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Effehezepe

@effehezepe.bsky.social
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She/They 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ | Wizard | I know karate | Voodoo too

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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 6h
(confused) I believe LLMs are conscious, but only Deepseek LLMs, because of the Chinese Room theory
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Ally Roth @alinaisyou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hear you say you wish that you had Jessie's girl. But are you sure you don't wish you *were* Jessie's girl?
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Getty @gettymuseum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s Purrquoise’s world, and we’re just living in it. In an *exclusive* interview, he touches down on his international travels, his east coast frienemy, and his starring role in Getty’s new season of the If Objects Could Talk podcast. www.getty.edu/news/purrquo...
Installation view of Purrquoise, the turquoise colored ceramic cat sitting on a gold throne at the Getty Museum.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors.
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alternatively, you could use WordArt

I'm not even joking!
This is literally cooler, aesthetics be like that

AI art is so rancid it caused a cultural inversion
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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ChrisLTD @chrisltd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AI is good at making an infinite amount of text, images, songs, and software. Those are things we already had an effectively infinite amount of before AI.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
100% definitely a sorceress trapped in a cat’s body. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black-and-white photo of short haired, tabby, cat standing up outside, looking toward the camera. It’s expression seems very focused and serious.
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specter @ out of the blender @specterthieving.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hot chocolate (lesbian) energy drink (gay) dubious potion (transhet)
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 23/09/2026
My friend sent me this unprompted that’s called being an ally
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The Art of Asty @theartofasty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can I offer you an egg in these trying times? theartofasty.bigcartel.com
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Nolan Hahn @nolanhahn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lesbian bars are truly the laboratories of democracy
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
>chinese dynasty finally trending on bsky >ask poaster if the dynasty is river or steppe >she doesnt understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is river and what is steppe >she laughs and says "its a good dynasty sir" >check poasts >its steppe
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
oh that's where Shelly Miscavige is, this lady trapped her in carbonite.
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ᴀᴢᴀ 🐺 @azapls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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4thdslip @4thdslip.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Trans women will be like "you have GOT to hop on this game, it's peak" and it's some Japan-exclusive shmup for the Sega Saturn called
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Voryn Dagoth Ur @dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Fargoth Morrowind looking at the player in Seyda Neen.

"excuse me, friend. ill have you know im moderately popular with a number of extremely mentally ill trans women on a failing social media website."
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Voryn Dagoth Ur @dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
An edited series of tumblr posts with Uriel Septim VII

urinalsepticvii👑: trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only jauffre could do that

urinalsepticvii👑: i need 2 stop posting after taking my sleep meds by the gods
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Big Trouble In Little China (1986) @bigtrouble1986.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You are not brought upon this world to "get it".
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MeidasLaurieK @lovepeacegratitude.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🎶 Ohhh.... The Mitch, oh the Mitch, oh the Mitch is back, give us a thumbs up, like the reporter asked 🎶 He can Mitch, he can Mitch, thinks he's better than you... it's the way he can't move, the things he can't do....oh, oh, ohhhh....Mitch, Mitch, Mitch is back 🎶(Bitch is Back by: Elton John)
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Folks, the weird Monolith says “all these worlds are yours except Europa”. No one can put a limit on American greatness—especially not a piece of Geometry! That is why I, your favorite President, have ordered a full-scale space invasion of Europa! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kamala Harris has done more good for bisexuals than Liu Bei. Full stop.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Dead Carl @deadcarl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Load-bearing post
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
everyone in your scene is a dork. im a dork. were all just nerds and thats beautiful
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Really good chicken helmet. Best chicken helmet I’ve ever seen maybe.
A knight’s helmet with, inexplicably, a chicken face coming out the front
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Gale Galligan @galegalligan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Screencap from Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken!. A long-haired schoolgirl holds up her phone and snaps, “There is nothing fun about social media!”
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Ben Siemon @benjaminjs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You can tell we're a country of idiots by how easily we're convinced to debate the 1% of trans people who want the right to live their lives authentically and safely and don't negatively impact our lives instead of the billionaires who spend every day making our lives genuinely tangibly worse.
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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Makkon @makkon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
there she is again
2 poses of a purple jester character. one is kneeling, the other is standing while leaning over with her arms out
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/10/2024
ROOMMATE: Thank god we found the alien shapeshifter before it could escape containment. Imagine if that thing made it into the general population! ME: (fully aware he’s the alien but he promised to drive me to the airport in the morning) No kidding. Would you like another glass of gasoline?
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piper 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @velvetxero.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
oh i don't like how this is getting closer to being a reality
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It *is* a little unsettling that she exists somewhere on the Don Bluth Mouse Girl Compass
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 10/09/2026
ok here’s my oot remake link doodle
A doodle of child link from oot remake, from the pov looking down on him

he asks: “do you have any games on your phone?”
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 09/09/2026
tapping the sign
katie tightpussy on bluesky: being a trans woman is crazy. "yeah all my opps are billionaire pedophile rapists"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tweet from Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w):

"We're a company that sells cat products, so we need the perfect picture of a cat. Ahh... Here. Here is the picture"

(picture of a bag of litterbox liners with a disembodied cat head that looks absolutely sad and terrified)
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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
[Benoit Blanc in COLUMBO] COLUMBO: Gosh, you know, my wife just loves gardening. BLANC: She sounds delightful! COLUMBO: She is, she’s really a treasure. MURDERER: (to himself) I shall surely outwit these rubes with ease.
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Dennis デニス @dizzydennis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I SAY, I SAY, BOY! YOU DONE LET ROBOTNIK TRICK YA! YER AN ECHIDNA WARRIOR, BUT CERTAINLY NO ECHIDNA SCHOLAR! THEY CALL YA KNUCKLES CAUSE YA AIN'T GOT NO BRAINS, BOY! LET HIM PLAY YA LIKE A MEAN BEAN MACHINE! NOW GO PUNCH THAT EMERALD OUT HIS STOMACH LIKE SOME BAD CHILI! Grapes for brains, this one.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/09/2026
coyote vs acme was pretty decent but by the fourth gratuitous sex scene i was kind of over it
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Milkyblood - looking for art job @milkyblood.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Kangaroos are deers but on Y axis
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Loukas Christodoulou @loukas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The unexamined life is not worth living - Socrates I pity the fool - Mr T
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Corporate They'Re The Same Picture
Alt: Corporate They'Re The Same Picture
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
MACGRUBER! There's a global outage of all AI services! MACGRUBER! Now he cannot talk to his imaginary girlfriend! MACGRUBER! He never thought his life would turn out this way! MACGRUBER!
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
MACGRUBER! He started using AI to make his job easier! MACGRUBER! Chatting with an agent has taken a romantic turn! MACGRUBER! He’s experiencing a full-blown psychosis! MACGRUBER!
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
hey, I was born in the 80s or 90s and I'm looking for a morally acceptable way to continue to like Harry Potter?? you see, I have this special condition where I just... stopped. somewhere along the way, i let the growth inside me die and i gnawed a hole in the past, and there i sit, and there i rot
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Effehezepe @effehezepe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Post something random or you'll have an awful September
Mickey mouse nailed to a crucifix while a trio of actual rodents worship him
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