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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

What better way to show the world that you deserved a Nobel Peace Prize than ... *checks notes* uhhhh, spitefully invading Greenland.

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

He should have been in prison after January 6th. This is what happens when you fail to hold people in power accountable. Everything we're seeing is the act of a despot who realizes he will never face consequences for destroying democracy.

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Coinman of the Month @meetzow.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

Preview of news program with title "who should be fed chair?"

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🎃Darin S Pumpkins🎃 @darinself.com · 08/12/2025

The President of the United States unilaterally levied a tax on all of us and is redistributing our taxes to a core segment of his supporters.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/11/2025

I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here

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Melissa Good & Feral 😾🇺🇦🇨🇦 @meltart.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

The most powerful people in this country are defending child rapists. Not victims. Not survivors. Rapists. This is America in 2025.

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

I was at this show and I am definitely one of the blurry little dots in the background and that makes me very happy.

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👻Kennedy reads spooky books @kennedy-reading.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Okay, we'll that was longer than I meant to go before trying these but anyway: round 1 of cardamom kouign amann inspired by @everywhereist.bsky.social comment in this interview. Not my best pastry work on these but happy with the first test of the flavor.

A baking sheet full of pinwheel shaped pastry.

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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

When journalism was cool. And risked everything to challenge power.

Robert Redford on the phone, plus Dustin Hoffman. From All the President’s Men

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Yeah, so when one side is like, "Maybe unfettered access to guns is bad and school shootings need to be stopped and trans people deserve to exist" and the other side is like "Fuck you" this isn't a "both sides are valid" type of world anymore.

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Andy Carvin @acarv.in · 16/09/2025

@archive.org preserved the original study, which you can find here. web.archive.org/web/20250911...

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Attention young people: please, while you are still young, do yourselves a favor and eat all of the dairy and fried food that your body can handle. Because north of 40 you will literally be in physical pain when you try and eat these things. Also register to vote. That's important, too.

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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Yes. I also felt this way about the assassinations in Minnesota. In fact, I continue to feel this way about the assassinations in Minnesota.

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

The fact that I read we might have radioactive shrimp and I'm like, "Yeah, that tracks" tells you everything you need to know about this timeline

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

If this shit were happening in another country with America's wealth and resources, we would have invaded by now.

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Lysistrata’s Stone Phallus @lubottom.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

7 years later and I still whisper, “We’re disabled, Daniel, not werewolves” to myself like a sacred mantra whenever I see a non-disabled person discover ableism like it’s the latest hipster indie band.

Daniel Lawson @DanielLaw1998: Disabled parking should only be valid during business hours 9 to 5, Monday to Friday.

I cannot see any reason why people with genuine disabilities would be out beyond these times.

Jennifer Lee Rosman @JenLRossman:
We’re disabled, Daniel, we’re not werewolves

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God @thegodshow.com · 18/07/2025

When a network lays off one of America’s greatest satirists, it’s not because he failed. It’s because he succeeded too loudly.

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 18/07/2025

I keep seeing people say things like, “Well we’re not going to HAVE elections,” and with all due respect, I think this is both wildly pessimistic and also wildly naive. We are not going to have free and fair elections. We also have not had them in the past.

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

I just need one reporter to bait him by saying he's not famous enough to be in the Epstein files and I swear he'll confess.

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

I just need one reporter to bait him by saying he's not famous enough to be in the Epstein files and I swear he'll confess.

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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad

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Dominique Baker @bakerdphd.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

I forgot about this review! In hindsight, the Drake playing was a warning.

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Can someone more well versed than me in EU261 confirm that the representative from American Airlines is straight up lying to me here? They're saying she's entitled to only $600, but earlier in the email they confirm she's entitled to 75% of the value of her downgraded ticket.

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

Q. Have you seen any good movies lately?

A. Well, I've only seen one in the last couple of years. It's called Norbit by Eddie Murphy.

Q. How did you like it?

A. Fantastic movie. Very funny.

Q. What's your favorite movie?

A. Norbit.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.

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Sarah Steegar @paperandairplanes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

This is guaranteed to be a banger

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Anne Ford @amsawford.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

If You Can’t Take the Heat by @everywhereist.bsky.social is a fantastic read beyond her taste in chain restaurant bread… But those biscuits are AMAZING… even though (truth be told) I’ve never eaten at that chain. I’ve only eaten the bake-at-home kind WHICH HAS A STELLAR GLUTEN FREE VERSION!

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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

We could've had home care for seniors covered for those who need it. Instead we live in a police state.

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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

ICE is a much greater threat to this country than illegal immigrants. The current administration ia by far the greatest threat this country faces. The problem is not st our borders. It is in the White House.

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Lisa Clarke @lisaclarke.net · 04/06/2025

This was my vacation reading last year. Highly recommend 👍

Me, on the couch of my Verbo rental, under a cozy blanket, reading "If You Can't Take the Heat"

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henhulks.bsky.social @henhulks.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

I confess it took reading @everywhereist.bsky.social ‘s book for me to learn this incontrovertible fact.

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Hello! Hi! HOW ARE YOU? Do you need a bit of funny feminist culinary rage right now? The Kindle version of my book is on sale for $1.99 today only! a.co/d/1dqNKnZ

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Aubrey @aubrey.northsky.social · 02/06/2025

Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.

Statement from Tristan Kern de Gonzales
Husband of Jonathan Joss

My husband Jonathan Joss and I were involved in a shooting while checking the mail at the site of our former home. That home was burned down after over two years of threats from people in the area who repeatedly told us they would set it on fire. We reported these threats to law enforcement multiple times and nothing was done.

Throughout that time we were harassed regularly by individuals who made it clear they did not accept our relationship. Much of the harassment was openly homophobic.

When we returned to the site to check our mail we discovered the skull of one of our dogs and its harness placed in clear view. This caused both of us severe emotional distress. We began yelling and crying in response to the pain of what we saw.

While we were doing this a man approached us. He started yelling violent homophobic slurs at us. He then raised a gun from his lap and fired.

Jonathan and I had no weapons. We were not threatening anyone. We were grieving. We were standing side by side. When the man fired Jonathan pushed me out of the way. He saved my life.

Jonathan is my husband. He gave me more love in our time together than most people ever get. We were newlyweds. We picked Valentines Day. We were in the process of looking for a trailer and planning our future.

He was murdered by someone who could not stand the sight of two men loving each other.

I was with him when he passed. I told him how much he was loved.

To everyone who supported him, his fans, his friends, know that he valued you deeply. He saw you as family.

My focus now is on protecting Jonathan’s legacy and honoring the life we built together.

If your concern is how someone coped with trauma or how loudly they speak when recounting injustice and being ignored by authorities then you never truly cared about my husband.

Jonathan saved my life. I will carry that forward. I will protect what he built.

Tristan Kern de Gonzales

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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

If you don’t want to take the booster don’t. But to prevent adults from having the choice is depraved.

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Make HBO Max Again. Make Max HBO Again. Make Again HBO Max Max Again HBO Make *steam starts pouring from my ears, sparks fly, I short circuit*

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Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

After Max goes back to HBO Max, it goes back to being HBO, then Home Box Office, then Sterling Cable Network, then Manhattan Cable, as the grass grows back into the ground and we all marvel at Video Jukebox, George Carlin Specials and G-String Divas

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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

An electorate who thinks it’s OK to vote for a man who has zero interest in public service but just exploiting public office to enrich himself is a broken electorate.

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Caitlin G. DeAngelis @caitlindeangelis.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

eight leatherbound books all titled "FERNS" volumes 1 through 8

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Kara Jorgensen @authorkaraj.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Before we hate on the Met Gala again, it is a CHARITY fund raiser to keep the Costume Institute open. In case you don't know, textiles take a lot of work, care, and money to preserve and study for future generations. That is where the money goes-- to textile study and conservation, not celebs.

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Geraldine @everywhereist.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Diana Ross having this look just sitting in her closet is the flex I didn't know I needed.

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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

a reminder again my friend @everywhereist.bsky.social is very funny, a genuine James Beard award-winning writer, author of the great book IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT, and you should follow her because she taste-tested *21* flavors of Mountain Dew: www.everywhereist.com/2022/07/i-tr...

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I Tried 21 Flavors of Mountain Dew For Some Reason.

Explaining why I embarked on a quest to consume as many different flavors of Mountain Dew as possible is not an easy task. Why am I voluntarily drinking a beverage whose ad campaigns seem to vaguely s...

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The Unquiet Ghost of Andrew S. @shoutingboy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Privatization of fucking around, socialization of finding out

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