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Elphaba Trollop

@elphaba.bsky.social
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Crazy perfume lady. Pseudo semi illiterate. Not here to please anyone but myself.

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 2h
I wrote about being chronically single, and about visiting a psychic to find out what's broken about me. she had some interesting things to say! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/the-most-u...
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The Most Unlovable Man in New York City
On being chronically single and my visit to the love psychic
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 19h
Reading about politics
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 19h
Full wipe of Cornell admin.
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
From Mickey Mouse: 90th Anniversary Collection: The Right Mouse for the Job

A security guard holds the door open for Minnie and Mickey, tipping his hat directly to the lady mouse. The other mouse has a dark cloud of death hanging above his head, quite literally.

Security Guard: Mornin', Miss Minnie!

Minnie: Good morning, Silas! Isn't it a WONDERFUL day?!

Mickey: (dragging his feet and arms, looking absolutely done with life) GLOOM!
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 19h
me and the girls are gonna scream into the void until our vocal cords snap, come thru if you're free
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 19h
until chicago pope i don’t think i ever truly understood that the pope is like a guy
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He sexually assaulted my friend back stage at a show they did together. Rot in piss.
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Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 19h
Cyanide and Happiness comic:
Panel 1: Guy with green shirt stands on the side of a bridge, looking ready to jump. He says "Today's the day"

Panel 2: Guy with orange shirt approaches, says "You're really going to end it all on thanksgiving?"

Panel 3: Green shirt says "No, I'm going to teabag the Snoopy balloon at terminal velocity"

Panel 4: Orange shirt has climbed over the railing to join green shirt, the two of them prepared to make ABC morning news history or die trying
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shoving all my work aside to report out what led to this sign
a sign that reads DO NOT OUT NOODLES IN THE WATER FOUNTAIN!!
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ceej @ceej.online · 21h
emulsions… very “enemies-to-lovers”
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026
Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Soviet Union was a union of Soviet Republics.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I bought this Land Before Time cel and it's crazy how much detail is lost with what's available to stream online :(
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We were all worried about the singularity, nobody expected the doublarity
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 29/09/2026
Thinking a lot lately about the men I know who are willfully ignorant about power dynamics and how I don’t *know* they’ve done anything specifically worse than be willfully ignorant about power dynamics but also if I had to guess which of my acquaintances had, I’d guess them first.
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 29/09/2026
The reporting has been corroborated by the Guardian.
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Israel does not have right to close UK consulate in Jerusalem, Foreign Office advised
Former attorney general Dominic Grieve says Israel is not entitled to shut mission in occupied Palestinian territory
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Jucika @jucikacomics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Posture Adjusted To Equally Incorrect Posture
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Travis @someforeignfield.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Al Mawasi before Joe Biden decided to be Israel's Santa Claus (image, Feb 2023) vs after (image, Dec 2024). Most of these tents are refugees from Israel's May '24 Rafah offensive-Biden's "Red Line" which, if crossed, he would totally Do Something (he didn't do anything, Rafah was depopulated)
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Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you can’t quite be the “Yikes WTF my guy” Guy yet then maybe start by seeing who else around you is brave and then heartily seconding each other’s motions. Unsafe Men don’t listen to women. If you don’t want to doom us all to live in a rape house group chat forever, it has to be you.
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Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just cannot stress this enough: If you attempt a joke that doesn’t land, or you say something unintentionally problematic or hurtful, and somebody checks you on it, there are so many ways to walk it back. Take accountability. Apologize. At minimum, stop saying more words to make it worse!
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Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One tangible reward of becoming an Unrepentant Vibe-Killer For Unsafe Men is that your social circle will rapidly contain fewer Unsafe Men.
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Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So here’s where I ask, whose “vibe” is being protected when a fellow dude feels comfortable saying fucked up things around you, unchallenged? Not yours! It feels awful! Not the targets of the horrible words!
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Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The far worse option starts when you try to defend or justify why you did nothing. “Everyone else was laughing along.” “It was just a joke.” “I didn’t want to kill the vibe.” “He didn’t mean anything by it.” “Come on, it’s not that deep.”
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Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When something’s wrong, and you *know* it’s wrong, and you quietly go along with the wrongness anyway, it eats a little piece of your soul. At best, you end up second guessing about what you should have said and beating yourself up for being a coward. At BEST.
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Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Excellent thread! There *are* rewards for being A Good Guy Who Speaks Up even if they are not immediately obvious or publicly bestowed. First, integrity is its own reward. Maybe you didn’t save the world or change hearts & minds. But if you held the line on not making it worse, that’s something.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 29/09/2026
I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a hand-saw.
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 29/09/2026
The ICJ decisively rebuked the Israeli argument that occupation of Gaza ended in 05 by establishing that the control test does not limit itself to the physical presence of troops on every street corner
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Israel’s continued occupation of Palestinian territory ‘unlawful’: UN world court
The UN International Court of Justice (ICJ) on Friday declared that Israel’s continued presence in the Occupied Palestinian Territory “is unlawful”, and that “all States are under an obligation not to...
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really no way to interpret this as anything other than a years long attempt to scare literally all rape victims from ever coming forward
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Google Earth updated the images of Gaza. It's devastating.
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Jules Boykoff @julesboykoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When Ireland attacker Jack Moylan scored, he removed his black armband honoring Gaza. He then kissed the Ireland badge on his shirt, directing the gesture at supporters of Israel, some of whom had heckled Ireland during warm-ups. Ireland then walloped Israel 3–0. www.thenation.com/article/soci...
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Irish Goalkeeper Gavin Bazunu’s Refusal to Play Against Israel Puts Him on the Right Side of History
Bazunu’s decision raises the perennial question: Why is a country that is currently committing a genocide allowed to compete in the first place?
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
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okay you can't keep taking every one of my posts and photoshopping it
onto sephiroth
2:52 PM - Sep 28, 2026

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Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Instagram decided to block my post from getting in front of the right people. Tut tut tut. Oh dear. That doesn’t look great does it?" Pugh wrote www.jezebel.com/florence-pug...
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Harlot🔞 @harlotprincess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the cycle is already starting. they're gonna claim it never happened, they're gonna claim she asked for it, they're gonna claim drug use is consent, they're gonna say she's not a perfect victim and so no victim at all, but we know what happened because it keeps happening.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your mom trying to remember the name of that podcast
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
god wants you to back my kickstarter 💦 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
YOU: (wise) rome wasn’t built in a day ME: (wiser) rome was built in italy
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In the UK, Prince William has launched an anti-suicide campaign with the Premier League, whose every other ad is for gambling. Hey prince: how about you dust off some old dungeons & fill them with every gambling CEO & the celebs who endorse them & watch suicides plummet? EASY PEASY MATE
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
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Dr Katie Twomey @k2mey.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
This is quite cool. My university is the first organisation in the world to force Microsoft to allow us to turn off copilot summaries in Word 365, after a backlash against it from staff (including, very vocally, me). That cannot have been easy for our heroic IT people so hats very much off to them!
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We have to say it plainly: a lot of people—a lot of men—just don’t think that rape is very serious.
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know when public attention can reverse a prosecutorial decision like this you almost get the sense that the decision to shrug it off in the first place was not based on an assessment of the quality of the evidence so much as an assessment of the seriousness of the crime.
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Ben Prunty @benprunty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't love dunking on folks but it's so fucking funny to me that Trump was convicted of 34 felonies 2 years ago, faced no punishment, and went on to win the presidency a second time and journalists are still like, "hmm, I have an inkling that maybe he believes he's above the law for some reason."
Post from NYT reporter Eric Lipton 

"What an odd moment in United States history.

A U.S. president is running an overtly political campaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government.

Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit."
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 27/09/2026
lol www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
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YouTube and Meta Reverse Course, Will Accept ‘Musk’ Trailer Ad
The Google unit says the ad was "temporarily restricted" while Meta calls it "an error." TikTok and X remain silent.
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