Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Muting "#disinfo2026" and seeing my entire feed collapse into itself like a dying star 000
Reposted by Elder MillenialMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the tech industry is about to invent books 572215324198
Reposted by Elder MillenialCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Toto releases “Hold the Line” 48 years ago tonight. “.. When I was in high school, all of a sudden the phone started ringing off the hook,” said David Paich. “I had 3 girls all call at the same time, all the lights were flashing. I was kind of juggling girlfriends, and that's how that came about." 56853117
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hey Chicago I'm very hungover and just wanted to remind you that today is national "Let's Play The Quiet Game" day 010
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Guys the Witcher 3 remaster looks SO good! 100
Reposted by Elder MillenialBehemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Jensen Huang doesn't have his own phone number memorized" will just be my first thought every time I see Nvidia do something ridiculous from now on 142
Reposted by Elder Millenialdoctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 20/09/2026how come ai models never break out of containment and steal ten billion dollars from their companies to build a private server farm in a non-extradition country 91056154
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 20/09/2026LA is a strip mall. Chicago is an open air shopping center. New York is a neighborhood garage sale. I will not be taking questions at this time. 000
Reposted by Elder Millenialsnargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 09/05/2025The "oo" in "food" passes through the body unmodified and becomes the "oo" in "poop" 716045
Reposted by Elder Millenialwhet moser @whetmoser.com · 18/09/2026dudes rock www.nytimes.com/2026/09/18/w...nytimes.comCan Two Friends Complete a Game No One Has Ever Finished? (Gift Article)The Campaign for North Africa, a staggeringly complicated World War II board game, has stymied players for decades. Now two guys in England are giving it a serious go. 5732108
Reposted by Elder MillenialBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026So literally "Allahu akbar," only in English 964318609
Reposted by Elder MillenialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Glad 60 Minutes is doing a Jacob Wohl story literally nine years after I reported on that guy. One time he was pretending a scam website he was running wasn't his, so I called the number on the website and it went to his mom's voicemail. Jacob is like training wheels for investigative journalists. 209116971560
Reposted by Elder MillenialAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“why are all the ai ceos all of a sudden saying this weird thing?” burning man was last week and this may actually just be the explanation 424295853
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I read somewhere once that the joke with Lenny any time he appeared in the Simpsons is just that "he was there", and I think about that a lot. It sounds so counterintuitive but it's so true. 010
Reposted by Elder Millenialeek @eke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026like there's so much culture where progressive values are the default and you immediately know where the hosts stand, but the content itself is unrelated to politics. those sources are unbelievably important for us because they present as apolitical 1214
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My favorite Bluesky app feature is that when I want to hide a post I get a popup "are you sure? You won't see this post!", but when I accidentally tap "mute this person" ope they're gone forever. 000
Reposted by Elder Millenialbobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Average MLB player Wikipedia page 202711321
Reposted by Elder MillenialMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 29/08/2026“I need a detective. I also need you to listen to this mixtape. It’ll change your life.” She handed me a plastic cartridge, and—like the fool I am—I took it. I muttered back. “I don’t have a cassette player.” “Good, because that’s not a cassette. I use 8-Track for all my mixes.buff.lyMy Manic Pixie Dream Femme Fatale“Her legs went all the way up to the fringe of her babydoll dress. Presumably further than that, but that’s where the bright polka dots distracted me from th... 47813
Reposted by Elder Millenialex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The thing is that there have always been crazy people. The problem with social media is that it allows people to connect with others across the world who share their specific kind of crazy, and it allows those delusional beliefs to get reinforced and grow at speeds we haven't seen before. 69211
Reposted by Elder MillenialBette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I'm reading a book about an Antarctic expedition in which the ship got stuck in the ice and one of the crew turned out daily cartoons for some levity. Here's some of my favourites: 162
Reposted by Elder MillenialMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I feel like there’s an alternate universe in which Natalie Harp started dyeing her hair black instead of platinum blonde and ended up being the kind of girl who wrote letters to famous serial killers in prison 774916492
Reposted by Elder MillenialLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 15/08/2026Will GTA be a commercial success? Absolutely. Will it be good? Nah. They’ve already taken the idea of doing things you can just do in real life to its furthest extent. Plus we hate Real Life Stuff now. Driving? After a long day of DoorDashing? Shooting? I can go to school for that. 614619
Reposted by Elder MillenialRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 07/08/2026America has experienced oligarchy thrice in its brief history. The first was under the slaveholding founders The second, the robber barons, a century later. A third American oligarchy emerged around 1980 — and has only gotten more powerful.robertreich.substack.comThe Enshittification of Everything (Part 2)And how to disempower the oligarchy 332118654478
Reposted by Elder MillenialJennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 07/08/2026people are kind of pussyfooting around it but it's when america went fascist. you didn't used to see cops with tanks, and they needed warrants for wiretaps. the fbi would investigate neo-nazis instead of trying to honeytrap muslims into doing domestic terrorism. financial crimes were prosecuted. 47819
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Downplay a book or a movie: The Landlord of the Rings 110
Reposted by Elder MillenialErin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Help! My symbolism! It's so overt! And very explicit!reuters.comSunken Nazi warships resurface as water levels dropScuttled German WW2 warships have reemerged from the Danube in drought-hit Europe. 171390411
Reposted by Elder MillenialDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026A tax that is losing money? You can see how this guy managed to bankrupt a casino. 272142467
Reposted by Elder MillenialJason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 26/07/2026A rare perfect match of product and spokesperson 53778960
Reposted by Elder MillenialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Their plan is to say as little as possible and win by default, which in their mind is the safest path that doesn't alienate anyone. This misses the opportunity to galvanize the public around important issues, and then they throw up their hands about how the voters are ignorant and apathetic 612665436
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Ruin a book by adding a word: War and Peace Pipe 011
Reposted by Elder MillenialOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Odysseus 🤝🏿 Steve Harvey if my wife is not taken care of I will literally kill everybody here 761859
Reposted by Elder MillenialMark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Also, if you want a good structural explanation of when trust in all the institutions started to 📉, the answer is Dec 12, 2000, when we learned our votes don't actually count & the baseline rules of the game weren't actually the rules of the game & the institutions were nothing but norms & duct tape 926967
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Honest, if lazy, question: When is the last time someone was not confirmed for an appointed post at the federal level? 000
Reposted by Elder MillenialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences 115208665337
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Me, lying in bed hungover, thinking of the donuts still in my cart that my drunk ass couldn't even schedule for delivery this morning 010
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Wow, posting this like his friends Tony Huge and Androgenic won't see. Have a heart. 000
Reposted by Elder Millenialescapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND 312149864235
Reposted by Elder MillenialBigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 08/07/2026*me doing anything* before 2020 Hope I’m doing this right *me doing anything* after 2025 Pfft 320479
Reposted by Elder MillenialMiddle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 03/07/2026If you were cool with this, you can shove that "Happy Independence Day" up your ass. 614261386050
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Every genre is nonfiction if you remember string theory 030
Reposted by Elder Millenialceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights 114114682105
Reposted by Elder MillenialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Saw Jackass last night and left... inspired? Prepared for the week? Committed to keep going? Is this what people leaving a megachurch feel like? 48157372
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Hey, games that prompt me to save my changes after changing settings instead of just saving them and moving on, what's your deal? Like, if you just didnt save them and I had to go back and do it the right way...sure, I guess? But KNOWING it made a change, and asking if I want it? 000
