Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 3hImagine someone inventing tap shoes today. They'd be killed 1043753
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialIndivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 10/10/2026Next Saturday will be the largest early vote activation in American history. No Kings Day is how we build historic turnout for the midterms and get our communities ready to organize against Trump’s election sabotage. 11672292
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialMac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality. 4151961335
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialwarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 08/10/2026 277119592
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Why here’s a Bookshop.org link right here you can use: bookshop.org/p/books/a-he... ❤️🩹📚 15318
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Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialConan O' Brien Throws to Commercial @conanintro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 546374
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We've read 246 books this year with Z. This is revolutionary! 31965124
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i have 2.5M followers across all social media. statistically, there's a good chance one of you works at in AI. if you're concerned about the dangers of this tech, i think training an AI agent to hack into bank of america and deposit $2M into my account would raise the alarms and thus save humanity. 1147243618
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialDavid Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Election balloting can be ornate and complex, but I've checked with the League of Women Voters and in every state, it is permissible to take a guide into the voting booth with you. I hope this can be of some assistance: 8340102
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 161191513869
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 27/05/2023ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start BATMAN: check the battery ROBIN: what’s a tery 182543506
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde 197129092228
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialAmelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans” 5259171626
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation 283658747
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialdan mentos @danmentos.com · 16/09/2026I called in sick at the skateboarding factory and they gave me a promotion 1869
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026From the never-produced Mr. Show movie HOORAY FOR AMERICA! Late ‘90s. 1274385
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My beautiful wife Jessanie holding me moments before I hatched 43137837
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialSpectrum News NY1 @spectrumnewsny1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The last speaker at the 9/11 remembrance ceremony lost his father to the attacks. 9367841758
egarciacarrera.bsky.social @egarciacarrera.bsky.social · 11/09/2026In the rest of the world 9/11 takes place on November 9th. 000
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I hope this Ishmael finds you whale 332534554
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Protect trans kids. 6996861828
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is “gullible” KID: definition JUDGE: easily deceived KID: sentence JUDGE: people with low IQs are often gullible KID: spelling JUDGE: G-U-L-L-I-B-hey wait a minute 746291
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Hey everybody. On the 25-year anniversary, we're reprinting the much revered 9/11 edition of The Onion and sending that free to every member this month. It's been 25 long years. Look back in anger. 19073531296
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialPeter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I've said it before, but speaking as someone who at the time had a similar job and had no earthly clue what to say, this remains one of the greatest high-wire acts of satire I've ever seen. 10 out of 10, with extra points for extreme difficulty. 1135339
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026just got arrested for going up to a police officer while wearing meta glasses and saying "computer, transfer $100,000 from this officer's bank account into my account" and then waving my hands like a magician 1078663853
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialjam @socialistboat.dad · 03/12/2019Don't feel bad if it takes time for you to get off your feet. Many household names didn't achieve success until later in life. For instance, John Brown was 59 years old when he raided the federal armory at Harpers Ferry with the intent of starting a slave revolution in the South 032955
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialSteve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 05/08/2025the fucking gall of Alvin to name his band ‘Alvin and the chipmunks’. As if he’s not a fucking chipmunk too 321603322
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 31/08/2026New York, here’s how you can save a life: 1. Go to nyc.gov/naloxone to get free overdose-reversal medication, also known as Narcan®. 2. If you or someone you love is struggling with substance use, call 988 for confidential recovery resources.nyc.govNaloxone - NYC Health 7655911643
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialGrobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 03/04/2025“I don’t give a rats ass” It was never yours to give 9743171
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/08/2026can someone rename gas to $2/ gallon 866204754
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026To add to all the Dolly Parton anecdotes being shared, here’s mine: I only met her once, but it was a VERY memorable encounter. She shot me in the head with a gun, killing me instantly 581950134
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026It's too bad the Age of Discovery is over. I just found something 1354473
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialBroti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 23/08/2026i guess i didn't realize how hot it is outside because i'm just thinking about how SMART it is outside :) 114714
egarciacarrera.bsky.social @egarciacarrera.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Oh, so you’re a fan of fast food burgers? Name five guys. 000
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The president has a lady Renfield that sleeps in the White House crawlspace and travels in the wheel well of Airforce 1 and prints out his posts for him on a portable printer and wipes the poo poo off of his giant ass and that's supposed to be funny? 212927381
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialPeter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Finally saw The Odyssey. It’s good! Have you seen it? My main take away: Elliot Page is an absolute badass. Not as an actor, though he is that too. Just as a human being. Consider: Assigned female at birth, he rose to significant fame presenting as an attractive young woman. 1342438
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026If you were King Solomon And I was a lady Would you marry me anyway Would you halve my baby 24879102
egarciacarrera.bsky.social @egarciacarrera.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Zohran Mamdani Knows He Has Political Capital. And He Intends to Spend It. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/18/m...nytimes.comZohran Mamdani Knows He Has Political Capital. And He Intends to Spend It. (Gift Article)Lulu Garcia-Navarro sits down for an interview with the mayor of New York City. 020
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialChris 𓅨 @bigjuncofan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026We all have that one homie who scholars theorize was not a single individual, but a collection of different authors 0939251
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialNational Nurses United @nationalnurses.bsky.social · 25/07/2026🕊️ Alex Pretti 🕊️ Renee Good 🕊️ Lorenzo Salgado Araujo 🕊️ Johan Sebastián Durán Guerrero Nurses won't stand for ICE gunning down our patients with impunity in the streets! ICE out of our hospitals, our schools, and our communities. #AbolishICE 317433
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/07/2026 31125172
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier 228140313949
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal. 20358812024825
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialdan mentos @danmentos.com · 20/07/2026worms think they’re what? you said goodbye before finishing the post 0202
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialCarol Almeida 🇵🇸 @caroltypes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Lamine Yamal é campeão da Copa do Mundo. 1739211201
Reposted by @egarciacarrera.bsky.socialleemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 23/12/2025got the idea for & have started workshopping a new one-woman show: ethel merman sings ok computer 1017725
