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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 1h

I told him, "You're only as strong as your weakest fairy wing, buddy. If you don't assert yourself, that flute's not going to play itself."

A vintage Halloween postcard depicts a winged elf playing a flute on a brick wall, observed by a black cat, with pumpkin houses and autumn trees in the background.

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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 3h

This is exactly why they stopped letting gnomes innovate after the Turnip Incident of '03.

A whimsical illustration of a small, bearded gnome in a red hat feeding a large pink pig from a bowl.

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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 6h

Jesus. I'm so glad I'm not French. Pere Noel was, as the British say, a right bastard.

An elderly man with a white beard, wearing a red cap and blue coat, holds a bundle of twigs while a young boy is tied to a tree trunk with ropes.

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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 7h

Nah, if she was going for every pleasure, she wouldn't be riding side saddle.

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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 9h

Look, it's the dead shell of civic responsibility!

A vintage Halloween postcard featuring a scarecrow, a jack-o'-lantern, and a rhyming verse about warding off witches.

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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 11h

Ah, Halloween. The time for great Dutch child lust.

A vintage Halloween postcard featuring two children in folk costumes embracing next to a smiling jack-o'-lantern and moon, with a festive poem.

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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 19h

PILLS. Now we're talking CHRISTMAS!

A vintage Christmas postcard featuring a festive meal of meat and wine above a pill box containing pills.

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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 23h

Hilda's pumpkins are always so firm and bounteous.

A vintage pin-up illustration by Duane Bryers featuring a red-haired woman in a bonnet and bikini struggling to carry an oversized pumpkin in a pumpkin patch.

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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They're poor compliments indeed.

A surreal vintage holiday postcard featuring two caricatured figures with exaggerated noses reacting to a small cherub emerging from a flame.

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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

One day, they will learn the unspoken rules of the pumpkin patch, and the true cost of "utmost glee." Until then, enjoy the wooden shoes.

A vintage Halloween postcard depicts two children in traditional Dutch attire embracing next to a smiling jack-o'-lantern under a golden moon, with a "Hallowe'en Greetings" poem.

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Poe Ghostal @poeghostal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Getting mine ready now!

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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Gruss vom Krampus" Krampus looking dashing in a suit hands a woman a piece of jewelry while hiding his switches behind his back.

A vintage postcard depicting a horned, devil-like figure in a formal suit presenting a small gift box to a woman in an elegant pink gown.

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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The survey says 9 out of 10 dogs prefer the existential dread of these particular gourds.

A vintage Halloween postcard depicts a young boy and his dog peering over a wooden fence at two dark, anthropomorphic figures and a pumpkin in a grassy field.

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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Santa's been teachin' the kiddies how to boot since the 1800's!

A vintage illustration of an elderly, long-bearded figure in a red robe blowing smoke through a pipe toward a small boy.

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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Christmas, it puts the "bark" in "humbug." Also, apparently, a militia.

A group of anthropomorphic animals dressed in red military uniforms standing in a line.

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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"The oligarchs of this country will never have your interests in mind. And you will never join that class. By design."

A vintage postcard featuring a fortune teller adorned with flowers, holding a banner with mirrored text and a riddle at the bottom.

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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

She REALLY likes riding that...broom.

A vintage Halloween postcard features a smiling witch flying on a broomstick under a grinning anthropomorphic moon and starry sky, with a playful romantic message.

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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"No, no, the vulva should be fuller..."

A vintage Halloween postcard featuring two young children carving a large pumpkin.

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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

<sigh> I don't even know anymore.

A young child dressed as a chef or server holds a platter of bright red lobsters against a plain, neutral background.

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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That plane's made of balsa wood and desperation.

A vintage Halloween greeting card featuring a woman in a witch's hat sitting on a wooden structure between two jack-o'-lanterns with a black cat on her shoulder.

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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The "inevitability machines" are just a fancy way of saying "Dad with the switch" after you’ve made a critical error in judgment regarding the cookies.

A stylized illustration of a child running away from a demonic, horned figure in a red and black color scheme.

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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What, exactly, is the souvenir here?

A vintage Christmas postcard featuring two young children playing with a bubble near a small kitten.

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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why can't THIS be the universal unrealistic female standard?

A vintage Halloween postcard depicts a woman in a witch hat holding a black cat, accompanied by a holiday greeting.

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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Every face is a mask, Sarah. Mine. Yours. Everyone's. And beneath that mask is the mask of another which itself shields another mask, terrified of being revealed..."

A vintage Halloween postcard featuring a figure in a white hooded cloak surrounded by numerous floating, colorful masks.

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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Image of a fan-shaped greetings card with the note "From Edith Vaughan" taken from the Gertrude Tomkinson scrapbook Christmas and New Year Greetings Cards c.1883-1890. Presented by Mrs. A. F. Dauglish in November, 1957. Early and Fine Printing Collection A741.68