person changes their body anyway?
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
MILFS in YOUR area have gone SILENT. our SCREENS are showing NOTHING. we don't KNOW where they WENT
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Please don’t write in the newspaper 700 years from now that I got absolutely smoked.
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My YA dystopia.
A creature sniffs a person. Text reads: this thing has to sniff me and evaluate my essence.The creature says, "you are assigned to the stinky faction". The person replies, "ahh". Two stinky people, labelled "stinky ones" celebrate.Two stinky people tell their new member, "we're going to destroy da guvamint - wiv our stink".
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 13/07/2026
JKR and her new org apparently helped get the new Amnesty International report on how TERF organizations destroy lives taken down from their site. Well, guess what? The Streisand Effect is real. Here's the entire report in a thread. Read it. Share it.
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Josh Earl @mrjoshearl.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Coach, my brand new comedy show, is on for one night only, August 8 at Comedy Republic. A show about basketball, fathers and sons, the importance of jokes, and why we need to talk about teenage boys. Tickets at joshearl.com.au
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Elyce Phillips @elycep.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The SEASON FINALE of ‘Make It ‘Til You Make It’ is OUT NOW! It’s got @electrolemon.bsky.social and @davidpostoffice.bsky.social banding together against our craft-based hellscape - what a treat!! youtu.be/5p6P7vSxdeU?...
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Boots the Lighthouse Down! | EP 5 | MAKE IT ‘TIL YOU MAKE IT
YouTube video by Humdinger
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Lynda Barry did not squeeze your heart and simultaneously explain the point of all art with the barest of line drawings so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."
HOW TO LOOK AT ART by Lynda Barry

In the first panel, a dog-headed woman, a mother, looks at a painting in the "Madonna with Baby Jesus" vein. A small blobby child is standing next to her.

Mother: IM NOT SURE HOW TO LOOK AT ART.
Child: WHATS SPOSTA HAPPEN?

In the second panel the dog-headed mother holds up her hands (paws?) trying to explain to the child.

Mother: SOMETHING BIG. A REVELATION.
SUDDENLY YOU JUST UNDERSTAND.

In the third panel dog-headed mother goes back to looking at the painting. The child holds up their arms to be lifted.

Mother: NOT SURE HOW TO MAKE IT HAPPEN
Child: HOW BOUT LIFT ME UP SO I CAN SEE BETTER

In the last panel, the dog-headed mother is holding the child, their position mirrored by the Madonna and baby Jesus in the painting.
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is what every game developer sounds like right now.
A chef insisting that his cake made with diarrhea is perfectly fine to consume.
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
A mug of a teapot, in the shape of a man lifting both his legs into the air.
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Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
the trailer for Head Girl is out! it's a tv show set in Wellington inspired by @freyadalysad.bsky.social's book of poems which is so COOL www.instagram.com/reels/DZG8Fv...
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HeadGirltv on Instagram: "#HeadGirl #ComingSoon to @threenewzealand & #ThreeNow #WatchThisSpace | #HeadGirlTV"
262 likes, 26 comments - headgirltv on June 2, 2026: "#HeadGirl #ComingSoon to @threenewzealand & #ThreeNow #WatchThisSpace | #HeadGirlTV".
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Elyce Phillips @elycep.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Make It ‘Til You Make It episode 4 is OUT NOW! Get in on the breakfast rush! youtu.be/pD6Twpw7pJE?...
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Egg your pardon! | EP 4 | MAKE IT ‘TIL YOU MAKE IT
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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Snood
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Josh Taylor @joshtaylor.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Shorter national address
Text messages reading:

What's going on with the war
11:31 AM
Don't worry kitten
11:40 AM
Okay
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Maggie Harrison Dupré @mharrisondupre.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
A new study found that sycophancy is a pervasive function of leading chatbots, which are likely to give users bad/antisocial advice when asked about real-world interpersonal conflicts -- warping users' judgement and promoting dependence. futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com
Paper Finds That Leading AI Chatbots Like ChatGPT and Claude Remain Incredibly Sycophantic, Resulting in Twisted Effects on Users
A study found that sycophancy is pervasive among chatbots, and that bots are more likely than human peers to affirm a person's bad behavior.
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Patrick Marlborough @cormacmccafe.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I wrote about the ABC open.substack.com/pub/yeahnah/...
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The Mismanagement of the ABC is a National Tragedy
a strike to keep the ABC 'ours'
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Brendan Wan (温永铭) @brendanwan.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The Melbourne International Comedy Festival starts today and I won't be doing any shows cause of my postgrad but I will be going out and watching shows so here are some cheap ($15ish) food reccys to eat while you're in the city
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
me: what a beautiful night my date, lesbian dracula: a beautiful night. to drink blood me: i don't agree, lesbian dracula
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social i ate some raisins | | View full thread | LinuxGlen @linuxglen.bsky.social I didn't say Daniel Tiger was feudalist. I said *the Neighborhood of Make-Believe* is clearly aligned with paleofeudalist thought. | Neil Media @neilmedia.bsky.social You're still accountable.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Due to high geopolitical tensions, sports fans are temporarily required to contextualize their posts, for example: ❌ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK ✔️ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK how did he make that basketball go in the hole
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
plumber installed a bad toilet in my house, says it's his comment on the state of the plumbing industry. when you press the button everything falls out a big hole in the front. yeah, he says, like capitalism
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Elyce Phillips @elycep.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
It’s almost time for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, so for the ninth year running, I have made a bingo card for it.
A bingo card titled “MICF BINGO 2026”.
The card is a five by five grid, and each box contains a different item to check off. From top to bottom, left to right, the items are:
- gratuitous musical number to showcase range
- see a cooked late night show
- crepe!
- go to three shows in one night
- fake text exchange as visual prop
- joke about dating an AI
- stand-up has a special lil outfit to perform in
- “so I’m single…”
- too many props?
- see a solo debut
- tech whoopsie
- clown nudity
- see Local Laws
- buy some merch
- joke that’s a thinly-veiled ask for coke
- “the algorithm” mentioned
- comedian clearly farming crowdwork for reels
- beef between comedian and reviewer 
- see some sketch
- full meal from 7-Eleven
- see an act you’ve never seen 
- fee the vibe turn at 3am at the artist bar
- “I’m (insert age here)” as a punchline
- this live podcast is just two comedians turning their friendship into a job
- whoops! Horny for some goofball!
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Elyce Phillips @elycep.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Make It ‘Til You Make It episode THREE is out now! It’s cars this time! Toot toot, etc! youtu.be/--R0VFygaYM?...
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Honk if you’re crafty! | EP 3 | MAKE IT ‘TIL YOU MAKE IT
YouTube video by Humdinger
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 02/03/2026
The classic Dril tweet that reads "drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,"
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Kendra, normal version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
*saying affirmations in the mirror* I am a big horse. I am a beautiful horse with powerful legs. I am fifteen hands tall. No one can catch me because of my powerful horse legs and wild nature. I have all the apples I want
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
i have one more (long) clip that i wanted to wait until after the show dropped to share i cannot fuckin believe they let us do this. #GodDoesReal
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Emily L'Orange 🦆🍊 @emilylorange.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
feels some kind of way to be so full of ideas i know i'll die before most of them come to fruition, meanwhile this guy got 30k to be a vacant hole for the corporate slop machine (something something the confidence of a cis white man etc)
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Jane Howard @janeannehoward.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
It's me in the Guardian on how comedians bully me 😂 www.theguardian.com/culture/2026...
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Comedians pick on me for my loud laugh – but nothing will make me stop | Jane Howard
It’s the part of myself I’m most frequently embarrassed by – but as comedy festival season approaches, I’m prepared for the worst
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internet freds 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Donnie, from Donnie Darko, with a speech bubble.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
a variant of “everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about” is “sometimes a coworker is nodding and listening on the walk to coffee while responding to dm scams”
Where are you from?
2026
What
I mean your location
What is your location?
Yes
Do you have cash app or PayPal or chime
I have all of those
Okay
I forgot another piece of information
Okay
What is your PayPal, chime or cashapp?
I'm pregnant from a dog
What
Don't you understand meAre you playing me here?
Did you send the money yet
I don't because you don't send me correct information to send money there
1 am on Paypal
Okay
What is your PayPal?
paypal.com
0mg
Don't you understand me
it's for the baby
Ok
What is your PayPal name
Paypal
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The world is so much poorer for not having Jon Kudelka in it
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Elyce Phillips @elycep.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Got a new episode of Make It ‘Til You Make It for youse! Come get crafty! youtu.be/jzZeLkFrv1w?...
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Gettin’ Twiggy With It! | EP 2 | MAKE IT ‘TIL YOU MAKE IT
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Elyce Phillips @elycep.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Got a new episode of Make It ‘Til You Make It for youse! Come get crafty! youtu.be/jzZeLkFrv1w?...
youtu.be
Gettin’ Twiggy With It! | EP 2 | MAKE IT ‘TIL YOU MAKE IT
YouTube video by Humdinger
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darcy w smith @darcywsmith.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
dogpile is on sale for $7 USD and it's 96% positive so you legally have to buy it I don't make the rules store.steampowered.com/app/3839300/...
store.steampowered.com
Save 30% on Dogpile on Steam
Dogpile is a roguelike deck builder about merging cute dogs into bigger dogs. Play dogs, get money, customize your dogs with special Traits, refine your deck, PLAY MORE DOGS! DOGS!
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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Lockjaw from One Battle After Another stepping into his Christmas Adventurers office.
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Cartoonists United @cartoonist.coop · 26/01/2026
Hourly Comics Day has MOVED! It's the 20th anniversary and we're taking a stand alongside our Black cartoonist members and friends to demand a change to honor Black History Month- draw your comics on the 8th, not the 1st! hourlycomicsday.com #hourlycomicsday #hourlycomicday #hcd
"IN OBSERVANCE & SOLIDARITY". Two black speech bubbles with white text read "HOURLY COMICS DAY IS NOW ON FEB 8TH. CARTOONISTS HONOR BLACK HISTORY MONTH. FEB 1 - MAR 1". There is an illustration of a black silhouetted hand raised and holding a pen in the top right, and an illustration of a nib pen and an ink well personified on the bottom right. The nib and ink are bumping fists. A URL at the bottom is "hourlycomicsday.com".
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 21/01/2026
Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives. Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
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Brandon O’Brien @therisingtithes.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
"Cholera could stop spreading if people stop drinking from this dirty river," warns man who shat in the river
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Aimee Knight @siraimeeknight.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Talking to David Byrne about moisturiser, buildings with faces, autism poetics and the nature of humour was truly a life highlight! I’m really proud of this weird, funny, earnest interview, out now in The Big Issue. Please buy and read it!
Cover of the magazine The Big Issue. David Byrne wears a salmon pink suit on a sky blue background. His eye line is directed to the left and slightly downward. His arms are splayed at his sides. In a bold, off-white font, the headline reads, “DAVID BYRNE: TALKING HEADS, ASKING QUESTIONS AND MAKING SENSE OF IT ALL”.
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strawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Nine Delights 2026
Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz
Inventing a new lifestyle philosophy called "The Nine
Delights" where each day you try to experience at least three of the nine delights
10:05 PM • Jun 25, 2021 • Twitter Web App
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Brooks Otterl... @i_zzz... • Jun 26, 2021
Replying to @i_zzzzzz
THE NINE DELIGHTS
Walking Around
Fellowship
Deliciousness
Transcendence
Goofing
Amelioration
Coitus
Enthrallment
** WILDCARD *
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aLec robBins @alecrobbins.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
resolutions
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Elyce Phillips @elycep.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Got a lil Christmas treat for youse! Make It ‘Til You Make It episode 1 is OUT NOW! youtu.be/DwlJa8eHmYc?...
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All dolled up! | EP 1 | MAKE IT ‘TIL YOU MAKE IT
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
me waking up with my cpap machine on and when i’m turned into a famous cat
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