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Martin Dunlop

@martindunlop.bsky.social
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He/Him, Don't worry about the blood, it's mine, I was gonna put it somewhere.

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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 12h
Must have been this. I was a toddler and couldn't sleep, so wandered downstairs to find my parents just watching a weird, quiet, haunted dinner going on, with this creeping dread and unnamed agony. As you can see I never forgot and tracked it down in the youtube age
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 2h
Feel like this is a common answer for fellow 40 year olds, Batman 89 absolutely wrecked my shit. Made it to Jack Nicholson electrocuting the guy then my parents turned it off. Later read the novelization and Alicia Hunt, mad and disfigured behind the mask, gave me nightmares all over again.
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Had a full shave on holiday cos it's hot and now my phone doesn't recognize me, I'm gonna die in a ditch
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Chris 𓅨 @bigjuncofan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The homies
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just remembering the graffiti on the Latrobe uni toilets in 2005 imploring people to eat more fibre for cleaner poops so they use less toilet paper
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Centuries of Sound @centuriesofsound.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gets funnier every year youtu.be/MYOCsawk2yc
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Kids in the Hall “you thanked hitler!”
YouTube video by Mark Joseph Davis
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
youtu.be/XdIARGRMrk4?...
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Kids In The Hall - Letter to the Guy I Clotheslined
YouTube video by Eric Cost
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Elizabeth Debicki should have been cast as the raptor in Jurassic Park that pops it's head up when they're crawling through the vents, it's something I can picture her doing
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.
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Ali @muggage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 30/09/2026
sometimes you see a post roasting someone hateful for being ugly and it’s like we cannot come for the fascists for being slightly overweight and balding there wouldn’t be anyone left on bluesky by the end of the week
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In Perth at the moment. It's a lovely place and we're having a good time, but it is like someone built a big Ringwood at the edge of the world.
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Catherine Gogerty @catherinegogerty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My top names from the apple and pear tent at the Autumn show
A pile of 5 apples on a table with a name card saying 'Knobby Russet'Two black plates on a table with pears on, they have name labels behind the saying 'dead boy' and 'dead dog'A pile of pears on a black plate with a sign saying 'butts'
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nintendo Mario. He's a made-up man, but he's so famous. People want to make him jump and to go-kart, and they're willing to pay serious cash to control his body in yet another adventure.
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Where do you think you are, Stanley Tucci's Italy? This is Breaking Bread with Tony Shalhoub, motherfucker!" -what I scream at a guy before I hit him with the claw end of a hammer
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Failing to engage properly with current Australian culture has left me with the idea that g-flip is the person who did bad breakdancing at the olympics
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is why it's better to bring in an Ice Break, it's an opaque material!
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In it by a whisker, but my favourite film of 2010
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deer @boneccrone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me, waking up with a gasp as my dream casts me back to the time I threw the baby penguin off the cliff: N-no. Boyfriend, stirring: Mmnh... Cool, Cool Mountain again babe? Me: What... what manner of foul perversion resides within these bones
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I picked it up, awesome remaster by Nightdives and my prediction was 100 percent true. At its best it's kind of like a Time Crisis you can move around in.
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
It's so over for artists, they've created an AI with secret crimes in its heart, they've created an AI that commits murder in its head every day it lives, they've created an AI with a knowledge of sin but not the courage to act on it, pack it up guys
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Always fascinating to see this kind of thing, the deployment of years of study and accumulated knowledge to say something really dumb.
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(worm in richard scarry's busytown who refuses to get its driver's licence) i don't need my own apple. not when i can just get the bus everywhere
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At the airport for a few hours. Would murder someone for a copy of PC Powerplay or Hyper right now.
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StopSkeletonsFromFighting @stopskeletons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'll never understand why the title screen for Mr Driller goes INCREDIBLY HARD for six seconds and then never again
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At the playground, two seven year old boys running away from imaginary "bad guys" they're calling "slopjobs"
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you will go here in your dreams tonight.
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Getting grumpy seeing ppl complaining that Resident Evil was too short "I just wanted a little more-" shut up! You're the reason horror films keep taking too long to get where they're going!
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
At 35, sonic's inability to get his life into some kind of order is no longer endearing
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dreadful fighting game. Had an incredible afternoon at a friend's house when I was about 13 playing it together for hours.
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Guys Guys Guys Sound of music but the maid from Rebecca is there
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
(secret lives of Mormon Wives voice) the secret lives of (Louis Theroux voice) Plymouth Brethren
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Dibbo @dibbo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
(John Denver voice) 🎶 Country Road Is a store You can buy Shirts and more WEST VIRGINIA is in America Country Road Buy some pants 🎶
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
lemmy: and don't forget the joker me: i won't, lemmy
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
(tuning into The Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives to uncover scandalous behaviour of the latter day Saints) Wife 1: so 60 bowls of porridge for dinner again? Wife 2: yes, then the children can go play on that one swing set we have apiece Wife 3: I love living on tract housing in a desert
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i never want to go into the city anymore, i always want to head out into the country. Sure, you could say I am growing older and seek a gentler pace of life, but NO i say the city is TRASH now, the city is DIRTY and full of people who are not ME
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
hey hat trick comedy, you have six tv shows currently on air, if comedy like an old armstrong and miller sketch isn't being made, i think you know who to blame
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Dibbo @dibbo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🎶 I'm an oil man and I'm here to say I abandoned my child In a major way 🎶
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
After watching a bunch of people in the horror industry gleefully running publicity for Scream 7 this year, the backlash against Ed Sheeran is heartening to see. Nice to see professionals in entertainment with some actual fucking backbone.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me: OK, BRAIN, WE ONLY HAVE AN HOUR TO WORK ON THIS PERSONAL PROJECT.

My brain: Y'KNOW WHO I BET HAS AN INTERESTING WIKIPEDIA PAGE?
BUN E. CARLOS FROM
CHEAP TRICK.
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Capcom's pushing the Dino Crisis/Mega Man Legends button again, and I'm dancing wildly in response
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
just hurled the whole thing into the car, we were still covered in vomit but also now we were wet. he couldn't stop laughing
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Ppallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Post about a trial involving a guy who lied about having sexual intercourse with a chocolate confectionery.
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Me: I just invented a new slang term, “Buster,” for when a guy thinks he’s fly. My Girlies: You mean a scrub? Me: yes. Also known as a buster
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i think the austin scene is ruining comedy, by which i mean big teeth, being british, making us all horny baby
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
im so fkn excited
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i always think of Monster Trucks as being like wrestlers, but not like, successful WWE wrestlers, like sad regional wrestlers you see at their day job, and your kid is like "dad look, it's Bigfoot!" and he gives the kid a crooked smile and a quick flex, then goes back to hauling portable toilets
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Martin Dunlop @martindunlop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sprawl Zero update: incredible soundtrack, looks great, way too fucking hard.
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Dibbo @dibbo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the thing about Men in Black is that there's no special effects on Vincent D'onofrio he can just do all that
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