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Ellie Evans

@elbeast.in
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El Beastie aka ellieAPI aka veritastrophe aka evansekeful internet loreist // miner at the spreadsheet factory // reply bae // complex systems enthusiast

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/07/2026
I ain't reading all that. I'm happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 29/04/2026
i did it
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 28/04/2026
King of Miami right there 🙏🏻
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 26/04/2026
I lived in Miami during the Heat’s 3 kings era and I’ve never watched a professional sport more consistently in my life.
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 26/04/2026
My cat is almost 15 and every time he comes up with a new way to terrorize me for what he wants it’s like relearning how to strike a balance between peace and ignoring chaos.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Many people in my mentions proclaiming this the Reichstag fire, and it is very funny to imagine an increasingly-frustrated White House staging false flag after false flag, trying to get somebody to notice.
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 26/04/2026
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars/Trek, HP, LOTR, Marvel.
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a man and a woman are standing in a hallway and smiling at each other
Alt: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Joel and Clementine are standing in a hallway and smiling at each other
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/04/2026
post of the year
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.
Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 13/04/2026
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely
Bunnies in a raft pull up next to a spaceship capsule, which has just splashed down and is floating in the open sea. Visible in the capsule, two bunnies wave at the ones in the boat.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Alysa Liu. A proud product of Oakland.
Figure skater Alysa Liu holding up her 2026 Olympics gold medal grimacing and exposing her teeth.Oakland rap legend Mac Dre popping his chain and collar simultaneously while grimacing and showing his teeth (colloquially known as a "thizz face").
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Mark Histed @markhisted.org · 13/02/2026
In terms of what cures are being lost: - Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis - herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis - shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
"Moderna's CEO announced the company will no longer invest in new Phase 3 vaccine trials for infectious diseases: 'You cannot make a return on investment if you don't have access to the U.S. market. Vaccines for Epstein-Barr virus, herpes, and shingles have been shelved.”
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
lmao this has gotta be so widespread
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 14/02/2026
My favorite move in Pierce county is the sudden jerk to change lanes
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/02/2026
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/02/2026
my theory why tech bros have gone insane is that tech optimism was their fuel for awhile. that began to fade as the future was looking less utopian and was obviously always about getting infinite money. when the public began to turn on big tech, tech turned to reactionary ideology to fill the void
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
i don't particularly disagree with a lot of the critiques of anarchist activism by liberals but I bristle when they act as if their best practices are any wiser. we're here because none of us figured out how to avoid being here. everyone should have some goddamn humility.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 30/01/2026
❤️
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BOO Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
"moot is in the epstein files" is the completely true sentence that has finally convinced me this is all an extremely stupid simulation and that we're all being used to power a robot overlord's game gear or something
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
check out this guy i found
White guy with resting mar-a-lago face. An eldritch horror.
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 28/01/2026
i read a piece in the atlantic that went into detail about how local organizers helped people figure out and coordinate what they can do based on level of danger and time commitment and it really is a solid model
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
it is beautiful how we are having another moment of Bluesky unity. everybody basking in the glow of how Ilhan Omar was very visibly gonna punch that dude in the mouth
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 25/01/2026
I know that I owe because the last rounds of these fuckfaces’ tax reforms basically screwed the economically mobile so I’m probably going to file an extension this year in hopes the nausea settles a bit by the time they come due.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/01/2026
the "and you're surprised by this?" guys have never been less vital than they are right now
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Whenever I see posts from people warning not to watch videos of state sanctioned murders, see instructions on how to avoid the clips, I understand and sympathize with the reasons for it, but I keep thinking "pretty soon you may not have the choice to opt out of having to see the violence"
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 01/12/2025
cheney bargaining with the devil in hell
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 27/11/2025
posting on bluesky for a new family tradition: avoiding my parents’ questions about how i spent my holiday
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 27/11/2025
another year of our family tradition of missing the dog show
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 27/11/2025
revenge
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
The subtext in JD Vance asking for "patience" on the economy: When leaders stop talking about current conditions and jump straight to rosy forecasts, they’re signaling the present isn’t defensible. That’s your cue to scrutinize the numbers, not just the narrative.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
guy replying to my post about charging my apple mouse with ‘you could try writing with the keyboard as opposed to the mouse’artie bucco aiming gun
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 24/11/2025
captain planet used to give me nightmares about being poisoned and given some recent rule changes those anxieties weren’t entirely unfounded
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 24/11/2025
"writing code to solve a problem" used to have "understanding the problem" as a prerequisite. but vibecoding allows solution-shaped objects to be produced without any of the hard-won understanding. beware of solution-shaped objects.
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 24/11/2025
will stancil is right sometimes but unfortunately annoying all the times which make it extra obnoxious when he’s confidently wrong (or perhaps willfully obtuse?)
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 23/11/2025
hey! i’m 39 thank you very much
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
multicultural societies don't work as long as you don't count the single wealthiest, most powerful society in human history or any of the other successful ones
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 22/11/2025
edibles is actually short for edwardibles
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Weird Christmas @weirdxmas.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Thanks?
Thanks?
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 23/11/2025
This is where 90% of my freshman 15 came from. With the buffalo sauce? 🤌🏻
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 22/11/2025
shame works!
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 22/11/2025
I would love to take transit if it didn’t balloon my commute time by a factor of 3. It’s worth paying extra for that time unfortunately. I already suffer from revenge sleep procrastination as it is.
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 22/11/2025
if you want to understand me better as a person it’s important to know that i was always closer to my dad growing up and he bought me this book in middle school because he thought i would love it.
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Ellie Evans @elbeast.in · 22/11/2025
I worked at Best Buy during the Xbox 360 launch and we’d get upwards of 50 calls a day asking if we had any 😅
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 22/11/2025
No solar panels. Only measles
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
pretty clear what happened: Zohran converted Trump to the divine and immortal science of islamo-communism.
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