Reposted by ehmeClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026if I had "Orinoco Flow" money I too would disappear to a castle and you'd never see me on the internet again 139835 398
Reposted by ehmeNiko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 26/07/2026The crack of the bat. The smell of the grass. The roar of the crowd. You’ve just been viciously attacked by the serial killer they call Baseball Steve 12463416 2.5K
Reposted by ehmeDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/07/2024What if the shark knew it was the 4th of July and was simply trying to warn against the dangers of burgeoning hyper-nationalism 8663125 663
Reposted by ehmeBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Happy July 4, the day we listen to "Solsbury Hill" by Peter Gabriel, the beloved song written in 7/4 time 20690126 690
Reposted by ehmeAlex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 02/07/2026My friend just texted me "no goal is offsides on stolen land" 😭😭😭 204847645 4.8K
Reposted by ehmeJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 03/05/2026It’s just all Fyre Fest vibes all the time now. Like every day is just a series of sad little sandwiches in a sad little styrofoam box and everyone looking at each other like wtf is this bullshit 735161 351
Reposted by ehmeBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time. 524123491316 12.3K
ehme @ehme.bsky.social · 09/01/2026What bullshit reason is @senangusking.bsky.social giving for this vote? 000 0
Reposted by ehmeAmy McNally @infamousfiddler.bsky.social · 02/12/2025It's a charitable day on the internet but hey, let's NOT: -go into debt buying holiday gifts or charitable ones -allow corporations to guilt us about the problems they cause so we'll do their giving for them -feel personal responsibility for actions of political regimes we didn't vote for 22810 28
Reposted by ehmeFrankenfreckle @neptunian9.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Having a ghostgiving with the young sailors that i lured to their death. 411533 115
Reposted by ehmeRebecca Colesworthy @rcolesworthy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible. 237228526517 22.9K
Reposted by ehmeBrimley/Cocoon Line @brimleyline.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Born February 22, 1975, Drew Barrymore is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Drew! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line. 627671 276
Reposted by ehmesarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 12/11/2025i know this isn't important in the slightest but this pedophile sure can't type 341992120 2K
Reposted by ehmeGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 18/10/2025I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs. 147202115535 20.2K
ehme @ehme.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Is everyone leaving Twitter for the umpteenth time? Everyone is being all nice and welcoming all the sudden. 000 0
Reposted by ehmeNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I am not aware of any gun violence that happened when I was a kid. by RFK Jr. 832250370 2.3K
ehme @ehme.bsky.social · 06/09/2025♥️ dansinker.com/posts/2025-0...dansinker.com A Benediction for Chicago on the Eve of Occupation | dansinker.com 010 1
Reposted by ehmeWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Arguably the best crop art year of all time but this one made me howl 1963061 630
Reposted by ehmeJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Honestly it’s good to know that when a guy who spent decades hanging out with a famous pedophile and is accused of being a pedophile himself spends years hyping up the existence of pedophile files and doesn’t release them, people will only elect him president twice before they get suspicious. 212477372 2.5K
Reposted by ehmeKaren Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social · 29/06/2025I bet spas could make a lot of money these days if they offered sobbing massages where everyone involved cries the whole time 1333324 333
Reposted by ehmeChuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 26/06/2025If you use AI to create your art, your story, your whatever, I immediately know you don’t care about making things — you only care about selling them. 4345641382 4.6K
Reposted by ehmeGarrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 25/06/2025have this energy for your town’s mayor too 1057090 570
Reposted by ehmeStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 22/06/2025It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this 8086334814272 63.3K
Reposted by ehmeGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 21/06/2025"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine 2752521196 5.3K
Reposted by ehmeJaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 24/05/2025Still shocked at the number of people I talk to who think (rightly!) AI is a threat to digital media and are fighting to keep it out of our work and then admit to using ChatGPT for like meal planning and making funny pictures. It’s all the same shit!! Stop it!! 429366 293
Reposted by ehmeRebecca Bodenheimer @rmbodenheimer.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Always, ALWAYS read @drewmagary.bsky.social www.sfgate.com/politics/art... 538674 386
Reposted by ehmeScott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Supreme Court rules 6-3 that Teslas are priced to move with $0 down and no payments for 48 months 204130442373 13K
Reposted by ehmeceej @ceej.online · 21/02/2025Maybe if I’m a sniveling coward when it matters most people will trust me to lead 142065298 2.1K
Reposted by ehmeKaren K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 04/03/2025hi. I know the urge to doomscroll is incredibly strong right now because it helps distract from the crushing uncertainty and nonstop horrific news about the federal government and the economy, but you need to go to sleep and get enough rest for tomorrow. ♥️ 401338134 1.3K
Reposted by ehmeErik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Frowning while at the Brownshirt rally I’m attending so that people know I disagree with it 445829845 5.8K
Reposted by ehmePeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard 439279374636 27.9K
Reposted by ehmeslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 15/02/2025statistically valentine’s day is the safest day on the road because none of the cybertrucks have anywhere to be 564334603 4.3K
Reposted by ehmeShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 29/01/2025running the federal govt the same way I figure out which breaker powers the garage 493947726 3.9K
Reposted by ehmeDavid Marshall @illdave.bsky.social · 23/01/2025You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles. 328163022541 16.3K
Reposted by ehmeEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 22/01/2025i know people are coming here for catharsis and that's fine but when you are done screaming please pick something you can do that will help people and do it. you don't accomplish anything by rolling around in the fear all day 683276667 3.3K
Reposted by ehme😈Miss Hell Batkeeper😈 @mishellbaker.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce. Bear with me for a second while I try to explain. 500143224493 14.3K
Reposted by ehmeGeraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 20/01/2025This is the only Roman salute I have ever heard of.media.tenor.coma man with a ring on his finger is clappingALT: a man with a ring on his finger is clapping 412613 126
Reposted by ehmeA.Alamo @phillyguy25.bsky.social · 19/01/2025The Scottish Sunday Herald TV guide featured this preview of the Trump inauguration. It’s fucking brilliant. 9145971718 4.6K
Reposted by ehmemave @mave.bsky.social · 10/07/2023As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants 862555443 2.6K
Reposted by ehmedonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Most things in life will be OK if you just forget about them and lie on the ground 1957798 577
Reposted by ehmethe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 21/12/2024"party city is going out of business" sounds like something my dad would say when he'd come home in the middle of a party I'd thrown and tell everyone to leave 111228163 1.2K
ehme @ehme.bsky.social · 21/12/2024The amount of comments on this post railing against a different program (PPP) than the one in the article (SVOG) is infuriating. Maybe because I spent so much time with COVID programs during the pandemic, but I think it's rage that people no longer read. They just react. REAAAAAD YOU WANGS. 010 1
Reposted by ehmeNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Fascism was bad in the 1930s and 40s. Could it be better this time? 27292231502 9.2K
Reposted by ehmeSandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Writing tip: Write a book you can sell to publishers for a lot of money. You can then use the money to buy the things you want. 891384160 1.4K
