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Elphaba Trollop

@elphaba.bsky.social
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Crazy perfume lady. Pseudo semi illiterate. Not here to please anyone but myself.

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 3h
fucking wild conversation. corporations just don't have to be accountable anymore, they are allowed to corporate speak to a standstill and just wait out the clock, and then keep doing whatever the fuck it is they want that'll make them money, and fuck you anyway
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 3h
john oliver says nothing about nz's world-class covid response but the second we make a sheep mascot with fuck-me eyes and baddie lashes OH LOOK WHO IT IS
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 3h
okay i've taken this too seriously on its own terms. when a billionaire says "dictatorship is efficient" what he means is that it's easy to bribe.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 3h
Tired: No one ever wrote a song called Fuck The Fire Department Wired: Cops paid someone millions of dollars to write a song called Fuck The Fire Department
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Ryan Stauffer @ryanswx.bsky.social · 10h
Haha, this fucking sucks.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 4h
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 3h
My friend Paul Spring played a show at the Paul Spring Retirement Home today and not only did they roll out the red carpet for him, they gave him the red carpet and a blazer
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3h
It’s really funny to say you’re going to use AI so you don’t disappoint the bros but then post all day about how they’re sportsball loving morons who like doing boring things for losers that you actually hate
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Micah @rincewind.run · 8h
when an all time great athlete declines and cannot accept it, it is sometimes sad and it is sometimes funny great news: cristiano ronaldo absolutely falls into the latter category
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 8h
So when Frasier sings that Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs song at the end of Frasier is that about actual food or is he licking hole, I only ask this because at the end he goes “scrambled eggs all over my face!” and I’ve never seen a grown man have an issue with that
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 8h
It’s so funny to call the Transformers franchise cult movies. Just an offbeat little weird thing people are into, 300 million dollar Michael Bay movies.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 8h
you'd think after doing this for six years i wouldn't still find myself thinking "wow, wikipedia really has an article about EVERYTHING" but here i am
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 15h
Because of the Nobel Prize, a lot of people will be talking about neutrinos today (including me I’m sure)! I *also* talk a lot about neutrinos in my new book, “How to Build a Universe (Theoretically Speaking),” which is available for preorder now! www.astrokatie.com/book-htbau
astrokatie.com
How to Build a Universe — KATIE MACK, ASTROPHYSICIST
Information about "How to Build a Universe (Theoretically Speaking)" by Katie Mack
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"my weird thing cannot possibly be bad, as I happen to like it"
Lorenz told Wired this year that “I think caring about screen time is stupid. It's a waste of mental energy.” In the same interview she admitted to screen time of around 17 hours a day. Across platforms like X and Instagram, she regularly celebrates heavy social media use and castigates those who warn about addiction or the risks to young users. Lorenz’s repeated assertion is that content cannot create addicts:
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 8h
A fun bit of trivia about today's physics Nobel Prize: Francis Halzen won it for envisioning and leading the IceCube Neutrino Observatory at the South Pole, but apparently he's never actually been there! WFH FTW. (To be fair, it is rather... remote.)
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 8h
Bro you should read about laws there’s all sorts of them
He also allegedly told law enforcement during the drive, "I will get you paid if you let me go,"
the arrest report said.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 7h
I was thinking about this when I biked to the office today. It's a stark reminder of how different the safety concerns are for cyclists compared to motorists. If a car hits a dog, it's bad news for the dog, if I hit one on a bike, it's going to really fuck me up. Many things like that on the road.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 7h
Blink One-Eighty-Chewww
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The "Is AI alive" conversation is 100% this, too. If you can be conned by a chatbot, I fear for your general safety. You are the guy at the stripclub who think the dancers really like you.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 8h
I expect this to happen for a very simple reason: it's easy for a professional team to take a moral stand over a player's behavior when that player sucks and sophie cunningham sucks
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Micah @rincewind.run · 11h
may I recommend being terrible with names when it comes to being supportive during a transition zero percent chance my brain remembers anyone’s deadname for more than five minutes once given permission to forget it
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 11h
2026 is so fucking weird man
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 12h
When Trump posted a video of the Obamas as apes the NYT claimed "it was unclear if Mr. Trump was aware" that he posted it
NYT: "It was unclear if Mr. Trump was aware that the clip had been included in the video before he shared it."
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12h
We did it
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 11h
Will HBO release "MUSK" to streaming in Q1, as planned now thar the Ellisons own it? This will be a critical early test of just how political this acquisition was.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
screenshot collection
@comfortcafex

starts with S and we all love it?
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ginger!—what the devil is ginger? Sea-coal? firewood?—lucifer matches?—tinder?—gunpowder?—what the devil is ginger, I say
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Madden: Did you ever see Bone Tomahawk? Al: No Madden: alright, so
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
me, agreeing to some gig months in advance: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! me, when it turns out the passage of time is real and I have to get on a plane: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 03/10/2026
i think if you’re having complicated feelings about a man you looked up to being outed as a sexual abuser the thing to do is work through those feelings before/without writing an essay about it. the take economy has cooked your brain.
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the problem is there is no mass demand for this. you didn't have to sell email. the sole demand is by loathed corporations who are either: (a) trying to fire you; or (b) trying to make a trillion dollars getting you fired. and for (a) they are having a hard time doing it still
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Then it should be used very specifically for specific jobs, with strict guardrails, and not propping up our entire economy, and being forced into everything. The same way I don’t need to know how to use, say, software for dental offices, or a forklift, most people don’t need AI.
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd.
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I actually get my information from people who understand exactly what it is and why it’s a fucking autocorrect slot machine that does nothing but extract. This is hot garbage. Just because I have ethics and a spine doesn’t mean I don’t also engage critical thinking. Slop boosters don’t.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, the stuff that is actually AI (though that’s a misnomer as well) isn’t these stupid glorified chatbot plagiarism machines.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's a good meme to get the flu shot alongside a guy who actually got shot in New York City. Next year Z should get 50 Cent to sit next to him.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The thing you need to know about Michael Tracey is, and you see this more with the gutter stand-up comedians, the theatrics and big blustering words are all to cover up that they can't do their stated job. They are fakes and they know it.
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
From Mickey Mouse Adventures Vol. 4: Incredible Menace of Cyberman

A shot of a large mansion at night with a huge, crescent moon in the sky.

Someone Inside the Mansion: NO! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! YOU DON'T EXIST!
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Cara Ellison @caraellison.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lmao sometimes feels like tech people are in kindergarten tier English class!!!! We are currently paying *crazy money* for these people to realise something humanities grads understand and can wield expertly for less than the price of this bad software
resonated with me. As someone still experimenting and learning with Al filmmaking, I'm finding that generating something visually impressive is becoming easier, but creating something that actually makes people feel something is the real challenge.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 17/07/2026
Your movement casually talking about “creampies” is a sign that your movement watches too much porno
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A stark, bewildered feeling, as of death, came over me.
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 02/10/2026
Please stop anthropomorphizing computers. They cannot "run" a program, because they don't have legs
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Local Man @whoabot.wtf · 30/09/2026
cmon man, even with that name, you can’t phrase that first sentence like that
Wisconsin historical site plaque for Richard Ira Bong, better known as Major Dick Bong. The first sentence of the plaque uses the phrase “grew to manhood”
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The techno-dystopia I actually fear is a future where most people think truth is whatever Claude, ChatGPT, Gemini, or Grok say, and the very small number of people who control those systems use that to manipulate for their own ends, making our current epistemic crisis seem small in comparison.
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 01/10/2026
We live in a society that punishes people who are assaulted. We question them, we shame them, we disbelieve them. Many survivors instinctively do that societal work for us. Survivors question themselves, they shame themselves, they don't believe their own version of events. We've trained them!
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh
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