Reposted by Elphaba TrollopTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 3hfucking wild conversation. corporations just don't have to be accountable anymore, they are allowed to corporate speak to a standstill and just wait out the clock, and then keep doing whatever the fuck it is they want that'll make them money, and fuck you anyway 47628
Reposted by Elphaba Trollopcatren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 3hjohn oliver says nothing about nz's world-class covid response but the second we make a sheep mascot with fuck-me eyes and baddie lashes OH LOOK WHO IT IS 716914
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopLouis @louisevans.bsky.social · 3hokay i've taken this too seriously on its own terms. when a billionaire says "dictatorship is efficient" what he means is that it's easy to bribe. 416348
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 3hTired: No one ever wrote a song called Fuck The Fire Department Wired: Cops paid someone millions of dollars to write a song called Fuck The Fire Department 636989
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 4hthe tech industry is about to invent books 352117732247
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 3hMy friend Paul Spring played a show at the Paul Spring Retirement Home today and not only did they roll out the red carpet for him, they gave him the red carpet and a blazer 41036
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3hIt’s really funny to say you’re going to use AI so you don’t disappoint the bros but then post all day about how they’re sportsball loving morons who like doing boring things for losers that you actually hate 2368849
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopMicah @rincewind.run · 8hwhen an all time great athlete declines and cannot accept it, it is sometimes sad and it is sometimes funny great news: cristiano ronaldo absolutely falls into the latter category 815711
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 8hSo when Frasier sings that Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs song at the end of Frasier is that about actual food or is he licking hole, I only ask this because at the end he goes “scrambled eggs all over my face!” and I’ve never seen a grown man have an issue with that 2637419
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 8hIt’s so funny to call the Transformers franchise cult movies. Just an offbeat little weird thing people are into, 300 million dollar Michael Bay movies. 4961243
Reposted by Elphaba Trollopdepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 8hyou'd think after doing this for six years i wouldn't still find myself thinking "wow, wikipedia really has an article about EVERYTHING" but here i am 1576770
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 15hBecause of the Nobel Prize, a lot of people will be talking about neutrinos today (including me I’m sure)! I *also* talk a lot about neutrinos in my new book, “How to Build a Universe (Theoretically Speaking),” which is available for preorder now! www.astrokatie.com/book-htbauastrokatie.comHow to Build a Universe — KATIE MACK, ASTROPHYSICISTInformation about "How to Build a Universe (Theoretically Speaking)" by Katie Mack 22867160
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopJane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"my weird thing cannot possibly be bad, as I happen to like it" 1931943
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 8hA fun bit of trivia about today's physics Nobel Prize: Francis Halzen won it for envisioning and leading the IceCube Neutrino Observatory at the South Pole, but apparently he's never actually been there! WFH FTW. (To be fair, it is rather... remote.) 1628038
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 8hBro you should read about laws there’s all sorts of them 341058157
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 7hI was thinking about this when I biked to the office today. It's a stark reminder of how different the safety concerns are for cyclists compared to motorists. If a car hits a dog, it's bad news for the dog, if I hit one on a bike, it's going to really fuck me up. Many things like that on the road. 2453
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 7hBlink One-Eighty-Chewww 109720
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The "Is AI alive" conversation is 100% this, too. If you can be conned by a chatbot, I fear for your general safety. You are the guy at the stripclub who think the dancers really like you. 141123193
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopMicah @rincewind.run · 8hI expect this to happen for a very simple reason: it's easy for a professional team to take a moral stand over a player's behavior when that player sucks and sophie cunningham sucks 2448441
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopMicah @rincewind.run · 11hmay I recommend being terrible with names when it comes to being supportive during a transition zero percent chance my brain remembers anyone’s deadname for more than five minutes once given permission to forget it 1744328
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopMatt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 12hWhen Trump posted a video of the Obamas as apes the NYT claimed "it was unclear if Mr. Trump was aware" that he posted it 401424303
Reposted by Elphaba Trollope.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 11hWill HBO release "MUSK" to streaming in Q1, as planned now thar the Ellisons own it? This will be a critical early test of just how political this acquisition was. 1725050
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026screenshot collection 3317911
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ginger!—what the devil is ginger? Sea-coal? firewood?—lucifer matches?—tinder?—gunpowder?—what the devil is ginger, I say 216636
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Madden: Did you ever see Bone Tomahawk? Al: No Madden: alright, so 822525
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026me, agreeing to some gig months in advance: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! me, when it turns out the passage of time is real and I have to get on a plane: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. 1349015
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopNiko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 03/10/2026i think if you’re having complicated feelings about a man you looked up to being outed as a sexual abuser the thing to do is work through those feelings before/without writing an essay about it. the take economy has cooked your brain. 21422181
Reposted by Elphaba Trollopillumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds 5385482549
Reposted by Elphaba Trollopdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the problem is there is no mass demand for this. you didn't have to sell email. the sole demand is by loathed corporations who are either: (a) trying to fire you; or (b) trying to make a trillion dollars getting you fired. and for (a) they are having a hard time doing it still 1158980
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Then it should be used very specifically for specific jobs, with strict guardrails, and not propping up our entire economy, and being forced into everything. The same way I don’t need to know how to use, say, software for dental offices, or a forklift, most people don’t need AI. 21974133
Reposted by Elphaba Trollopillumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd. 15565241140
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopAnna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I actually get my information from people who understand exactly what it is and why it’s a fucking autocorrect slot machine that does nothing but extract. This is hot garbage. Just because I have ethics and a spine doesn’t mean I don’t also engage critical thinking. Slop boosters don’t. 1649091
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopFr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 239161654212
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yeah, the stuff that is actually AI (though that’s a misnomer as well) isn’t these stupid glorified chatbot plagiarism machines. 710415
Reposted by Elphaba Trollopmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's a good meme to get the flu shot alongside a guy who actually got shot in New York City. Next year Z should get 50 Cent to sit next to him. 624717
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The thing you need to know about Michael Tracey is, and you see this more with the gutter stand-up comedians, the theatrics and big blustering words are all to cover up that they can't do their stated job. They are fakes and they know it. 122323
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopOut of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 02/10/2026 1598
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopCara Ellison @caraellison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026lmao sometimes feels like tech people are in kindergarten tier English class!!!! We are currently paying *crazy money* for these people to realise something humanities grads understand and can wield expertly for less than the price of this bad software 631062
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 17/07/2026Your movement casually talking about “creampies” is a sign that your movement watches too much porno 1859536
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A stark, bewildered feeling, as of death, came over me. 25410
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopHannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 02/10/2026Please stop anthropomorphizing computers. They cannot "run" a program, because they don't have legs 392065287
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopLocal Man @whoabot.wtf · 30/09/2026cmon man, even with that name, you can’t phrase that first sentence like that 65815
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The techno-dystopia I actually fear is a future where most people think truth is whatever Claude, ChatGPT, Gemini, or Grok say, and the very small number of people who control those systems use that to manipulate for their own ends, making our current epistemic crisis seem small in comparison. 29625175
Reposted by Elphaba TrollopJessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 01/10/2026We live in a society that punishes people who are assaulted. We question them, we shame them, we disbelieve them. Many survivors instinctively do that societal work for us. Survivors question themselves, they shame themselves, they don't believe their own version of events. We've trained them! 3514145
Reposted by Elphaba Trollopdave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 25/05/2026(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh 224396921