Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 5hHonestly preferable to my cat jumping on my head this morning with cat litter stuck to his feet 100
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This is in Chicago?! I didn't know we had that problem anywhere here. Just the usual nice red rings around drains for me 💁 110
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Muting "#disinfo2026" and seeing my entire feed collapse into itself like a dying star 000
Reposted by Elder MillenialMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the tech industry is about to invent books 573215754206
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ok this Witcher recasting has got to stop. 010
Reposted by Elder MillenialCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Toto releases “Hold the Line” 48 years ago tonight. “.. When I was in high school, all of a sudden the phone started ringing off the hook,” said David Paich. “I had 3 girls all call at the same time, all the lights were flashing. I was kind of juggling girlfriends, and that's how that came about." 56853117
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hey Chicago I'm very hungover and just wanted to remind you that today is national "Let's Play The Quiet Game" day 010
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My dream meeting: "ok, good luck out there" *leaves meeting 010
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm just stuck on that cursed pronunciation of "aren't" 001
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Probably skipping this year, but last year was a hit: draw a grid on a long sleeve white shirt, bring some sharpies to the party and have people fill you in- easy Crossword costume 000
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Otherwise it's just motormouth; who here is a Leo? Any Wingspan players? Hey, you see the new Resident Evil? I heard it's like *being in* the games! 000
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We all used it for exactly what you think young adults would use it for. I am surprised and confused as to how it stuck around, and somehow expanded? 110
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Guys the Witcher 3 remaster looks SO good! 100
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Libra: that coconut has neither cocoa nor nuts in it. Discuss. 000
Reposted by Elder MillenialBehemoth & Leviathan, LP 🎃 @harkov311.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Jensen Huang doesn't have his own phone number memorized" will just be my first thought every time I see Nvidia do something ridiculous from now on 142
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 21/09/2026When you say "salad" for the arugula and shallot, is that dressed with anything not listed here? Definitely going to copy this, looks delicious. 010
Reposted by Elder Millenialdoctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 20/09/2026how come ai models never break out of containment and steal ten billion dollars from their companies to build a private server farm in a non-extradition country 91056154
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 20/09/2026LA is a strip mall. Chicago is an open air shopping center. New York is a neighborhood garage sale. I will not be taking questions at this time. 000
Reposted by Elder Millenialsnargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 09/05/2025The "oo" in "food" passes through the body unmodified and becomes the "oo" in "poop" 716045
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Is it just me or does that guy's dick look like another guy 010
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Another niche group given way too much power and networking ability by social media See also: - hippie crystal-medicine aunts - conspiracy theorists - anti-intellectual populists 010
Reposted by Elder Millenialwhet moser @whetmoser.com · 18/09/2026dudes rock www.nytimes.com/2026/09/18/w...nytimes.comCan Two Friends Complete a Game No One Has Ever Finished? (Gift Article)The Campaign for North Africa, a staggeringly complicated World War II board game, has stymied players for decades. Now two guys in England are giving it a serious go. 5732108
Reposted by Elder MillenialBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026So literally "Allahu akbar," only in English 964318609
Reposted by Elder MillenialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Glad 60 Minutes is doing a Jacob Wohl story literally nine years after I reported on that guy. One time he was pretending a scam website he was running wasn't his, so I called the number on the website and it went to his mom's voicemail. Jacob is like training wheels for investigative journalists. 209116971560
Reposted by Elder MillenialAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“why are all the ai ceos all of a sudden saying this weird thing?” burning man was last week and this may actually just be the explanation 424295853
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I read somewhere once that the joke with Lenny any time he appeared in the Simpsons is just that "he was there", and I think about that a lot. It sounds so counterintuitive but it's so true. 010
Reposted by Elder Millenialeek @eke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026like there's so much culture where progressive values are the default and you immediately know where the hosts stand, but the content itself is unrelated to politics. those sources are unbelievably important for us because they present as apolitical 1214
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Is there a R&M episode commonly seen as a turning point for Rick's character? Off top of my head I'd guess the pickle Rick one? 100
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 02/09/2026That Fonz one is obviously the coolest, but I love the construction-worker style form factor of the Snoopy one. 020
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My favorite Bluesky app feature is that when I want to hide a post I get a popup "are you sure? You won't see this post!", but when I accidentally tap "mute this person" ope they're gone forever. 000
Reposted by Elder Millenialbobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Average MLB player Wikipedia page 202711321
Reposted by Elder MillenialMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 29/08/2026“I need a detective. I also need you to listen to this mixtape. It’ll change your life.” She handed me a plastic cartridge, and—like the fool I am—I took it. I muttered back. “I don’t have a cassette player.” “Good, because that’s not a cassette. I use 8-Track for all my mixes.buff.lyMy Manic Pixie Dream Femme Fatale“Her legs went all the way up to the fringe of her babydoll dress. Presumably further than that, but that’s where the bright polka dots distracted me from th... 47813
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Please remember the third group of AI users: us lowly normies with email jobs that use it to shave time off of tedious tasks or simply reformat data and documents 000
Reposted by Elder Millenialex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The thing is that there have always been crazy people. The problem with social media is that it allows people to connect with others across the world who share their specific kind of crazy, and it allows those delusional beliefs to get reinforced and grow at speeds we haven't seen before. 69211
Reposted by Elder MillenialBette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I'm reading a book about an Antarctic expedition in which the ship got stuck in the ice and one of the crew turned out daily cartoons for some levity. Here's some of my favourites: 162
Reposted by Elder MillenialMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I feel like there’s an alternate universe in which Natalie Harp started dyeing her hair black instead of platinum blonde and ended up being the kind of girl who wrote letters to famous serial killers in prison 774916492
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 19/08/2026If the Chinese are over there scoring over 100% on their schoolwork we're screwed any way you look at it 000
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 15/08/2026That guy for sure hosts a late night talk show in 1994. 000
Elder Millenial @eldermillennial.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Layman here- what is the calendar and why does it matter? 100
Reposted by Elder MillenialLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 15/08/2026Will GTA be a commercial success? Absolutely. Will it be good? Nah. They’ve already taken the idea of doing things you can just do in real life to its furthest extent. Plus we hate Real Life Stuff now. Driving? After a long day of DoorDashing? Shooting? I can go to school for that. 614619
