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Garrett Martin

@garrettmartin.bsky.social
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editor/writer. games, travel, theme parks, music, movies, etc. recently at Kotaku. writing the Moon College Football Weekends guide (2028), and writing about theme parks at easily-amused.beehiiv.com. ex-Paste, ex-AV Club, could be ex-your site too.

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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 1h
nearly everything scared me as a kid but I’m pretty sure Poltergeist is when I started asking God to help me forget seeing some things
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 2h
you know it’s the playoffs when your team wins and you still feel like shit
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 3h
my guess for the show and bars and restaurants for the new Disney cruise ship they’re announcing this week: all Mr. Boogedy. why else would they reveal it in October?
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 4h
I think we can all agree that Atlanta should try to score a few more runs here
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 6h
do you think John Goodman remembers his five minutes on the set of Dirty Work
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 9h
do the Green Lanterns in Lanterns do fun space stuff or just loudly swear while being mad and/or sad (I have only watched trailers)
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The A.V. Club @avclub.com · 27/09/2026
One stars most of the cast. One simply goes fast. There's a very clear winner. www.avclub.com/fast-and-fur...
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The problem with how theme parks approach movies is a tale of two Fast & Furious rides
Fast & Furious: Supercharged stars most of the cast. Fast & Furious: Hollywood Drift simply goes fast. There's a very clear winner.
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 10h
FACT: Yoda is exactly as old as Hüsker Dü.
Filmed from March to September 1979 in Finse, Norway, and at Elstree Studios in England, The Empire Strikes Back …while Hüsker Dü enjoyed hardcore punk in general, they never thought of themselves as exclusively a hardcore
group and that their name was an attempt to avoid being pigeonholed as such.
The band played their first gig on March 30, 1979, at Ron's Randolph Inn in St. Paul, a bar near the Macalester campus.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 12h
You can’t smoke a cigarette around a monkey.
I’ve read that capuchins in the wild vomit a lot. Was that something you experienced?
No. But in the wild, capuchins will take ants that have some sort of acid, mash them up, and rub them all over bodies. It’s thought to act like an insecticide. So in captivity, they’ll rip cigarettes out of your mouth and rub the tobacco all over their bodies. Onions, too. If you’re eating an onion, they’ll grab it and rub it. You can’t smoke a cigarette around a monkey.
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 13h
the realest sport
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 13h
who is your favorite Lagoon Goon? the bird playing a stick? the guy playing his nose as a horn? the OTHER guy playing his nose as a horn? the guy playing that guy’s belly as a drum? the alligator playing a bird? (I don’t know if the bird he is playing is technically a member or not.)
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 15h
When I lived in Massachusetts you couldn’t buy beer on Memorial Day. so if your party ran out you’d have to drive to New Hampshire or Rhode Island to get more. the weirdest law.
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 23h
feels like somebody needs to have actually created art for you to stress over separating it from them, and not just YouTube videos or whatever
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“this is the part of the lineup where Skubal can get to the top of the lineup if he gets through it without any damage being done”—John Smoltz
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Alex Navarro @alexnavarro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Superstation Has Fallen
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I resubbed to Peacock just to watch Atlanta’s playoff games this week, and now k gotta sign up for another streaming service to watch their next series? wait, TBS, whose streaming service I already subscribe to, is showing two playoff games today, and Atlanta isn’t one of them?
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think I am the one person who is not effusive about the (good but slightly disappointing) History of Concrete
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
do you ever stop and think about how you know so damn many Warner Robins people
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Bronx Cheerleader @bronxcheerleader.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy Anniversary to all who celebrate.
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nuci's Space is the best and I wish every town had something exactly like it
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Daniel “Spooky Nickname” Tirebiter @danmofftarkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s Friday, put the speakers in the window and crank up the Terry Funk!
youtu.be
Terry Funk - Great Texan (1984) (FULL ALBUM)
YouTube video by NFS Music
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AI Clippy isn't gonna work and is insulting and all of that, but also I've seen these Genspark lobster guys like 50 times during the playoffs this week and hate to admit that they're pretty adorable. will never use their product but would have welcomed them as a stuffed animal when I was a kid.
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's nuts that there was never a Robotron 2085
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The owners of the "Let It Be" house (former Stinson family home) installed stain glass replicating the album cover in the pair of hooded windows just out of view on the album cover (if that makes sense). You can see them better in the alternate image on the cover of the 12" "I Will Dare" single.
The vertical black and white band photo of four young men sitting on a front porch roof with bedroom windows behind them shows a pair of arched windows behind a fire escape stair.
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My first piece for Kotaku! I argued why, if we understand the difference between Dylan and Jesse, we had to go outside my beloved Oldest House.
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Kate Sánchez @ohmymithrandir.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you're a woman who plays EA Sports CFB or Madden, I wanna talk to you! And if you're a woman who loves football and don't play those games, I also wanna hear from you! Working on a piece on football, the sports video games, and well, US! RESHARES APPRECIATED
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trash wizard the iv @ourcityburning.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
anyway if you ever want someone to write about wrestling and labor, well, i am very anxious about rent money, have organized a union, and know enough to not try to sell a story about two unrelated deaths (both of which we still have little information about) as a broader issue
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
writers on the general "culture" beat love confidently writing about subjects they don't understand; I don't know if it happens with pro wrestling more than anything else or if it just feels that way because that's one of the things I'm into, but that piece going around today is as bad as they say.
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
really enjoying the new Whin record. like the sound of a couple of very talented musicians as they work through some ideas drifting in from the room next to yours. whin.bandcamp.com/album/summer...
whin.bandcamp.com
Summer Visitor, by Whin
11 track album
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
getting mad at the pope for not thinking the chatbot has a soul is easily the funniest thing I've read all week
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Elephant Mastodon @emath.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Late night talk shows were unhinged. You could see Suzanne Somers introduce Wire. Nobody signed up for that. youtu.be/X2SqM4f_Nms?...
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Wire Late Show with Suzanne Somers
YouTube video by Mike MXV Vinikour
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have discovered the best way to watch playoff baseball: watch your team take an early five run lead, watch Evil Dead 2 in its entirety, and then return to the game in time to watch your team close out the series.
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I deleted my joke baseball post because it was unusually cruel and aggressive and unsporting of me. I’m not saying it was wrong, though.
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the inevitable ad where they graphically murder Liberty Biberty is gonna inspire the finale of the 2050s Mad Men remake
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
checked out of the baseball game because I can’t handle the stress and now that thing just happened where a movie I’m watching says today’s date
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the good thing is that Atlanta sports teams have famously never blown a big lead in the playoffs before
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Zack Wheeler didn’t start this game because Don Mattingly had already booked a cruise for this weekend
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
RIP Cronos. between this and PAC Newcastle's had a brutal week. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tzt...
youtube.com
Venom - Live At City Gardens, NJ. CLASSIC.
YouTube video by swoz
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Kate Sánchez @ohmymithrandir.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyway. @butwhytho.net is woman-run and not just by me being EIC. Outside of comics, all of our sections are run by women and if you've freelancer or written for us, you've seen that. If you wanna support us here you go:
butwhytho.net
Support Us - But Why Tho?
We believe in the power of independent media. By not answering to any VC stakeholders, we shape an editorial voice that champions passion, different
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*gently* i beg you to read an entire thing rather over reacting to a headline. please.
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
remember how you went decades without getting fund-raising appeals from congress members representing states you don't live in delivered straight into your pocket and/or purse
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Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈 @midimyers.com · 01/10/2026
if you aren't already supporting @mothership.blog, you should be. support women and queer people in video game criticism and journalism. we deserve to exist in these spaces but, at least in the case of mothership, we can only exist and pay our writers and introduce you to new writers if YOU help us.
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what’s the best kind of personal injury to get a settlement for
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
who has the best Geordie accent in wrestling now
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Atlanta’s Manchester Orchestra soundtracking the Pac tribute video
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Moxley is so great at everything. Really is the true ace. The importance of his jump to AEW can’t be overstated.
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
…is Danielson gonna wrestle this match
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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Callis Family is a real goon squad and I love it so much
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