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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃

@harkov311.bsky.social
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At the intersection of industrial music, battleship porn, political takes, gaming, horror, and history. Hard sedan/coupe traditionalist. Mentions The Substance a lot. Virginia Establishment Shitlib. E-waste connoisseur. He/Him 🌋🇺🇦🇹🇼

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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 22h
Trite answer, but I gotta be honest:
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You know that episode where everyone has a memory recording device? The main guy's insecurities are the reason everything goes sideways; he obsessively replays his interview in his head looking for a reason to be pessimistic, he obsessively searches his memory for evidence his wife is cheating
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What if I'd told you in January 2025 that by October 2026 Republicans were behind in Texas and worried about South Carolina and Kansas
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It kind of amazes me that Ramaswamy was able to get investors to give him money for an alzheimers treatment that had already failed clinical trials, since he doesn't come off as especially charismatic to me at all, certainly not enough to suggest he had a secret plan to make the drug work
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Morpheus: He's Beginning to Believe
ALT: Morpheus: He's Beginning to Believe
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 01/10/2026
i also just have to say that pointing at a falling down barn while bragging about how fewer people are coming to america is about the perfect encapsulation of how MAGA believes in making america smaller and weaker
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well that's pretty gross. This is the sort if thing that wouldn't have happened in the first term, because normal Republicans would have refused to do it. Ditto all the ballroom/Kennedy Center shit
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Honestly? Would watch
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/10/2026
"they really believe it"/"they will try to do it"/"the promises are real" are things that most americans refuse to believe about politicians but if you take them seriously will help you predict political behavior more often than not
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"The doctor's plot was probably real" at 3:28 AM is the tankie squirrel account briefly summarized
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's give-till-it-hurts day. Maybe I'll add more later
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm sorry, at this point the press knows Trump never rules anything out when asked. It's one of his tics. They know that at this point. It's bait
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ricketts joins Paxton and Marshall as another Republican who doesn't know how to campaign anymore
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mike mster mash @mmcgrath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
criterion channel doesn’t have an algorithmic feed and it’s hands down the best organized of any streamer. this is a subtweet of the people out there who can’t find anything to read/listen to/watch anymore without running it by claude.
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As someone who watches a lot of air crash forensic content, I feel very seen
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Might be the earliest I ever voted
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The thing about the florid apocalypticism you sometimes encounter on this site is that a lot of people are less horrified by literal civilizational collapse than by the notion that our descendents are just going to keep muddling through and in less than a century nobody will remember us.
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How did "Helen Keller Wasn't Real" become such a big zoomer conspiracy theory?
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes I think about how much being slightly too old for Harry Potter and Pokémon locked me out of in a cultural references and Discourse (tm) sense
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We really did get sports in the divorce
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Brittany @sameoldstory.co · 29/09/2026
this feeling is just depression
Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this 1/3
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Better Things Are Possible @internet... • 8h
It's good that we invented things like
"government" and "the economy" but we can't meaningfully participate in them if the people in charge are constantly rubbing in our faces that these things are fake, and in fact you are a naive doofus if you think otherwise. That's a society on life support

Better Things Are Possible @internet... • 8h
It's kind of maddening to see almost no one with power and a major platform publicly wrestling with this. We're gonna have to talk about something other than gas and grocery prices at some point 3/3
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Between this and Roger Marshall's "well actually you'll find I sued that patient for $3000, not $50," red state Republicans have truly forgotten how to run in competitive elections
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thought this one was retired, but I'll use it one last time
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Commanders lose to the teams we need to beat, and win a non-conference game against the Super Bowl winner. Typical Commanders
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I haven't heard that song because it's not on one of my 100 or so owned albums, nor is it on my Spotify playlist of "stuff from the 90s/80s/70s that I don't have on an album," which is more or less the sum total of all the music I listen to, with a few odd exceptions
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Of course it's at the stupid bitcoin bar that once referred to the local spice mixture on their menu as "Ol' bae" (I note their menu no longer includes this gratuitous insult to Maryland, and in fact seems to have been purged of all previous Musk/RFK Jr references, of which there were once many)
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The thing ppl who are worried about November should ask themselves is what are Trump and Republicans going to do over the next five weeks to stop the bleed, let alone turn these numbers around?
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Slip Russell Hoban's "Riddley Walker" into their library and watch the chaos ensue
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Slithery-Dee He came out of the sea He ate all the others But he didn't eat me
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
With Trump getting unpopular its unfortunate we haven’t gotten anti-Bush level bangers
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seriously what the fuck? This is on Jackson's campaign website as of literally 30 seconds ago
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Remember how a year before the dotcom bubble every other ad was for Unisys?
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Sarama Burwani @ hey there's a spider on your back @saramaburwani.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I be like "I know a place" and it's the Archvile Carousel from Sunlust MAP29
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nemesis on game night
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I only very vaguely remember this person being brought up before (by Bari Weiss' rag) and basically the story was "woman realizes she was a social conservative." Like...that's it. That's the big reveal
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alright, for no particular reason, the few things I've seen from the list by best to worst as a thread:
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This has the same plausibility issues that the "AI fires nukes" idea has. Once again, it is not explained how the AI will get into these places, and how it will do the releasing from facilities that are very much designed to need human permission to operate
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I went by "games I keep telling everyone to play"
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rat intercourse
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Jensen Huang doesn't have his own phone number memorized" will just be my first thought every time I see Nvidia do something ridiculous from now on
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If this is what their corporate culture is like, suddenly the DLSS 4.5 ads where they yassified classic horror game characters and apparently thought it would be applauded is easier to understand
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well this goes a long way toward explaining both weird right-wingers saying "nobody's having kids now!" and me responding "WTF are you talking about?"
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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The only Joint Warfighting Evaluation I recognize
Cover of the wargame Campaign for North Africa .
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm sure it'll turn things around, just like Carter increasing defense spending, boycotting the Moscow 1980 Olympics, and putting Paul Volcker in the Fed totally changed the public view in the last year leading up to the election
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Does he not understand that setting the fantasy football lineups is the whole point? That's what's supposed to be the fun part. You're supposed to WANT to do that
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A Gateway 2000 4DX2. Basically this exact one, but minus the CD drive (we didn't get one of those until later)
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The thing about Pete Hegseth is that, in addition to being a a huge bigot, he's also really, really stupid.
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As a man myself, I have to say it's a huge red flag when a guy spends all day ruminating about being a man or looking like a man or excessively identifying with being a man to the exclusion of other interests and hobbies
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Behemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You know someone has cooked their brains on the internet when they seem to unironically think "Guy on Democratic ballot line in Maine is a normal Democrat" is some earth-shattering story
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