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Ellie Evans

@elbeast.in
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El Beastie aka ellieAPI aka veritastrophe aka evansekeful internet loreist // miner at the spreadsheet factory // reply bae // complex systems enthusiast

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/07/2026
I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 29/04/2026
i did it
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Many people in my mentions proclaiming this the Reichstag fire, and it is very funny to imagine an increasingly-frustrated White House staging false flag after false flag, trying to get somebody to notice.
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 26/04/2026
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars/Trek, HP, LOTR, Marvel.
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a man and a woman are standing in a hallway and smiling at each other
Alt: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Joel and Clementine are standing in a hallway and smiling at each other
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/04/2026
post of the year
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.
Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 13/04/2026
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely
Bunnies in a raft pull up next to a spaceship capsule, which has just splashed down and is floating in the open sea. Visible in the capsule, two bunnies wave at the ones in the boat.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Alysa Liu. A proud product of Oakland.
Figure skater Alysa Liu holding up her 2026 Olympics gold medal grimacing and exposing her teeth.Oakland rap legend Mac Dre popping his chain and collar simultaneously while grimacing and showing his teeth (colloquially known as a "thizz face").
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Mark Histed @markhisted.org · 13/02/2026
In terms of what cures are being lost: - Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis - herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis - shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
"Moderna's CEO announced the company will no longer invest in new Phase 3 vaccine trials for infectious diseases: 'You cannot make a return on investment if you don't have access to the U.S. market. Vaccines for Epstein-Barr virus, herpes, and shingles have been shelved.”
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
lmao this has gotta be so widespread
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/02/2026
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/02/2026
my theory why tech bros have gone insane is that tech optimism was their fuel for awhile. that began to fade as the future was looking less utopian and was obviously always about getting infinite money. when the public began to turn on big tech, tech turned to reactionary ideology to fill the void
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
i don't particularly disagree with a lot of the critiques of anarchist activism by liberals but I bristle when they act as if their best practices are any wiser. we're here because none of us figured out how to avoid being here. everyone should have some goddamn humility.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 30/01/2026
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BOO Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
"moot is in the epstein files" is the completely true sentence that has finally convinced me this is all an extremely stupid simulation and that we're all being used to power a robot overlord's game gear or something
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
check out this guy i found
White guy with resting mar-a-lago face. An eldritch horror.
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 28/01/2026
i read a piece in the atlantic that went into detail about how local organizers helped people figure out and coordinate what they can do based on level of danger and time commitment and it really is a solid model
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
it is beautiful how we are having another moment of Bluesky unity. everybody basking in the glow of how Ilhan Omar was very visibly gonna punch that dude in the mouth
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/01/2026
the "and you're surprised by this?" guys have never been less vital than they are right now
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Whenever I see posts from people warning not to watch videos of state sanctioned murders, see instructions on how to avoid the clips, I understand and sympathize with the reasons for it, but I keep thinking "pretty soon you may not have the choice to opt out of having to see the violence"
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 01/12/2025
cheney bargaining with the devil in hell
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 27/11/2025
another year of our family tradition of missing the dog show
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 27/11/2025
revenge
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
The subtext in JD Vance asking for "patience" on the economy: When leaders stop talking about current conditions and jump straight to rosy forecasts, they’re signaling the present isn’t defensible. That’s your cue to scrutinize the numbers, not just the narrative.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
guy replying to my post about charging my apple mouse with ‘you could try writing with the keyboard as opposed to the mouse’artie bucco aiming gun
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 24/11/2025
captain planet used to give me nightmares about being poisoned and given some recent rule changes those anxieties weren’t entirely unfounded
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 24/11/2025
"writing code to solve a problem" used to have "understanding the problem" as a prerequisite. but vibecoding allows solution-shaped objects to be produced without any of the hard-won understanding. beware of solution-shaped objects.
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 24/11/2025
will stancil is right sometimes but unfortunately annoying all the times which make it extra obnoxious when he’s confidently wrong (or perhaps willfully obtuse?)
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 23/11/2025
hey! i’m 39 thank you very much
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
multicultural societies don't work as long as you don't count the single wealthiest, most powerful society in human history or any of the other successful ones
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 22/11/2025
edibles is actually short for edwardibles
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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Thanks?
Thanks?
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 22/11/2025
shame works!
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 22/11/2025
if you want to understand me better as a person it’s important to know that i was always closer to my dad growing up and he bought me this book in middle school because he thought i would love it.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 22/11/2025
No solar panels. Only measles
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
pretty clear what happened: Zohran converted Trump to the divine and immortal science of islamo-communism.
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 22/11/2025
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
Charlie Day with the Pepe Silvia conspiracy board
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 22/11/2025
going out on a high note after meeting his crush
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 21/11/2025
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Honest meeting summaries: And then you got distracted and and started checking your email for 5 minutes and started browsing Bluesky
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 19/11/2025
Fish have committed credit card fraud
Credit card fraud
Black neon tetras committed credit card fraud during a 2023 livestream by "Mutekimaru Channel" on YouTube. The owner was using motion-tracking software to turn the fish's movements into Nintendo Switch inputs, letting them "play" video games. 8 In 2020, the fish beat Pokemon Sapphire after 3,195 hours, a feat that takes about 30 hours for a typical human. 9/ 181 On January 14, 2023, Pokémon Violet crashed at 1,144 hours, giving the fish free access to the main menu. They entered inputs that opened Nintendo eShop, added 500 yen ($3.85 USD) to their owner's account, and exposed his credit card details on the livestream. 10) 11) Mutekimaru later requested a refund of the 500 yen from Nintendo. l12)
"Fish eagerly read the terms and conditions. Many of us humans don't read the terms of service, but fish are smarter than we are"
- caption from Mutekimaru in a video about the incident 12)
The fish also downloaded an N64 emulator, set up PayPal, used reward points to buy an avatar, and changed Mutekimaru's Nintendo account name to
"ROWAWAWA*". 13, After about seven hours, their movements shut down the Switch. 14)
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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
The dumbest, stupidest, funniest part of this administration is that Kimmel getting to come back after a massive public pressure campaign folded Disney like a lawn chair is basically the exact moment Trump's authoritarian project failed.
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
aella: for achievements in data viz
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Kate Petersen @k8petersen.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
in a moment when too much of the remaining opinion column space in the states seems to have been set aside for farcical, garbled thinking, so grateful for @elienyc.bsky.social, for his moral clarity, and for the way he wields the form.
‘To put that in simple terms so that Larry Summers is able, genetically, to understand it: Summers is a tax this society places on women. He is their extra cost of doing business. And most men are willing to let them pay it. After all, most men know the tax means that they too can benefit as long as they retain some professional power.’
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